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#110 - powerlevel (01/06/2013) [-]
I wish i was better at photoshop
User avatar #114 to #101 - docxy (01/06/2013) [-]
this made laugh for all my sleeping kin
her hold my thumb
#106 to #101 - kraetyz (01/06/2013) [-]
Lat ti ash gru plashnak, gur oparakatub zûk lat shurrat krov!

Orcish pickup lines are the best.
#107 to #106 - kraetyz (01/06/2013) [-]
plashnák*
User avatar #112 to #107 - moevleboevle (01/06/2013) [-]
******* orcnazi!
#139 to #112 - kraetyz (01/06/2013) [-]
I'm proud of who I am!

Also, "You are one sexy lady, I will **** you until you piss blood." is probably the best pick-up line ever.

(fun fact: Literally, it means "You are one brown pussy", but sexy lady sounds better)
#38 - scottmc (01/06/2013) [-]
What have I got in my pocket?
0
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#88 to #38 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
Did it get to that in the movie? or are you actually quoting the book?
User avatar #90 to #88 - jettaelas (01/06/2013) [-]
It was in the movie. Definitely the best scene.
#62 to #38 - mangood (01/06/2013) [-]
hands'es, prescious
#63 to #62 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
Has it got string its pocketses?
User avatar #64 to #38 - DeadlyHorizons (01/06/2013) [-]
We hates the Bagginses.
#26 - bowbis (01/05/2013) [-]
fixed*?
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#28 to #27 - kingthatcrawls ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
That... That was terrible...
User avatar #72 to #26 - YllekNayr ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
That's quality work, right there.
#73 to #26 - thepyras (01/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#81 - sneakycub (01/06/2013) [-]
girls get wet with this line
#80 - ilikecheerios (01/06/2013) [-]
As if Legolas even needs to use that pickup line.
#79 - duhqueenmoki (01/06/2013) [-]
If a guy were actually to use one of those pick-up lines on me... I might marry him.
If a guy were actually to use one of those pick-up lines on me... I might marry him.
User avatar #94 to #79 - deathskream (01/06/2013) [-]
I'll take your hobbit to my Isengard.




I saw this and thought "Challenge accepted."
#97 to #79 - vladhellsing (01/06/2013) [-]
M'lady, you have my sword. And if you so will it, I shall get you a ring of power.
#108 - powerlevel (01/06/2013) [-]
Gif finally related.
Gif finally related.
#113 - royalwerewolf (01/06/2013) [-]
gimli
#95 - arrogant (01/06/2013) [-]
Aragon knows what's up
Aragon knows what's up
User avatar #89 - kingarturi (01/06/2013) [-]
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
the chance to get laid tonight
User avatar #100 - shodaihokage (01/06/2013) [-]
Helms Deep isn't the only thing thats going to breached tonight.
User avatar #104 to #100 - shodaihokage (01/06/2013) [-]
*be breached
User avatar #3 - danielnich (01/05/2013) [-]
baby you may not be the ring but you can be my precious anyday
#153 - celonich (01/06/2013) [-]
MFW she actually screams like a Nazgul
MFW she actually screams like a Nazgul
#122 - kippa (01/06/2013) [-]
And the greatest one yet...
And the greatest one yet...
#142 to #122 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
I laughed far too hard at this
#152 - VeryWittyName (01/06/2013) [-]
Is your name Frodo? 'cause your ring needs destroying.
#5 - mattdoggy (01/05/2013) [-]
Will be dumping other awesome valentines day cards
feel free to join in
#33 to #5 - vodnuth (01/06/2013) [-]
"Took an arrow to the heart" Is that supposed to be romantic?

"I love you so much I was shot and died as blood poured out of my paling body"
#45 to #33 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
>took an arrow to the heart
wow, that's so faggoty

>take a gernade for you(however that song goes)
people get wet in their undergarments
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