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#66 - BuggattiFreak
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(01/05/2013) [-]
We in Canada would like to formally apologize for this being...
#227 to #66 - Kadzait
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(01/05/2013) [-]
typical, canadians apologizing
#122 to #66 - anon
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(01/05/2013) [-]
since I live in ohio, I like to apologize to most of north America and some parts of the rest of the world for ohio.
#790 to #66 - richardw
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(01/05/2013) [-]
We in California would like to formally apologize for great weed
#794 to #790 - poutinesalad
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(01/05/2013) [-]
I live in BC, Canada and I guaruntee you my weed is better.
#796 to #66 - paelaer
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(01/05/2013) [-]
The great spirits of the beyond, specifically those of Columbus, Cortes, and Pizarro, would like to apologise for the travesty that turned out to be the New World.
#245 to #66 - dubmaster
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Is that an aventador in your pic?
#589 to #245 - BuggattiFreak
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(01/05/2013) [-]
'Tis.
#705 to #589 - nousernameisleft
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Your name is bugatti but have lamborghini as your picture. While both are great cars, i still think it is kinda funny
#780 to #66 - AquariusCyclone
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(01/05/2013) [-]
We in Mexico would like to apologize for the Mayans.
#798 to #66 - arlingtonn
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(01/06/2013) [-]
God damn, i read this like 8 times, and every time i was like "for this being WHAT?!"
#68 to #66 - canadiangypsy
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(01/05/2013) [-]
I second this statement.
#523 to #66 - speshulist
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Canada is very well the biggest terrorists known to man after letting this guy loose.
#779 to #66 - thebritishguy
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(01/05/2013) [-]
We in England would like to formally apologize for 1 Direction...
#787 to #66 - happygrowman
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(01/05/2013) [-]
we in germany would like to apologize for the whole world war 1 thing.....
#793 to #787 - multimedia
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Can't tell if joking or serious...
#247 to #66 - jinxbomb
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(01/05/2013) [-]
On behalf of of england, we apologise for one direction.
#758 to #247 - effzero
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Beat me to it !
#775 to #66 - whatdafuq
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(01/05/2013) [-]
We in Austria would like to apologize for... No Hitler did nothing wrong...
#338 to #66 - xnotcreative
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(01/05/2013) [-]
We in Korea would like to formally apologize for the massive, extremely degrading embarrassment that IS Gangnam Style...
#718 to #338 - goll ONLINE
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(01/05/2013) [-]
it wasn't so bad until mainstream culture took hold of it and turned people reactions to it from "wow this is so bad it is funny " into "this is popular so i like it"
#764 to #718 - xnotcreative
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Most Koreans I know find him an embarrassment.
#784 to #764 - goll ONLINE
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(01/05/2013) [-]
well it's k pop it kind of comes with the territory
#770 to #338 - notstill
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(01/05/2013) [-]
I hate to say it but I feel like I'm turning hipster, I thought gangnam style was alright until it got popular and retards just ran it into the ground by overusing it and making ****** parodies.
#771 to #770 - thereasonableperso
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Me too.
#581 to #338 - hewhoepicfails
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(01/05/2013) [-]
As overused and redundant as his music is, the only good thing he has done is take the credit away from Bieber.
#604 to #66 - jdawgydawg
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(01/05/2013) [-]
On behalf of Canada, we would like to formally apologize for apologizing so often.
#71 to #66 - occamsrazor
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Apology accepted, though living in Jersey I suppose I have to apologize for the entire shore
#74 to #71 - theguythatisnotyou
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(01/05/2013) [-]
On behalf of Michigan, I apologize for Detroit.
#127 to #74 - fancysandvich
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(01/05/2013) [-]
I come from Minnesota and I just have to apologize
#691 to #127 - minderuleslol
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(01/05/2013) [-]
On behalf of England, we are sorry for all of the *********** touring america from England. We are also sorry for the chavs.
#202 to #74 - kokainum **User deleted account**
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#75 to #74 - occamsrazor
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(01/05/2013) [-]
I saw an episode of Harcore Pawn one time and I pray to god there aren't really people like that.
