Australia, not even once.. DON'T DO IT. GREATWHITE SHARKS BOX. / D EATH A D D E RS REDBACK SPIDERS FUNNELWEB SPIDERS BAKING KANGARO)( TIGER SNA ES AUSTRALIA The
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Australia, not even once.

DON'T DO IT

GREATWHITE SHARKS BOX. /
D EATH A D D E RS
REDBACK SPIDERS
FUNNELWEB SPIDERS BAKING KANGARO)( TIGER SNA ES
AUSTRALIA
These are just some of the creatures that will try to kill you... in horrific ways.
Enjoy your stay!!
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#20 - draxdiesel ONLINE (01/07/2013) [+] (18 replies)
well...in england we have foxes. yeah, you heard right, 						*************					 foxes.
well...in england we have foxes. yeah, you heard right, ************* foxes.
#17 - legodude (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Must make wallet!
#36 - mkchillin (01/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'll go for the girls mate
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#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You also forgot my ex...
#34 - laseneph (01/07/2013) [-]
I'd be more scared of the White-tail spider than the black widow (redback)   
   
mfw living in Australia
I'd be more scared of the White-tail spider than the black widow (redback)

mfw living in Australia
#117 - yallusernamestaken (01/07/2013) [-]
Don't forget the Emu war of 1932, that is some good history.
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Alright listen up foreignfags,
swim between the flags, stomp on your shoes if you leave them outside, don't go sticking your hand in anything without checking it first (mailboxes, crates etc.) and don't plan on going outside during summer.

Well done, you just learnt how not to die in Australia.
#86 - fnerkfnerk (01/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Fact: According to new studies, Australia as continent did not, in fact, break off of Antarctica during the breakup of the super-continent, Pangaea. Science now believes the continent was formed when ancient seafaring Polynesians, searching for a new home, decided to collect most of the Southeast Asia's poisonous animals and cement them together with Vegemite.

- Fact Sphere.
#62 - voltkills (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** austraila man, so much scary **** .

pic related, its my death adder

hue
#134 - lombaxion (01/07/2013) [-]
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#75 - PedoHunter (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh just a normal day in australia!   
welp im off to get my mail!   
   
*NOPE*ROCKFISH
Oh just a normal day in australia!
welp im off to get my mail!

*NOPE*ROCKFISH
#50 - ascendedwings (01/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#44 - vipersixtyfour (01/07/2013) [-]
Drop bears... You forgot the drop bears...
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That wasn't a picture of a grey nurse shark. That was another great white. Grey nurse sharks are AKA sand tiger sharks. The same ones commonly seen in aquariums.

God why didn't I major in Marine Biology instead of law, I'd be happy. My life sucks.
User avatar #2 - FlyingButt (01/06/2013) [-]
inb4 someone flips the pictures.
User avatar #122 - pleasureabledino (01/07/2013) [-]
******* Straya. Love my country. 'cept for the drop bears, **** those evils bastards.
#101 - SpcRamon (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Half of those animals are being killed by frogs.....

A plague of frogs....

Cane Frogs I believe.


Thank you Animal Planet for that info....
User avatar #106 to #101 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
cane frogs? you mean cane toads right? the only frogs i know of here are pretty much harmless, i mean they might try and eat your finger but it doesn't hurt at all
User avatar #77 - zakaizer (01/07/2013) [-]
Random story from my trip last year:

>Staying in Oz for two weeks, loving it
>Halfway through, we go to see family in Adelaide
>Cousin decides he needs to show us deadly stuff
>Goes rooting around in gutters etc
>Finds a red-back, picks it up with his BARE ******* HANDS
>Looks at it, says, "Nah, too small" then throws the guy
>Thinks for a second, gets an idea
>Goes under the car, head first, with no protection
>Comes back up, with one just walking on his arm
>Puts it on a plate, feeds it flies and the like
>Apparently, it's still alive a year later

************* Australia...
User avatar #49 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i live in aus
went outside to get the morning paper
came in burnt as toast
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