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#44 - monkeybrains
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Knight's Response.
#81 to #44 - xXDisturbedXx
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(01/07/2013) [-]
My response
#89 to #44 - tropius
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Later.
Later.
#12 - jakesterify
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(01/06/2013) [-]
**jakesterify rolls 77**
#28 to #12 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account**
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(01/06/2013) [-]
**mcfluffykins rolls 5**
#25 to #12 - elchimpanc
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(01/06/2013) [-]
magic. O.o
#16 to #12 - SILENCEnight
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(01/06/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #20448 at Drawing & Art ** AWWWW SHIET
#18 to #12 - dritz
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(01/06/2013) [-]
**dritz rolled a random image posted in comment #184 at There are books? **
#5 - bossmcpimp
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(01/06/2013) [-]
Bandit: "You shall not pass!"
Navy Seal: "What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
#8 to #5 - anon
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(01/06/2013) [-]
Is it just me or does that get really annoying?
Im going anon because I am too pussy for red thumbs
#9 to #8 - bigbeaufort ONLINE
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(01/06/2013) [-]
So this is the point when this should become the most green thumbed comment on funnyjunk.... just to prove a point
#10 to #9 - anon
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(01/06/2013) [-]
Everytime I see "What the **** did..." Im just like, not this **** again... its been 'funny' for way to long now and is now time for its demise
#11 to #8 - ravyen
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(01/06/2013) [-]
It's not just you, it's really ******* old.
#15 to #5 - anon
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(01/06/2013) [-]
this is what i was expecting in the comic
#83 to #5 - killjoyzzz
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Navy Seal 10 year old:"What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
#92 to #5 - SeoYummy
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(01/07/2013) [-]
More relevant to the knight situation:

What in the name of the Lord did ye just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have ye know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges on traitorous lords, and I hath more than three hundred confirmed kills. I am extensively disciplined in gorilla warfare and I am the top archer in the entire armie. Ye are merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall abolish ye with precision such as has never been witnessed by Gods or men, hear my words. Think ye that ye can escape my wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink ye words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of ye by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and ye hideout is soon to be located, so brace yourself for attack, fool. The storm that exterminates ye pitiful life, if that it can be named. Ye are good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around ye, and I am capable of subduing ye in over seven hundred ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in my liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase your insignificant presence off our holy realm, ye insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish ye would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then ye would have withheld from voicing it. But ye could not, ye did not, and now ye shall pay with your blood, ye God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire on ye and ye shall be inundated in it. Ye are carrion food, cretin.
#91 to #5 - Sebright
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(01/07/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little Milk Drinker? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Winterhold Militia, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Solitude, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in frost troll warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Stormcloak Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the courier service? Think again, dirty elf. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Tamriel, and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stormcloak supporting holds across Skyrim, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, Milk Drinker.
#60 - screamingdemon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
That's pretty much how it feels when people talk down to you in Skyrim.
#85 to #60 - screamingdemon
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#72 to #60 - garvielxloken
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#86 to #60 - screamingdemon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
"Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job."

Bitch, do you KNOW how I am? I'm the goddamn Dragonborn!
#93 to #86 - thepandaking
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(01/07/2013) [-]
and that's when the gamer loses it and finally justifies downloading the killable children mod...
#66 to #60 - galkawhm
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Do you get the the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you don't.
#133 to #66 - dabeetus
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I'll let you know there's no PUSSIEEEEEEEEEEE
I'll let you know there's no PUSSIEEEEEEEEEEE
#88 - deluxedaddyrg
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I totally thought the the guy was going to say: "What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
#98 to #88 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
This^
#138 to #88 - biograde
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#111 to #88 - defacedcreeper
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(01/07/2013) [-]
> Gorilla Warfare
#94 - thehumor
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(01/07/2013) [-]
**** yeah! Progenitus!
#96 to #94 - PrismaLowell
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I went against it once. **** it to the bowels of hell
#99 to #96 - thehumor
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(01/07/2013) [-]
i know guys who run one as their edh generals. They run five color decks (obviously) but went out of their way to get one as their general because it is "the goddamn progenitus" made my day
#100 to #99 - PrismaLowell
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(01/07/2013) [-]
my edh is a black/blue control with the ever lovely Xathrid Gorgon as my general
#101 to #100 - thehumor
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(01/07/2013) [-]
im new to edh. My general is Ghave, Guru of Spores. I've always been a fan of tokens personally
#103 to #101 - PrismaLowell
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Are you going to do anything for Gatecrash? I'm going to choose Simic
#104 to #103 - thehumor
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Oh god i don't know. I might as well or maybe boros. I'm not sure yet. Have you seen the spoilers yet?
#105 to #104 - PrismaLowell
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I only read the new abilities.
#107 to #105 - thehumor
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(01/07/2013) [-]
there are a couple on facebook on their homepage that you can go look at
#108 to #107 - PrismaLowell
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(01/07/2013) [-]
thanks
#112 to #108 - expensiveprice
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Hey, what're you guys talking about? I think i'd probably be interested.
#117 to #112 - PrismaLowell
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(01/07/2013) [-]
The latest expansion for the card game magic the gathering

