Light. . if you hunk at me d? was after the light changes, ill get out of my car, put my dick on your windshield and sing Amazing Grace as slow as humanly possi
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#1 - thuntking **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - waffies (01/05/2013) [-]
Oh god this is the best mental image i've had all month! I can't stop laughing!
Oh god this is the best mental image i've had all month! I can't stop laughing!
#17 - alivader (01/05/2013) [-]
then that son of a bitch turns on the windshield wipers and ur like........................ ****
User avatar #18 to #17 - kreekydoorS (01/05/2013) [-]
what if you rip their windshield wipers off first?
#23 to #18 - korvinbelaw (01/05/2013) [-]
then you will have to deal with the razors left behind by the attachment bracket when you just rip the wiper part off. ouch.
User avatar #26 to #17 - krizzah (01/05/2013) [-]
u'r*
User avatar #27 to #26 - therealdiscord (01/05/2013) [-]
you're*
User avatar #46 to #27 - arnolducus (01/06/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #61 to #46 - therealdiscord (01/06/2013) [-]
hue indeed,my friend.
#56 to #26 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
and so, the grammar Nazis of the world sigh, and decide spelling isn't their problem.
#33 - silverwarethief (01/05/2013) [-]
I can imagine this,   
goes up to car and proceed to wipe balls and penis on windshield   
"Annnnnd llliiiikke a flloooood,"   
***proceed ejaculating all over windshield**   
"Hissss mercccy reeeiiiggggnsss"   
start putting pants back on   
"undying love, amazing grace"   
   
That driver will never be the same   
   
mfw ejaculating on windshield
I can imagine this,
goes up to car and proceed to wipe balls and penis on windshield
"Annnnnd llliiiikke a flloooood,"
***proceed ejaculating all over windshield**
"Hissss mercccy reeeiiiggggnsss"
start putting pants back on
"undying love, amazing grace"

That driver will never be the same

mfw ejaculating on windshield
User avatar #43 to #33 - krnboy (01/05/2013) [-]
Kenji would do it anytime a female followed him
#6 - meloafpeoples (01/05/2013) [-]
cant stop laughing
cant stop laughing
#3 - rvaugh (01/05/2013) [-]
i just wait for the light to turn red again.
User avatar #28 - tehweave (01/05/2013) [-]
And then I turn on the windshield wipers.
User avatar #11 - jzwangpk (01/05/2013) [-]
******* lol'd.
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#40 - kokainum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 - dengekisushi (01/06/2013) [-]
Speaking of honking, the horn in my car suddenly stopped working a couple of weeks ago.   
Does anybody know how I go about fixing it?
Speaking of honking, the horn in my car suddenly stopped working a couple of weeks ago.
Does anybody know how I go about fixing it?
User avatar #51 to #47 - cakezs (01/06/2013) [-]
Bring it to a garage
User avatar #52 to #47 - Bidoof (01/06/2013) [-]
Or instead of wasting money bringing it to a garage, check your fuse that is associated with the horn. it is in your manual for your car. replace fuse, should work fine
User avatar #41 - thedarkestrogue (01/05/2013) [-]
Windshield Humpers.
#16 - croogzpvp (01/05/2013) [-]
Here take my Green Thumb.
Here take my Green Thumb.
User avatar #24 - carlitosyo (01/05/2013) [-]
HA! just lol'd so hard! :P

have a thumb!
#49 to #24 - taila (01/06/2013) [-]
DID YOU REALLY?
DID YOU REALLY?
#55 to #49 - androiddxx (01/06/2013) [-]
That .gif got me just as I was swallowing some of my burrito. Choked for at least two minutes. Damn you.
User avatar #62 to #49 - carlitosyo (01/06/2013) [-]
no :(
#9 - joshthetrolllo (01/05/2013) [-]
nice repost
#30 to #9 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
stfu fagget, ur a ****** repost you fukken whorey ass ****** !!!!!
#45 to #30 - thebeatman (01/05/2013) [-]
Quiet you.
Quiet you.
#29 - xxbrunostxx (01/05/2013) [-]
oh god my sides!
User avatar #15 - baas (01/05/2013) [-]
it will sound like this then.
Aaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee
User avatar #34 to #15 - JMF (01/05/2013) [-]
That you for your elaboration. I never could have imagined the joke in its full context if you had not typed that.
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