To avoid embarassing noises on the toile. . Mark Hoppus ' To avoid anyone hearing embarrassing noises while I use the toilet, I simply scream as loud as I can t
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User avatar #56 - lawlfailwinepic (01/07/2013) [-]
**lawlfailwinepic rolls 44** To avoid embarrassing noises on the toilet, roll dubs. Problem. Solved.
#82 to #56 - Rascal (01/07/2013) [-]
44 thumbs as well, no one touch this post.
#61 to #56 - Shitthatscrazy (01/07/2013) [-]
<------- you
#45 - foshizzlefriend (01/07/2013) [-]
****		 yeah, Mark Hoppus
**** yeah, Mark Hoppus
#11 - chasingxrabbits (01/07/2013) [-]
mark hoppus wuuut
mark hoppus wuuut
#72 - giblets (01/07/2013) [-]
Love Mark Hoppus. Once asked him if he would rather have 12 duck sized horses, or 12 horse sized ducks.

His reply.
#1 - twistedrider ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
And on an unrelated note...

My weapon is Gnome Chompski. If you don't know, google it.
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#36 to #1 - snakefire (01/07/2013) [-]
Seeker rifle dead space 2
#39 to #1 - cptfox (01/07/2013) [-]
a assault rifle from halo 4 **** but agleast now i have sparten armor and unlimted sprint
User avatar #44 to #1 - icelandicviking ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Longsword Age of Chivalry
#4 to #1 - loffe (01/06/2013) [-]
TRAC-5 from Planetside 2. I think I'm pretty ****** , seeing how this weapon isn't invented yet...
User avatar #13 to #1 - darcandkharg (01/07/2013) [-]
Chinese assault rifle with around 400 bullets, yeah I think I'm pretty good.
User avatar #18 to #1 - zerokiller (01/07/2013) [-]
Brotherhood, hidden blades. Not sure if good or bad.
#80 to #1 - crazyolitis (01/07/2013) [-]
Heh, not a problem.
#84 to #1 - aviators (01/07/2013) [-]
Sunlight Spear? **** yeah
#35 to #1 - yunablade (01/07/2013) [-]
Well last game I played was portal 2...

**** YEAH!
#26 to #1 - salai (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh god why
#78 to #1 - datguywithecoolhat (01/07/2013) [-]
...Eh, could be worse...
#9 to #1 - Magnisethered (01/07/2013) [-]
I was Dr. Mundo...
User avatar #27 to #1 - vivere (01/07/2013) [-]
Aqua's final keyblade from BBS
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User avatar #74 to #1 - Crusader (01/07/2013) [-]
.45 pistol from Fallout NV Honest Hearts.
#15 to #1 - TheWordAlive (01/07/2013) [-]
TAC-Knife from black ops 2 haha pretty set
User avatar #69 to #1 - ICEDgrunge (01/07/2013) [-]
The Sword of The Crusader from TES Oblivion. I can deal with that.
User avatar #73 to #69 - Crusader (01/07/2013) [-]
So you're the one who took my sword.
User avatar #75 to #73 - ICEDgrunge (01/07/2013) [-]
SHHHH umaril's dead I just need it for a few more centuries because of reasons...
User avatar #7 to #1 - lolwatthe (01/07/2013) [-]
Short bow or a big ass sword, thanks Chivalry!
#68 to #1 - meximan (01/07/2013) [-]
AER14 Protoype from New Vegas. Where the **** would I find ammo?
#40 to #1 - marlkarxthethird (01/07/2013) [-]
Catwoman's whip from Arkham City.   
   
			****		.
Catwoman's whip from Arkham City.

**** .
#70 to #40 - ICEDgrunge (01/07/2013) [-]
Hey sexy.
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User avatar #41 to #1 - FlyingButt ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Dawnbringer (Skyrim)
I feel safe.
User avatar #65 to #1 - tomoyomomo (01/07/2013) [-]
RIOT SHOT GUN FROM NEW VEGAS, **** YEA.
#37 to #1 - Rascal (01/07/2013) [-]
I just played Harvest Moon on my DS........... I used a watering can....
User avatar #64 to #1 - option ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Giant wooden spoon in EQ2

inb4 fag
User avatar #34 to #1 - justinishere (01/07/2013) [-]
ray gun ;D
#62 to #1 - ShadowEagle (01/07/2013) [-]
MFW the zombie apocalypse because of this thread
User avatar #29 to #1 - somniumecstasi (01/07/2013) [-]
some kind of two-handed sword from WoW...
User avatar #60 to #1 - thevoid (01/07/2013) [-]
Gravity hammer from Halo 3.
User avatar #21 to #1 - crustypizza (01/07/2013) [-]
League of Legends

I used Viktor's laser hand more then anything else so yeah that
User avatar #58 to #1 - lolwtfme (01/07/2013) [-]
L118A1 sniper rifle MW3
User avatar #19 to #1 - killerdestroyer (01/07/2013) [-]
The Soul Reaver.