wiki.mtg salvation. com/article/Gatecrash

wiki.mtg salvation. com/article/Guild
#120 to #117 - expensiveprice
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Oh, alright. Any advice for me if I decided to start playing soon?
#121 to #120 - PrismaLowell
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(01/07/2013) [-]
get a good balance of land and spells together. Go to you local card shop and ask for some lessons. I'm sure that they will be glad to help
#212 to #121 - expensiveprice
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(01/15/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks.
#131 to #121 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Theres a card called door to something or rather i think and it costs the same amount of mama and if you play it you instantly win the game. Cant really see the point in progenitus in comparison
#152 to #131 - artvandelay
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Pithing Needle, artifact destruction, Oblivion Ring, and anything that bounces or counters activated abilities (all of which are very common in all game types). Only good answer to the beast is a Metamorph or a wipe.
#136 to #131 - biograde
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(01/07/2013) [-]
"door to nothingness", and it is much worse. It costs 5 colorless then the ten mana to activate, and it just kills a player and requires sacrifice (and can be destroyed by artifact removal). Besides, Progenitus only really sees play if someone cheats him in. If you cheat the door in you need to still get ten very specific mana, which by the time you do that you'll probably be dead
#114 to #112 - PrismaLowell
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#97 to #94 - smylle
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(01/07/2013) [-]
there are three people who run sneak n' show at the store i play at... its annoying as ****.
#113 to #94 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Give him trample and/or vigilance you're set
#115 to #113 - brytonn
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Forgot to login
#123 to #115 - jaedi
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(01/07/2013) [-]
No point in trample, he has protection from everything so nothing can block him.
#127 to #94 - anon
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Awesome lord of the pit too

http://magiccards (.) info/dvd/en/30.html
#126 to #94 - vishnarg
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(01/07/2013) [-]
LORD OF THE PIT!!!! Magic players UNITE
#143 to #94 - artvandelay
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Not sure which art I like more, they are both so good.
#144 to #143 - artvandelay
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#170 to #144 - leviathanreaper
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I prefer Novablast Wurm myself.
#106 - noopinion
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#19 - pabloenis
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(01/06/2013) [-]
*fixed
#166 - gevaudan
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(01/07/2013) [-]
"What? You just slew a Legendary Dragon?
You, who is the Listener of the Dark Brother-hood, Harbinger of the Companions, Guild-master of the Thieves guild, Arch-mage of Winterfell college, Champion of the Daedra, Dragonborn; Slayer of Lord Volkihar, Miraak and Alduin?
I guess we'll mug you."
#211 to #166 - rustledmyjimmies
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(01/12/2013) [-]
MFW "Winterfell College"
MFW "Winterfell College"
#20 - baka
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(01/06/2013) [-]
>Be Solaire of Astora
>Look at the Sun and embrace it's warmth
>Make it all the way to Anor Londo
>Beat Smough and Ornstein with help of a random stranger
>Still looking for my own sun
>Journey to the Demon Ruins
>Make a crown that glows as Incandescent as the Sun itself.
>Show it to that friendly stranger and is killed
>"My own sun...it's fading."
#23 to #20 - finishhimlarry
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(01/06/2013) [-]
Aw well, his shield is great for pvp, though.

Also, do you know the lore behind the Ceaseless Discharge?
#31 to #23 - sovngarde
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(01/06/2013) [-]
He was Quelaag's brother. When the Lord Souls went crazy, he became a giant flaming...thing, while his siblings became spiderlike.
#43 to #31 - finishhimlarry
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but the way that he isn't permanently hostile unless you take the ragged clothes is because the body he watches over is that of his sister, and when you pick up the clothes from the dead body, he becomes permanently hostile toward you, but only because you desecrated the body of his dead sister who's been dead for years, and he simply loves his sister.
That's what I was talking about.
#61 to #43 - thisotherdude
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I thought the body was his mother? Or was the bed of chaos (aka, the witch of Izalith) his mother? I honestly can't remember. the lore's too damn deep!
#65 to #61 - finishhimlarry
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(01/07/2013) [-]
Also, when the Ceaseless discharge was mutated and created from the witch trying to recreate the first flame, the son suffered incredible pain beyond imagination. His sisters made the Charred ring in order to ease his pain, but it fell from his hand one day, and the centipede demon was born from that spot. I think.
#64 to #61 - finishhimlarry
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(01/07/2013) [-]
" When you go into the fog gate for Ceasless discharge, it does hold permanent aggro until you take the robes off the body. This body is either another daughter who died or the Witch of Izalith herself. Ceasless discharge attacks once you defile the body by taking the clothes. "

Pulled this from some thread, so I guess we're both right.



Or both wrong.
#67 to #64 - thisotherdude
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(01/07/2013) [-]
I guess it's one of those speculation things, one things the makers love doing with the lore is leaving much of it open for interpretation.
#37 to #20 - stubbyftw
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#21 to #20 - sovngarde
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(01/06/2013) [-]
Why, why did he have to die :(
#29 to #21 - jarelk
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(01/06/2013) [-]
It's possible to save him!
#36 to #21 - goodguygary
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(01/06/2013) [-]
why don't you save him then?
#102 to #21 - zaggystirdust
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(01/07/2013) [-]
why, why did you have to spoil it for me
why, why did you have to spoil it for me