DOUCHEBAG!. . True or false: Putnam is German for basketball.". We in Canada would like to formally apologize for this being...
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#667 - huszti (01/05/2013) [-]
just fyi:
german: english:
Basketball=basketball
Bi(e)ber = beaver
User avatar #678 to #667 - blamie ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Loled at your picture. But really. Hes a ******* Canadian piece of **** , he doesn't know **** all about what we say in america. And yes, einige von uns sprechen Deutsch, we are just bad at word order.
User avatar #753 to #667 - suikerpapa ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
beaver = vagina
User avatar #679 to #667 - tankeruber (01/05/2013) [-]
Ich kann sprecht deutch a little bit, 1st year learning it in school. ( 4th language)
#693 to #679 - chariot (01/05/2013) [-]
You'd better start studying ein Bisschen mehr, kind sir.
#703 to #693 - ludislavonac (01/05/2013) [-]
Der war gut
User avatar #720 to #703 - spaceturtlecadet (01/05/2013) [-]
Sehr gut.
User avatar #687 to #679 - atheistzilla (01/05/2013) [-]
well....
that whas awfull
User avatar #690 to #679 - theshadowed (01/05/2013) [-]
Same here bro
#588 - mehmachine (01/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #66 - BuggattiFreak (01/05/2013) [-]
We in Canada would like to formally apologize for this being...
User avatar #790 to #66 - richardw (01/05/2013) [-]
We in California would like to formally apologize for great weed
User avatar #794 to #790 - poutinesalad (01/05/2013) [-]
I live in BC, Canada and I guaruntee you my weed is better.
User avatar #796 to #66 - paelaer (01/05/2013) [-]
The great spirits of the beyond, specifically those of Columbus, Cortes, and Pizarro, would like to apologise for the travesty that turned out to be the New World.
User avatar #227 to #66 - Kadzait (01/05/2013) [-]
typical, canadians apologizing
User avatar #780 to #66 - AquariusCyclone (01/05/2013) [-]
We in Mexico would like to apologize for the Mayans.
#245 to #66 - dubmaster (01/05/2013) [-]
Is that an aventador in your pic?
User avatar #589 to #245 - BuggattiFreak (01/05/2013) [-]
'Tis.
User avatar #705 to #589 - nousernameisleft (01/05/2013) [-]
Your name is bugatti but have lamborghini as your picture. While both are great cars, i still think it is kinda funny
User avatar #798 to #66 - arlingtonn (01/06/2013) [-]
God damn, i read this like 8 times, and every time i was like "for this being WHAT?!"
#338 to #66 - xnotcreative (01/05/2013) [-]
We in Korea would like to formally apologize for the massive, extremely degrading embarrassment that IS Gangnam Style...
User avatar #718 to #338 - goll ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
it wasn't so bad until mainstream culture took hold of it and turned people reactions to it from "wow this is so bad it is funny " into "this is popular so i like it"
#764 to #718 - xnotcreative (01/05/2013) [-]
Most Koreans I know find him an embarrassment.
User avatar #784 to #764 - goll ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
well it's k pop it kind of comes with the territory
User avatar #770 to #338 - notstill (01/05/2013) [-]
I hate to say it but I feel like I'm turning hipster, I thought gangnam style was alright until it got popular and retards just ran it into the ground by overusing it and making ****** parodies.
#771 to #770 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Me too.
#581 to #338 - hewhoepicfails (01/05/2013) [-]
As overused and redundant as his music is, the only good thing he has done is take the credit away from Bieber.
User avatar #68 to #66 - canadiangypsy (01/05/2013) [-]
I second this statement.
User avatar #523 to #66 - speshulist (01/05/2013) [-]
Canada is very well the biggest terrorists known to man after letting this guy loose.
User avatar #779 to #66 - thebritishguy (01/05/2013) [-]
We in England would like to formally apologize for 1 Direction...
User avatar #787 to #66 - happygrowman (01/05/2013) [-]
we in germany would like to apologize for the whole world war 1 thing.....
User avatar #793 to #787 - multimedia (01/05/2013) [-]
Can't tell if joking or serious...
#122 to #66 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
since I live in ohio, I like to apologize to most of north America and some parts of the rest of the world for ohio.