Perfectly fine with this.
User avatar #53 to #1 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/07/2013) [-]
My weapon would be the handgun from silent hill 2
User avatar #17 to #1 - wertologist ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Sly's cane
User avatar #52 to #1 - drtrousersnake (01/07/2013) [-]
the penetrator from saints row 3
User avatar #14 to #1 - doctormaxis (01/07/2013) [-]
Ray gun.
#49 to #1 - swattyjl (01/07/2013) [-]
<- Rakrak Claw from Vindictus
#12 to #1 - megaguyx (01/07/2013) [-]
Does this count as a weapon or a vehicle?
#48 to #1 - Rascal (01/07/2013) [-]
The katana in Hitman absolution, mais.
User avatar #5 to #1 - Quarma (01/07/2013) [-]
the Natasha

Hey, it'll slow them down. But it'll be expensive as balls to fire
User avatar #47 to #1 - cptmongtard ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
The Bushman in Farcry 3
#3 to #1 - youxbarstard (01/06/2013) [-]
That MTAR assault rifle on black ops 2.
I think my chances are pretty good.
User avatar #32 to #3 - lonleywolf (01/07/2013) [-]
:O Noo...Last weapon i used was from the arcade game Thing Thing 4...it was a Pipe... ****
User avatar #46 to #1 - smashingprodigy (01/07/2013) [-]
M4 Custom from Metal Gear Solid 4

I think I'm good.
#42 to #1 - maginmaniac (01/07/2013) [-]
Diamond Sword.
#38 - pasiusquotum (01/07/2013) [-]
I trap my dog inside with me in the bathroom, and when I finish I force him to look inside the bowl.

Hopefully he'll understand that's where he's suppose to go.
#87 - sallythemanatee (01/08/2013) [-]
So I guess he ends up making the bathroom sound like an episode of dragon ball Z
#77 - Wargasmicsammich ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Mark Hoppus is beast, pic related
User avatar #71 - finalfaptasy (01/07/2013) [-]
I have a helpful tip for you guys!
If you're taking a massive smelly **** in a public toilet, and you know somebody has to use it after you, you can simply put up the toilet seat after ******** , so they think it's the person before you who took that **** . However, make sure they don't hear you ******** if you do it, because then they're just going to assume you have been taking a **** standing up, which nobody would ever do... right? right?
#81 to #71 - albeit ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
****		 standing up you say?
**** standing up you say?
#67 - mychemicalfreak (01/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #57 - thalfak (01/07/2013) [-]
Was it that hard to make another title OP?
User avatar #16 - yellowcardraiden (01/07/2013) [-]
When I take a dumb of the decades, I imagine that I'm goku turning super sayan

inb4 cool story
User avatar #28 to #16 - oimatewtf (01/07/2013) [-]
That is quite an interesting tale chap.
#2 - datgermanguy (01/06/2013) [-]
I don't see anything abnormal and/or insane about this plan.
I don't see anything abnormal and/or insane about this plan.
#25 to #2 - kampi ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Man, I feel like a drug-dealer.   
Just use this one instead, please.
Man, I feel like a drug-dealer.
Just use this one instead, please.
User avatar #33 to #25 - datgermanguy (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh. Thank you!
The first shot is free I guess?
#43 to #33 - kampi ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Every shot is free, m'dear.
Sorry if I seemed a bit of a douche. Have this as a "I'm Sorry"-gift.
#85 to #43 - datgermanguy (01/07/2013) [-]
No problem, my friend. Thanks for the gift.   
Take this one as a &quot;No offense taken&quot;-gift!
No problem, my friend. Thanks for the gift.
Take this one as a "No offense taken"-gift!
#86 to #85 - kampi ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
I love things like this.

Here, have this "Thanks for making me smile"-gift!
#88 - Rascal (01/12/2013) [-]
Anyone else think of Ghost in the Stalls?
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User avatar #76 - rototornjik (01/07/2013) [-]
embarrassing noises?
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