#77 to #75 - theguythatisnotyou
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah here, we just like to kind of forget about Detroit and try to focus on U of M or MSU. You know on the good instead of the bad.
#81 to #77 - occamsrazor
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(01/05/2013) [-]
I can dig it
#233 to #77 - mrbuu
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(01/05/2013) [-]
OSU fan. "good"
#213 to #74 - blackrosedragon
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(01/05/2013) [-]
on behalf of texas I apologize for extreme stupidity, and not doing anything to change teh laws where we never can vote for anything but Republican in our state...
#531 to #213 - thebeatlesfan
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(01/05/2013) [-]
On behalf of Nevada, I apologize for our whor-
Wait...Nevermind
#295 to #213 - greasychesticles
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Ouch. Best not to share that opinion on FJ. That's a touchy subject. I'd advise you to delete that comment
#159 to #74 - revanthewin
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Hey, don't be so down on yourself, at least your state gives us some good things. Jersey just spawns aids and ****.
#792 to #74 - volatilis
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Despite being from Detroit, the only thing I apologize for is the Pistons.
#449 to #74 - lamarisagoodname
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Something needs to be done about Detroit, people live and work there. It's not something to feel apologize about, it's something to fix.
#573 to #71 - condormcninja
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(01/05/2013) [-]
No problem man
#153 to #71 - gandalfthegreat
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(01/05/2013) [-]
why should we apologize? It's New York's fault, those ******* guido douchebags arent even from NJ, but we didnt do anything to stop it so i guess we're sorry for allowing it to happen, but you can see the Earth wasnt too happy with it, The shore got ****** up by Sandy.
#735 to #153 - cjgnh
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(01/05/2013) [-]
You are completely correct. It is new yorks fault and on behalf of living on Long Island where all the Guido tools come from i apologize.
#800 to #735 - gandalfthegreat
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(01/06/2013) [-]
It's alright out of a population of 8 million having a small population of guidos is fine i guess, but the show is canceled now so its all good.
#508 to #153 - occamsrazor
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(01/05/2013) [-]
chill bro
#24 - seawrath
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#677 to #24 - robertolee
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(01/05/2013) [-]
The guys in the lead must have had an accident to let this idiot through. Do they still execute retards in Texas?
#27 to #24 - anon
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Actually no. Because the shell of the egg is so thick, it takes multiple sperms to break a hole in it before a number... 17 or something comes and makes the baby
#29 to #27 - missjessicaparker
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(01/04/2013) [-]
The thing still won didn't it? The picture doesn't say that it was the first sperm, just the winning one.
#277 to #27 - inflatablewalrus
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#30 to #27 - anon
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(01/04/2013) [-]
That one is still the one that "won"
#89 - dreamthrow
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(01/05/2013) [-]
MFW that ****** is canadian and thinks he's american.
#119 to #89 - gamecraft
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Speaking for all Canadians here, we disowned him, and unfortunately the United States of America adopted him...
#404 to #89 - wolfmango
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(01/05/2013) [-]
im sorry
#551 to #89 - tbeaz
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(01/05/2013) [-]
As a Canadian I'm alright with that, also is this something that truly happened?
#92 to #89 - pinkiepiesucksdick
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Both are pointless
#689 to #89 - nightlynutria
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(01/05/2013) [-]
YFW I tell you Canada is in America
#206 to #89 - Kaalevv
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(01/05/2013) [-]
canada is in america
#106 to #89 - savirleo ONLINE
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Canada is on the continent of North Amerca
#108 to #106 - dreamthrow
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(01/05/2013) [-]
But nobody in the world says that they're "from North America"
#112 to #108 - savirleo ONLINE
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(01/05/2013) [-]
If you want to keep your location vague, then yes you can. Down in Mexico, they ask if you're from the North, not if you're from the US
#109 to #89 - poelske
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(01/05/2013) [-]
There's a difference between America and The United States of America.
#129 to #89 - neutralgray
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(01/05/2013) [-]
North America...?
#114 to #89 - miguedm
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Well I hate too JB.... but.... he is sadly correct.   
   
