God Dammit.. made me laugh. skulli?, alveg Talk to strangers? Tonya new chatting with a random stranger. Say hit Hanger: I hate my life! Yau: no you dent Yau: y tags are tits
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God Dammit.

made me laugh

skulli?, alveg Talk to strangers?
Tonya new chatting with a random stranger. Say hit
Hanger: I hate my ******* life!
Yau: no you dent
Yau: you hate your life right now
Stranger: he 22, wore in fast food and will probably never do anything better
Eta mar: my outworkers make fun of me all day
Yau: team the ways at the
She war: and if I told my boss he would probably out my already **** pay
You: that is illegal
are open cause has a cheap bastard
Btrr mar: my any friend is mentally retarded I
Yau: that makes you a wonderful friend "
are met‘. eon all we ever do together is stupid ****
Stranger: man: leave my home town cause inever teamed have to drive
an nae: plus every time i wt fail my drivers test
Yau: Drivers eel bro
You'. **** works
stranger: and you know what the worst pan Isl? of
Wu: your so lost in self pity you cant accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger: i live in a pineapple under the sea.
Yau: god damn it
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Submitted: 01/06/2013
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#33 - fuckthepolice (01/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My first attempt.
#10 - Strudel (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have seen this before.
#3 - aahrg (01/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
here's one i did when i first saw this joke
User avatar #4 to #3 - psykobear (01/07/2013) [-]
>Tells you to commit suicide
>Calls you the asshole
#41 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#40 - lovepain (01/07/2013) [-]
My Attempts
#22 - juandaniel (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i got it when he said his best friend was mentally retarded... you can't just simply ignore patrick.

<----MFW realizing how traumatic SB life is...
#15 - animeartlover (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i just realized i have the same life as spongebob...That's kinda sad
i just realized i have the same life as spongebob...That's kinda sad
#13 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
#39 - spangle (01/07/2013) [-]
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#5 - needlessfoal (01/07/2013) [-]
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#29 - kontraband (01/07/2013) [-]
MFW I read the end.
MFW I read the end.
#44 - slamweiss ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: but i love you
You: I hate my life
Stranger: <3
Stranger: why?!
You: Im 22, work fast food, and will probably never do better
Stranger: im sure you will. just take intitive and go back to school. then youll be able to do alot more. :*
You: my coworkers make fun of me
Stranger: i get made fun of. always have.
You: and if I complain my boss will cut my already **** pay
You: my only friend is mentally ill
You: I cant leave my town because I never learned to drive
You: I keep taking the driver’s test but fail every time
Stranger: so take it with a smile and say oh really! thats amazing. i learn something new! and you can still learn. study mofo
You: and do you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: what is that?
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea!
Stranger: lmao hi spongebob. :b
You: :D
Stranger: i really was thinking of him the whole time...
Stranger: i just wasnt gonna say that.:o i thought itd be mean

#53 - lulzallday (01/07/2013) [-]
my attempt, and thats all he had to say
User avatar #49 - rel (01/07/2013) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: Hey
You: Can I vent for a minute?
You: I really hate my ******* life.
Stranger: why
Stranger: ?
You: Okay, well, I live alone with my dog.
You: I have no parents, family, anything.
You: I just go around with my dog all day.
You: I'm the only one of my race around my area.
You: There are a bunch of girls who live around me, and they're all really nice to me
You: There's this one girl who's a few years older than me that I've been crushing on, but she's not interested.
You: I recently started dating this smokin' hot girl, but I never stopped thinking about the other one.
You: My dog's been ******* a horse, and now the horse is pregnant with his puppy baby things.
You: And I'm super nice to all these girls around me, right?
You: But there's this ONE ******* douchebag who keeps trying to kidnap and rape all of them, so it's always up to me to stop them.
You: I swear, these people are tripping on acid 24/7.
You: And you wanna know the worst part?
Stranger: go ahead
You: There's only one time here.
You: Adventure Time.
#47 - ghostcz (01/07/2013) [-]
that ***** bob
#31 - DutchBlood (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 - kndz (01/07/2013) [-]
the moment I read I fail every driving test, I knew it was SB....lol
User avatar #21 - ieatbengay (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
spongebob is 22?
#24 - tyroneisanigger (01/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
By saying Spongebob is 22, I assume you are talking about when the show first aired, and in that case it aired May 1, 1999 making Spongebob a 13 year old child, so where you got 22 from I have no clue. Next time say 14.
User avatar #37 to #24 - annogram (01/07/2013) [-]
No what knows is that in one of the episodes spongebob says that he's gotten the employee of the month award x amount of times, someone on fj did the calculation and worked out that spongebob was about 47 or 30 or something i can't remember but 22 is a better guess than 12
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