Turtle Guillotine Problems. Credit goes to Enjoy.. >Boil him in water >Feed him to other turtle without telling them it's turtle soup >Tell everyone at the end of the dinner that they all ate their own  Turtle guillotine executioner medieval problems
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Turtle Guillotine Problems

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Submitted: 01/06/2013
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User avatar #4 - finishhimlarry (01/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Boil him in water
>Feed him to other turtle without telling them it's turtle soup
>Tell everyone at the end of the dinner that they all ate their own kind
>Turtle who was boiled walks in with a guy with a pip-boy
>Curses!! Foiled again!!
>White hand society quest complete
>1000XP
User avatar #2 - iedude (01/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That Turtle must be Shell Shocked
User avatar #10 - lowbrass (01/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
because the perfect shape for a guiillotine, isnt a blade. its a blade with a circle in the middle
#11 to #10 - Quarma (01/07/2013) [-]
Dude. That holds the person's head in place. The blade is at the top.
Dude. That holds the person's head in place. The blade is at the top.
#33 - ishotthedeputy (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just point a gun at him and tell him to dig his own grave
#38 - karnax (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Two posts about people pissing off their murderers in a row.
Two posts about people pissing off their murderers in a row.
#45 - esplenade (01/07/2013) [-]
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#44 - davidavidson (01/07/2013) [-]
That 						******					 deserved to die
That ****** deserved to die
#17 - phanact (01/07/2013) [-]
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turtle
#47 - terriblemonkey (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd just make turtle stew
#78 - MrMeatStick (01/07/2013) [-]
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#83 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
#63 - halfataco (01/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I tur-told you this wouldn't work!

I'm sorry...
#73 to #63 - karnax (01/07/2013) [-]
Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
#40 - leagetshitpack (01/07/2013) [-]
*tortoises
#67 - ThatFatMummy (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 - gevaudan (01/07/2013) [-]
The tortoise French revolution must have really sucked.
#56 - dafuqman (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - vibezz (01/06/2013) [-]
Probably wasn't their best idea for execution...
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