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Notch On Twitter

Markus Persson
So I tried this Omegle thing. pic. ratte". com/ "
was chute f Reply " Retweet A Favorite
Yohn' e now chatting with a random stranger. Say hit
fen and the stranger hath like Minceraft.
You: hello!
Stranger: tio u play sham:
Stranger", mineshaft
You: Sometimes, I usually play PC
Stranger: do u still have one
You: RUDE? yes, I have a few
Stranger: yea how old r u
You: 33. We been playing Minceraft since before it came out
Swan gs r: m old phagget
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User avatar #2 - sigmatempus (01/05/2013) [-]
Calling Notch an old faggot who plays Minecraft.

Priceless.
User avatar #5 to #2 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
*fagget
#4 to #2 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
Even more priceless would be calling Notch a newbie.
User avatar #7 to #4 - millenia (01/05/2013) [-]
inb4 someone posts that picture of an anon calling Moot a newfag on 4chan
#56 to #9 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
Who's Moot?

I'm going to post as anon so people don't hate me for being a newfag.
#59 to #56 - dyingdutchman (01/06/2013) [-]
Moot is the creator of 4Chan I believe
User avatar #86 to #59 - Himynameisjacob (01/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, the creator of 4Chan.
User avatar #196 to #56 - bookyle (01/06/2013) [-]
Creater of the universe and the internet as we know it today
User avatar #407 to #56 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (01/06/2013) [-]
The masterpedo
User avatar #408 to #407 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (01/06/2013) [-]
AKA the pope
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User avatar #8 - churrundo (01/05/2013) [-]
doesn't beat that guy that calls moot a newfag
#396 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (01/06/2013) [-]
What actually happened
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User avatar #263 to #78 - lamarisagoodname (01/06/2013) [-]
waitwaitwait how can you ban an anon, IP? I've seen this many times before but never got that part
#280 to #263 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
4chan isn't totally anonymous, all it really does is allow anybody to post what ever they want with an anonymous name at all times. It's only the name thats anonymous, not the IP
#431 to #280 - fractalius (01/07/2013) [-]
Also, there are different types of bans.

An underage ban is 3 months I believe.
Childporn is perma
Some bans like posting MLP, or /r/equesting in boards not meant for requests can either be a temp ban (Like a few days to a week) or a perma ban from just that board, rather than the whole site.

Bans like this, or when someone makes a ban-related joke and gets banned for the lulz usually only last 24 hours, because the person didn't actually break any rules, but it causes hilarity at the fact that they were banned
#400 to #280 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
Well you actually can be totally anonymous with proxy, you just can't reply and make treads because it's totally sexist and bans proxies ad hoc, piece of **** m00t
User avatar #287 to #78 - dapianoman (01/06/2013) [-]
******* priceless
#63 - bkrazy (01/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #302 to #63 - qosfortyone (01/06/2013) [-]
my sides...
#318 to #63 - heronemis (01/06/2013) [-]
This joke works with Steven Spielberg too.
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#51 - bslsk (01/06/2013) [-]
If only that stranger knew who he was talking to...


If only that stranger knew who he was talking to...
User avatar #61 to #51 - Lainge (01/06/2013) [-]
oh man... I would love to have a chance to talk to notch directly
...insult that fat ****** for being so retarded that he got married, no prenup, half money goes to her, ruined minecraft.
******* idiot.
#85 to #61 - wanicochil (01/06/2013) [-]
Yep, because everyone is just looking for money when they get married   
   
Go live your hate filled life some where else
Yep, because everyone is just looking for money when they get married

Go live your hate filled life some where else
User avatar #110 to #61 - ferrettamer (01/06/2013) [-]
Lolwut? Who cares if half the money goes to her, it's not your money. They were dating before Minecraft was even out I'm pretty sure. And how did he ruin Minecraft? He hasn't been in charge of it in such a long time, Jeb has been the one coordinating the updates since around the time it came out of beta, and he has been doing a good job so far.
#153 to #61 - mrcrowleysr (01/06/2013) [-]
0/10
#3 - kingsombra (01/05/2013) [-]
Sucks to talk to people about a game when they're three times as old as you
Sucks to talk to people about a game when they're three times as old as you
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#79 - desacabose ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
That's almost as bad as the guy calling m00t a newfag
That's almost as bad as the guy calling m00t a newfag
User avatar #149 to #79 - vampireinarm (01/06/2013) [-]
Who the in the holy grail of all the **** ******* by deers raised by raptor Jesus is moot?
User avatar #260 to #149 - JoshBauer (01/06/2013) [-]
...you've been on FJ for 2 years yet you don't know who Moot is. wat.
User avatar #436 to #260 - vampireinarm (01/10/2013) [-]
account made 2 years ago. I really hope 2 years of my life so far have not been wasted on this site, although I will not be surprised if it ends up that way eventually
#254 to #149 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
i believe it is the creator/magical fairy princess of 4chan.

