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HAY EVERYONE, STORY TIME.
So, it's the abridged story of my dead relationship.
She was my first, and i was hers. We pictured life together, and all that Jazz.
She broke up with me a couple of months ago, and we decided to discuss terms a month or 2 after the break up.
So Obviously, this was terribly difficult on me, but i somehow managed to stay positive about the whole thing.
Days came and went, and eventually we sat down for that talk.
She told me that she'd become **** buddies with some no name guy i don't know.
it was like a knife in the ******* face. Something died in me then, and that was months ago.
I want to be over it,
i really do.
But i dunno, i just haven't moved on.
**** me, i'm starting to tear up.
Since, i've become a bit of a recluse.
things are starting to seem a lot more fun on my own, i hardly go out with friends anymore, and i tend to get myself into spirals of self loathing and intense depression.
I've gotten really down before, and i've contemplated suicide on a few occasions.
That's my story.
Thanks for taking the time to read this,
have a nice day/evening.
Relationships are messy, and people get hurt.
Dont worry lil ***** everything will be allright
Seriously, how ******* insensitive can you be and tell your ex-partner after the recent break up "Oh and you know, I have now a **** buddy"
That´s the greates asshole move you could ever made.
Feel sorry for you mate, you deserve much much much better!
I know that feel too... In those times, I kept pondering what I did wrong , and what's was wrong with me that made me less of a man for her... It's painful true, and what's sad is that slowly and slowly the mutuality of me and her seemed to deteriorate.It's as if there's no WE anymore...
Yo man I know you didn't ask for this... Buuuuuut, i just wanna toss this out.
I will never know what you're going through and i won't pretend, but wouldn't making your life something to be proud of just make her feel like a dumbass for dropping you? Like honestly, maybe losing her could be your motivation to go out and live life, explore, and take what's your's. We have the bad times so we can cherish the good, but we won't get any good times if we don't go out and make them. Life is a huge spider web of decisions, and at every fork you have the opportunity to do something. Every day is a blessing and a chance to let the world redeem itself for once being a hell hole. You just gotta forgive it. And as for her, maybe forgive? All that energy you're putting into self hate and possibly resentment towards her can be put towards living your dreams or just doing things that make you happy. Even if that is just being alone. But never give up man, like i said. i'll never know what it's like for you. But I believe this is a chance for you to make the conscious decision of telling the world "Hey **** you. This is my life. I'm gonna kick ass. That girl made a mistake and I forgive her, but i won't waste anymore time on her. I'm gonna live for myself starting now till I die." or how ever you would say it personally. You can pull through it buddy. I know you can.
an officer told me and my mates once "give your woman no more that 5% of your heart... and if shes that good give her 10%, because you never know if she leaves you, or she dies you, wont regret too much "... well he was drunk and i dont know if it helps you but i feel like if i have to tell you... oh well keep it up man!
go out and get lost in a bottle
that's my best advice for you
works great for me since I forget what ****** things happened to me that day or in life
(I should also note that I do not do that very often and should not be labeled as an alcoholic)
are you saying that you wrote this story and then gave it to somebody who copied it down made minor cosmetic changes and then gave it back to you just so you could post it
You sir are a try hard, +1 dedication, -1 definition usage
Abridge can also mean to shorten (a book, movie, speech, or other text) without losing the sense.
I appreciate your contribution to world literacy, but you should check definitions before labelling people on the 'net.
My apologies, i looked it up just now, apparently it can also mean "to diminish" you would think that kind of contradicts the other meanings, oh well sorry OP, i need to more dictionary.
No harm done, mate.
The first relationship is always the hardest. You'll definitely have many more. She's not worth your tears if she pulls **** like that.
>inb4 but I loved her and she is worth it
Well you know what? The problem with loving someone is that we look past all of their faults, no matter how big or small they are, and we view them as perfect. When they pull away, we begin to see their faults and then we end up getting hurt.
And do you really, honestly think that she'll care if you kill yourself? Sorry to be harsh, but if your life isn't worth anything to you, it's not worth jack **** to anyone else. You won't prove anything to her, and she won't regret what she did, and I'm willing to bet money that she'll never say sorry.
But I promise you one day, that you'll find someone new who is WAAAAAYYYYYY better than what she'll ever be. Usually for second-timers there's not as much ********, especially if you're both on your second relationship. No it won't be the same person, but that's a good thing.
tl;dr it always rains before a rainbow.
I know that feeling my man.. You need to try to get out there.. I had a gf I loved with all my heart cheat on me about 5 months in.. She destroyed me. Yet I let her have another chance.. not even another 2 months go by when it happens again.. The wound it left never stopped bleeding, or so I thought it wouldn't. 3 months have gone by and multiple suicide attempts later, I'm depressed as hell right now. But merely because a girl, my perfect fit, feels like she completes me, is gone and I miss her right now. Have a steady relationship with her. My advice is go out there, have some fun.
i'm here for you if you want to talk about it more. i know how badly things like that can hurt.. just message me if you're interested
Masturbate atleast 10 times a day and find another girl. Thats all you can do.
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