I hate my job. . l HATE WIDE. is so Fits; unbelievable. I' ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel
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I hate my job

l HATE WIDE.
is so Fits; unbelievable.
I' ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work
with:
First, there is this supermodel chick. Yeah, okay.
she is pretty hat. but damn is she completely useless. The
girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
is extremely and has never once considered
the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
as it he of rocks, and t still farter it surprising that she has
enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The new chick is completely the opposite. She might even
he one of the smartest people on the planet Her career
opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
is a zero on at scale of 1 to In I' m not sure she even
showers, much less shaves her "'" parts. t think she
might be a ******* , because every time we drive by the
hardware store. she moans like a at in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the - stoner.
And this guy is more than Just your average toothed. in
Fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
and no sure after work. He probably hasn' t been sober
anytime in the last ten years, and he' s only 22. He dresses
like a beatnik throwback from the 1960' s, and to make
things worse, he brings his big Kiting dag to work. Every
faking day Have to look at this huge treat Dane walk
around from the smoke. Hell,
sometimes I even think it' s trying ta talk with its constant
bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
requiring multiple stops to and Burger King.
every single Faking day.
Anyway, Igirnve these Artards around in my van and we
solve mysteries and It.
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Submitted: 01/05/2013
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User avatar #4 - meandmyburger (01/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh thank **** you censored the swear words! I'm sure all of Funnyjunk couldn't bare to read that unnecessary filth!
User avatar #3 - gokuismyhero (01/05/2013) [-]
i always thought velma was pretty sexy
#2 - fieldslax (01/05/2013) [-]
Damn you got me
#1 - puttockbison (01/05/2013) [-]
OMG ITS SCOOBY DOO AND **** I AM A GENIUS
#5 - daftiduck (01/05/2013) [-]
Finally, I can use this!
User avatar #9 - bitchitroll (01/06/2013) [-]
not only is this a repost but its ******* censored...
#7 - turian (01/05/2013) [-]
have this
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