but then again, you could always just google it.
#83 to #79 - misledzach (01/06/2013) [-]
Refer to comment 78.
User avatar #137 to #79 - dustyshane (01/06/2013) [-]
But in that case, you could clearly see it was m00t.
#39 - kingofunnyjunk (01/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#27 - anepicnub (01/06/2013) [-]
**anepicnub rolled a random image posted in comment #287677 at Video Games Board **

Reminds me of that guy who called moot a newfag on 4chan.
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User avatar #411 to #406 - alvinruss (01/06/2013) [-]
this is a win, considering what you get ushually.
#412 to #406 - awesomeradish (01/06/2013) [-]
If you're trying to find someone with manners on Omegle, you're going to have a bad time
#265 - piinkamena (01/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #309 to #265 - spritedrake (01/06/2013) [-]
God damn, how much I miss the old texture of gravel ):
#205 - ironstrike (01/06/2013) [-]
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #2564771 at MLP Friendly Board **

MFW "ur old fagget"

That kid says it like he's immortal, as if he'll never be 33. It's going to be funny when he's 33 and someone says that to him.
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User avatar #217 to #216 - jmanispimping (01/06/2013) [-]
I guess it was his awful excuse to leave?
Omegle is overall a big playground which with each chat you section under a new area I suppose. You've got the jerkers, the groups of da'bitchs, the cool guy, the lonely person, all the others, and the wrong.
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User avatar #219 to #189 - SgtBaha (01/06/2013) [-]
I like this part of Omegle.
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#30 - vparrish ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
"I've been playing minecraft since before it came out." Your not a true hipster until you've been doing something since before it existed.
#33 to #30 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
That's the dude that owns minecraft...dumbass
#41 to #33 - vparrish ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
No need to be a dick dude, sorry I don't follow Minecraft.
User avatar #35 to #30 - loomiss (01/06/2013) [-]
He ******* made that **** .
You dumb twat
User avatar #55 to #35 - britannia (01/06/2013) [-]
waaa waaaaaaa
User avatar #87 to #30 - sigmatempus (01/06/2013) [-]
He didn't say before it was made, he said before it came out.
He had access to it before it came out, so he had to play it tons of times to get rid of game-ruining bugs and such.
User avatar #106 to #87 - foxtrotalpha (01/06/2013) [-]
Everyone who played it before 18-11-11 played it before it came out, they were alpha and beta testers.
#93 to #87 - vparrish ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
I hadn't known he was the creator. Thanks for letting me know without being an asshole like a couple of the people below.
#100 to #93 - ohemgeezus (01/06/2013) [-]
"Yeah faggot, he created Minekract you dumb ****** bitch **** . 69 is so cool because sex"

-loomiss
User avatar #113 to #100 - loomiss (01/06/2013) [-]
Yeah howabout you darn diddly dun go ************ with a rake
#60 to #58 - vparrish ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Great pic to go with it.
#236 - karnax (01/06/2013) [-]
How is 33 considered old now?
How is 33 considered old now?
User avatar #292 to #236 - dengekisushi (01/06/2013) [-]
It's still kinda old to me--I'm turning 20 in a couple of weeks and I feel like an old **** .
#303 to #292 - asianmindreader (01/06/2013) [-]
I was going to call you an idiot. That is until I read "I feel like an old **** ".

Truer words have never been spoken.

I sense only honesty in you.
User avatar #305 to #303 - dengekisushi (01/06/2013) [-]
Honesty is key.
User avatar #238 to #236 - sonzai (01/06/2013) [-]
because the other person is probably like 11
#240 to #238 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
more like nine. or a 22 year old acting like an 11 year old
User avatar #243 to #240 - Jackimole (01/06/2013) [-]
ALL MULTIPLES OF 11.
HOLY **** .
#248 to #243 - kontraband (01/06/2013) [-]
Calm down, boy! You're acting like you're 5 and a half years old!
#262 to #243 - chocolatewhite (01/06/2013) [-]
IT"S A CONSPIRACY!!!
#308 to #262 - asianmindreader (01/06/2013) [-]
Shhhh. Quiet now...

There are no math conspiracies.
#289 to #262 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
...of dubs!

Check 'em.
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