Canada, United States of America, Latin America.... all are part of America, because AMerica is the entire continent.
Well I hate too JB.... but.... he is sadly correct.

Canada, United States of America, Latin America.... all are part of America, because AMerica is the entire continent.
#96 to #89 - romdadon
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(01/05/2013) [-]
you can keep him
#97 to #96 - dreamthrow
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Didn't your prime minister give him some award? Your politicians seem to want him more.
#98 to #97 - romdadon
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(01/05/2013) [-]
they are just being friendly
they cant disown him
US might try to ship over jersey shore for pay back
#105 to #98 - dreamthrow
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(01/05/2013) [-]
It seems that giving you Jersey Shore might be redundant.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/16341/Canadian/
#110 to #105 - romdadon
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(01/05/2013) [-]
im sure 2008 was last tie anyone saw him

deported to jesery
#113 to #110 - romdadon
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(01/05/2013) [-]
jersey*
#411 - greenbabycake
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah...he likes basketball
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#709 to #692 - chimfer
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Yup, basketball.
Yup, basketball.
#433 to #411 - oopsmapoops
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(01/05/2013) [-]
this needs more thumbs...
#491 to #411 - anon
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(01/05/2013) [-]
you never know, girls get really excited about sports. i went to a hockey game with this girl and i had to keep telling her to relax. This photo doesn't mean ****
#28 - lincolnpenis ONLINE
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(01/04/2013) [-]
Even if he was 'joking' about not knowing what German was, that ****** not funny anyhow. Where's the humour in that? 'Guy genuinely is just dull as a bent nail.
#645 - I Am Monkey
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Don't look at us, he's Canadian.
#657 to #645 - anon
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(01/05/2013) [-]
He's hated in Canada and loved in the US.
#670 to #645 - tehbomb
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(01/05/2013) [-]
DON'T DUMP THIS ON US ASSHOLE    
YOU MADE HIM FAMOUS NOW DEAL WITH IT
DON'T DUMP THIS ON US ASSHOLE
YOU MADE HIM FAMOUS NOW DEAL WITH IT
#647 to #645 - Fluorum
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Canada is in North America

so what he says is technically right

not to say you're wrong or something ._.
#656 to #647 - comradegeneral
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#60 - Ruspanic
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(01/05/2013) [-]
I think he misinterpreted it as a phrase. "German for basketball" as in "Cuckoo for Coco-Puffs". I don't think he realized the interviewer was referring to the name "Bieber" rather than to Bieber himself.
#598 to #60 - hewhoepicfails
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Just as a correction, the host shows him the card. Bieber is legitimately retarded.
#776 to #598 - Ruspanic
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The kid's been to Germany. I think it's extremely unlikely he doesn't know the word "German".
#62 to #60 - iamtheceej
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#161 to #60 - lowbrass
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I hope to got you're right. Because if you are, He's a little bit less retarded than I thought he was 2 minutes ago.
#319 to #60 - dapianoman
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Plus, the guy had a thick accent, so him being North American probably doesn't help..
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#665 to #60 - hazardpay ONLINE
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(01/05/2013) [-]
i cant even . . .
#297 to #60 - greasychesticles
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Holy ****. That actually kind of makes sense now
#316 to #60 - dapianoman
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Man, I'm Germin' for some basketball. Wanna shoot some hoops?
This should be a word.
So I guess Bieber really is German for basketball.
#465 - phanact
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(01/05/2013) [-]
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"We don't say that in america"

What the ****

You're Canadian you retard
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#412 - koombine
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(01/05/2013) [-]
He thinks he's American.
#421 to #412 - anon
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(01/05/2013) [-]
lol he is american. canada is in north america.
#425 to #421 - rottens
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Technically speaking, you are correct. However, his original nationality is in Canada, which would make him Canadian. Whereas if he was born here in the United States of America, he would be American.
#476 to #421 - nitsuan
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(01/05/2013) [-]
We all know what he meant, anon
#447 to #421 - skinless
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(01/05/2013) [-]
oh, you're one of those guys huh
#445 to #412 - bibblesworth
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(01/05/2013) [-]
Please, take him from us, we don't want him. He also likes basketball, ergo he's not Canadian.
#799 to #445 - koombine
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(01/06/2013) [-]
The first NBA basketball game was held in Canada.