Light. . if you hunk at me d? was after the light changes, ill get out of my car, put my dick on your windshield and sing Amazing Grace as slow as humanly possi
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#1 - thuntking **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#17 - alivader (01/05/2013) [+] (8 replies)
then that son of a bitch turns on the windshield wipers and ur like........................ ****
#4 - waffies (01/05/2013) [-]
Oh god this is the best mental image i've had all month! I can't stop laughing!
Oh god this is the best mental image i've had all month! I can't stop laughing!
#33 - silverwarethief (01/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can imagine this,   
goes up to car and proceed to wipe balls and penis on windshield   
"Annnnnd llliiiikke a flloooood,"   
***proceed ejaculating all over windshield**   
"Hissss mercccy reeeiiiggggnsss"   
start putting pants back on   
"undying love, amazing grace"   
   
That driver will never be the same   
   
mfw ejaculating on windshield
I can imagine this,
goes up to car and proceed to wipe balls and penis on windshield
"Annnnnd llliiiikke a flloooood,"
***proceed ejaculating all over windshield**
"Hissss mercccy reeeiiiggggnsss"
start putting pants back on
"undying love, amazing grace"

That driver will never be the same

mfw ejaculating on windshield
User avatar #28 - tehweave (01/05/2013) [-]
And then I turn on the windshield wipers.
#6 - meloafpeoples (01/05/2013) [-]
cant stop laughing
cant stop laughing
#3 - rvaugh (01/05/2013) [-]
i just wait for the light to turn red again.
User avatar #11 - jzwangpk (01/05/2013) [-]
******* lol'd.
User avatar #24 - carlitosyo (01/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
HA! just lol'd so hard! :P

have a thumb!
#49 to #24 - taila (01/06/2013) [-]
DID YOU REALLY?
DID YOU REALLY?
#35 - JMF (01/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I like to honk at people at red lights, while yellow lights are about to turn red, and immediately after lights turn green. I usually don't do it to people unless they cut me off, because otherwise, it would just be rude.
#39 to #35 - darkjustifier (01/05/2013) [-]
I've never honked before.
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User avatar #14 to #5 - monkeysniper ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
you are correct, its hilarious
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User avatar #15 - baas (01/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it will sound like this then.
Aaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee
User avatar #34 to #15 - JMF (01/05/2013) [-]
That you for your elaboration. I never could have imagined the joke in its full context if you had not typed that.
#47 - dengekisushi (01/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Speaking of honking, the horn in my car suddenly stopped working a couple of weeks ago.   
Does anybody know how I go about fixing it?
Speaking of honking, the horn in my car suddenly stopped working a couple of weeks ago.
Does anybody know how I go about fixing it?
User avatar #41 - thedarkestrogue (01/05/2013) [-]
Windshield Humpers.
#16 - croogzpvp (01/05/2013) [-]
Here take my Green Thumb.
Here take my Green Thumb.
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