User avatar #247 to #66 - jinxbomb (01/05/2013) [-]
On behalf of of england, we apologise for one direction.
User avatar #758 to #247 - effzero (01/05/2013) [-]
Beat me to it !
User avatar #775 to #66 - whatdafuq (01/05/2013) [-]
We in Austria would like to apologize for... No Hitler did nothing wrong...
User avatar #604 to #66 - jdawgydawg (01/05/2013) [-]
On behalf of Canada, we would like to formally apologize for apologizing so often.
User avatar #71 to #66 - occamsrazor (01/05/2013) [-]
Apology accepted, though living in Jersey I suppose I have to apologize for the entire shore
User avatar #74 to #71 - theguythatisnotyou (01/05/2013) [-]
On behalf of Michigan, I apologize for Detroit.
#127 to #74 - fancysandvich (01/05/2013) [-]
I come from Minnesota and I just have to apologize
#691 to #127 - minderuleslol (01/05/2013) [-]
On behalf of England, we are sorry for all of the *********** touring america from England. We are also sorry for the chavs.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - occamsrazor (01/05/2013) [-]
I saw an episode of Harcore Pawn one time and I pray to god there aren't really people like that.
User avatar #77 to #75 - theguythatisnotyou (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah here, we just like to kind of forget about Detroit and try to focus on U of M or MSU. You know on the good instead of the bad.
User avatar #81 to #77 - occamsrazor (01/05/2013) [-]
I can dig it
User avatar #233 to #77 - mrbuu (01/05/2013) [-]
OSU fan. "good"
User avatar #159 to #74 - revanthewin (01/05/2013) [-]
Hey, don't be so down on yourself, at least your state gives us some good things. Jersey just spawns aids and **** .
User avatar #213 to #74 - blackrosedragon (01/05/2013) [-]
on behalf of texas I apologize for extreme stupidity, and not doing anything to change teh laws where we never can vote for anything but Republican in our state...
#531 to #213 - thebeatlesfan (01/05/2013) [-]
On behalf of Nevada, I apologize for our whor-
Wait...Nevermind
#295 to #213 - greasychesticles (01/05/2013) [-]
Ouch. Best not to share that opinion on FJ. That's a touchy subject. I'd advise you to delete that comment
User avatar #449 to #74 - lamarisagoodname (01/05/2013) [-]
Something needs to be done about Detroit, people live and work there. It's not something to feel apologize about, it's something to fix.
User avatar #792 to #74 - volatilis (01/05/2013) [-]
Despite being from Detroit, the only thing I apologize for is the Pistons.
User avatar #153 to #71 - gandalfthegreat (01/05/2013) [-]
why should we apologize? It's New York's fault, those ******* guido douchebags arent even from NJ, but we didnt do anything to stop it so i guess we're sorry for allowing it to happen, but you can see the Earth wasnt too happy with it, The shore got ****** up by Sandy.
User avatar #735 to #153 - cjgnh (01/05/2013) [-]
You are completely correct. It is new yorks fault and on behalf of living on Long Island where all the Guido tools come from i apologize.
User avatar #800 to #735 - gandalfthegreat (01/06/2013) [-]
It's alright out of a population of 8 million having a small population of guidos is fine i guess, but the show is canceled now so its all good.
User avatar #508 to #153 - occamsrazor (01/05/2013) [-]
chill bro
#573 to #71 - condormcninja (01/05/2013) [-]
No problem man
#28 - lincolnpenis (01/04/2013) [-]
Even if he was 'joking' about not knowing what German was, that ****** not funny anyhow. Where's the humour in that? 'Guy genuinely is just dull as a bent nail.
#677 to #24 - robertolee (01/05/2013) [-]
The guys in the lead must have had an accident to let this idiot through. Do they still execute retards in Texas?
#27 to #24 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
Actually no. Because the shell of the egg is so thick, it takes multiple sperms to break a hole in it before a number... 17 or something comes and makes the baby
#30 to #27 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
That one is still the one that "won"
User avatar #29 to #27 - missjessicaparker (01/04/2013) [-]
The thing still won didn't it? The picture doesn't say that it was the first sperm, just the winning one.
#628 - mistahlegend (01/05/2013) [-]
Occasionally I defend Bieber because usually he gets hated on for the dumbest reasons.    
   
This on the other hand.... I want to kill him.
Occasionally I defend Bieber because usually he gets hated on for the dumbest reasons.

This on the other hand.... I want to kill him.
User avatar #637 to #628 - certifiedidiot (01/05/2013) [-]
I don't mind him in general, but something like this, I do.

But otherwise, it's his fan girls that bother me, if I could earn more money than I ever could from 50 years of work in an average job by singing the right things to young girls to the point that their pussy hums for a few years, I'd do it.

**** ton of money in sucking up to the armored knight scenario at women.
#658 to #628 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
I like this guy. An honest mother ****** .
#411 - greenbabycake (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah...he likes basketball
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#709 to #692 - chimfer (01/05/2013) [-]
Yup, basketball.
Yup, basketball.
#491 to #411 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
you never know, girls get really excited about sports. i went to a hockey game with this girl and i had to keep telling her to relax. This photo doesn't mean ****
User avatar #433 to #411 - oopsmapoops (01/05/2013) [-]
this needs more thumbs...
#250 - killerblue (01/05/2013) [-]
Me right now
#701 - ttubkcid (01/05/2013) [-]
I love how Germans have a word for everything.
User avatar #715 to #701 - ylubz (01/05/2013) [-]
perfect for the content situation.
User avatar #739 to #707 - Loppytaffy (01/05/2013) [-]
Yes, a beautiful language.
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
#650 - deliciousdee ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Seriously?
#14 - caseris (01/04/2013) [-]
I almost expect him to thinks that the true name of Germany is ''wursten-Nazi-camp-country''. but no one is that stupid...right?
#19 to #14 - erkaperkish (01/04/2013) [-]
Sausage-nazi? Oh yes for today I have learn't it's true name!
Sausage-nazi? Oh yes for today I have learn't it's true name!
User avatar #43 to #14 - cupcakedevourer (01/04/2013) [-]
He has probably never heard of Nazis.
#645 - I Am Monkey (01/05/2013) [-]
Don't look at us, he's Canadian.
#670 to #645 - tehbomb (01/05/2013) [-]
DON'T DUMP THIS ON US ASSHOLE    
YOU MADE HIM FAMOUS NOW DEAL WITH IT
DON'T DUMP THIS ON US ASSHOLE
YOU MADE HIM FAMOUS NOW DEAL WITH IT
User avatar #647 to #645 - Fluorum (01/05/2013) [-]
Canada is in North America

so what he says is technically right

not to say you're wrong or something ._.
#657 to #645 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
He's hated in Canada and loved in the US.
#618 - satexas (01/05/2013) [-]
Canada, I'm sorry about every mean thing I've ever said about you. Now will you please take this idiot back before we all kill ourselves?
Canada, I'm sorry about every mean thing I've ever said about you. Now will you please take this idiot back before we all kill ourselves?
#629 to #618 - tazze (01/05/2013) [-]
you just made me realize that Justin Bieber might just be a Canadian weapon used to attack the rest of the world by indoctrinating little girls and making other people rage, thus disrupting order and peace
#649 - felixjarl (01/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#532 - karnax (01/05/2013) [-]
Everyone please excuse me, I can feel all of my vital organs failing.
#125 - fukkenname (01/05/2013) [-]
Relevant?
#89 - dreamthrow (01/05/2013) [-]
MFW that ****** is canadian and thinks he's american.
#119 to #89 - gamecraft (01/05/2013) [-]
Speaking for all Canadians here, we disowned him, and unfortunately the United States of America adopted him...
User avatar #404 to #89 - wolfmango (01/05/2013) [-]
im sorry
#551 to #89 - tbeaz (01/05/2013) [-]
As a Canadian I'm alright with that, also is this something that truly happened?
#689 to #89 - nightlynutria (01/05/2013) [-]
YFW I tell you Canada is in America
User avatar #92 to #89 - pinkiepiesucksdick (01/05/2013) [-]
Both are pointless
#206 to #89 - Kaalevv (01/05/2013) [-]
canada is in america
#114 to #89 - miguedm (01/05/2013) [-]
Well I hate too JB.... but.... he is sadly correct.   
   
Canada, United States of America, Latin America.... all are part of America, because AMerica is the entire continent.
Well I hate too JB.... but.... he is sadly correct.

Canada, United States of America, Latin America.... all are part of America, because AMerica is the entire continent.
User avatar #109 to #89 - poelske (01/05/2013) [-]
There's a difference between America and The United States of America.
User avatar #106 to #89 - savirleo (01/05/2013) [-]
Canada is on the continent of North Amerca
User avatar #108 to #106 - dreamthrow (01/05/2013) [-]
But nobody in the world says that they're "from North America"
User avatar #112 to #108 - savirleo (01/05/2013) [-]
If you want to keep your location vague, then yes you can. Down in Mexico, they ask if you're from the North, not if you're from the US
User avatar #129 to #89 - neutralgray (01/05/2013) [-]
North America...?
User avatar #96 to #89 - romdadon (01/05/2013) [-]
you can keep him
User avatar #97 to #96 - dreamthrow (01/05/2013) [-]
Didn't your prime minister give him some award? Your politicians seem to want him more.
User avatar #98 to #97 - romdadon (01/05/2013) [-]
they are just being friendly
they cant disown him
US might try to ship over jersey shore for pay back
User avatar #105 to #98 - dreamthrow (01/05/2013) [-]
It seems that giving you Jersey Shore might be redundant.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/16341/Canadian/
User avatar #110 to #105 - romdadon (01/05/2013) [-]
im sure 2008 was last tie anyone saw him

deported to jesery
User avatar #113 to #110 - romdadon (01/05/2013) [-]
jersey*
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#615 - sublimerule (01/05/2013) [-]
Hating on Justin Bieber was starting to get really old... This post freshened my hate for him, in a big way.
Hating on Justin Bieber was starting to get really old... This post freshened my hate for him, in a big way.
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