DOUCHEBAG!. . True or false: Putnam is German for basketball.". We in Canada would like to formally apologize for this being... DOUCHEBAG! True or false: Putnam is German for basketball " We in Canada would like to formally apologize this being
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User avatar #66 - BuggattiFreak
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We in Canada would like to formally apologize for this being...
User avatar #227 to #66 - Kadzait
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typical, canadians apologizing
#122 to #66 - anon id: b40550ae
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since I live in ohio, I like to apologize to most of north America and some parts of the rest of the world for ohio.
User avatar #790 to #66 - richardw
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We in California would like to formally apologize for great weed
User avatar #794 to #790 - poutinesalad
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I live in BC, Canada and I guaruntee you my weed is better.
User avatar #796 to #66 - paelaer
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The great spirits of the beyond, specifically those of Columbus, Cortes, and Pizarro, would like to apologise for the travesty that turned out to be the New World.
#245 to #66 - dubmaster
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Is that an aventador in your pic?
User avatar #589 to #245 - BuggattiFreak
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'Tis.
User avatar #705 to #589 - nousernameisleft
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Your name is bugatti but have lamborghini as your picture. While both are great cars, i still think it is kinda funny
User avatar #780 to #66 - AquariusCyclone
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We in Mexico would like to apologize for the Mayans.
User avatar #798 to #66 - arlingtonn
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God damn, i read this like 8 times, and every time i was like "for this being WHAT?!"
User avatar #68 to #66 - canadiangypsy
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I second this statement.
User avatar #523 to #66 - speshulist
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Canada is very well the biggest terrorists known to man after letting this guy loose.
User avatar #779 to #66 - thebritishguy
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We in England would like to formally apologize for 1 Direction...
User avatar #787 to #66 - happygrowman
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we in germany would like to apologize for the whole world war 1 thing.....
User avatar #793 to #787 - multimedia
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Can't tell if joking or serious...
User avatar #247 to #66 - jinxbomb
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On behalf of of england, we apologise for one direction.
User avatar #758 to #247 - effzero
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Beat me to it !
User avatar #775 to #66 - whatdafuq
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We in Austria would like to apologize for... No Hitler did nothing wrong...
#338 to #66 - xnotcreative
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We in Korea would like to formally apologize for the massive, extremely degrading embarrassment that IS Gangnam Style...
User avatar #718 to #338 - goll
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it wasn't so bad until mainstream culture took hold of it and turned people reactions to it from "wow this is so bad it is funny " into "this is popular so i like it"
#764 to #718 - xnotcreative
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Most Koreans I know find him an embarrassment.
User avatar #784 to #764 - goll
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well it's k pop it kind of comes with the territory
User avatar #770 to #338 - notstill
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I hate to say it but I feel like I'm turning hipster, I thought gangnam style was alright until it got popular and retards just ran it into the ground by overusing it and making ****** parodies.
User avatar #771 to #770 - thereasonableperso
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Me too.
#581 to #338 - hewhoepicfails
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As overused and redundant as his music is, the only good thing he has done is take the credit away from Bieber.
User avatar #604 to #66 - jdawgydawg
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On behalf of Canada, we would like to formally apologize for apologizing so often.
User avatar #71 to #66 - occamsrazor
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Apology accepted, though living in Jersey I suppose I have to apologize for the entire shore
User avatar #74 to #71 - theguythatisnotyou
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On behalf of Michigan, I apologize for Detroit.
#127 to #74 - fancysandvich
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I come from Minnesota and I just have to apologize
#691 to #127 - minderuleslol
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On behalf of England, we are sorry for all of the *********** touring america from England. We are also sorry for the chavs.
#202 to #74 - kokainum **User deleted account**
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User avatar #75 to #74 - occamsrazor
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I saw an episode of Harcore Pawn one time and I pray to god there aren't really people like that.
User avatar #77 to #75 - theguythatisnotyou
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Yeah here, we just like to kind of forget about Detroit and try to focus on U of M or MSU. You know on the good instead of the bad.
User avatar #81 to #77 - occamsrazor
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I can dig it
User avatar #233 to #77 - mrbuu
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OSU fan. "good"
User avatar #213 to #74 - blackrosedragon
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on behalf of texas I apologize for extreme stupidity, and not doing anything to change teh laws where we never can vote for anything but Republican in our state...
#531 to #213 - thebeatlesfan
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On behalf of Nevada, I apologize for our whor-
Wait...Nevermind
#295 to #213 - greasychesticles
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Ouch. Best not to share that opinion on FJ. That's a touchy subject. I'd advise you to delete that comment
User avatar #159 to #74 - revanthewin
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Hey, don't be so down on yourself, at least your state gives us some good things. Jersey just spawns aids and ****.
User avatar #792 to #74 - volatilis
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Despite being from Detroit, the only thing I apologize for is the Pistons.
User avatar #449 to #74 - lamarisagoodname
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Something needs to be done about Detroit, people live and work there. It's not something to feel apologize about, it's something to fix.
#573 to #71 - condormcninja
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No problem man
User avatar #153 to #71 - gandalfthegreat
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why should we apologize? It's New York's fault, those ******* guido douchebags arent even from NJ, but we didnt do anything to stop it so i guess we're sorry for allowing it to happen, but you can see the Earth wasnt too happy with it, The shore got ****** up by Sandy.
User avatar #735 to #153 - cjgnh
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You are completely correct. It is new yorks fault and on behalf of living on Long Island where all the Guido tools come from i apologize.
User avatar #800 to #735 - gandalfthegreat
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It's alright out of a population of 8 million having a small population of guidos is fine i guess, but the show is canceled now so its all good.
User avatar #508 to #153 - occamsrazor
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chill bro
#24 - seawrath
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#677 to #24 - robertolee
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The guys in the lead must have had an accident to let this idiot through. Do they still execute retards in Texas?
#27 to #24 - anon id: d7dbc1f9
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Actually no. Because the shell of the egg is so thick, it takes multiple sperms to break a hole in it before a number... 17 or something comes and makes the baby
User avatar #29 to #27 - missjessicaparker
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The thing still won didn't it? The picture doesn't say that it was the first sperm, just the winning one.
#277 to #27 - inflatablewalrus
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#30 to #27 - anon id: d12953e0
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That one is still the one that "won"
#89 - dreamthrow
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MFW that ****** is canadian and thinks he's american.
#119 to #89 - gamecraft
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Speaking for all Canadians here, we disowned him, and unfortunately the United States of America adopted him...
User avatar #404 to #89 - wolfmango
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im sorry
#551 to #89 - tbeaz
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As a Canadian I'm alright with that, also is this something that truly happened?
User avatar #92 to #89 - pinkiepiesucksdick
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Both are pointless
#689 to #89 - nightlynutria
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YFW I tell you Canada is in America
#206 to #89 - Kaalevv
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canada is in america
User avatar #106 to #89 - savirleo
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Canada is on the continent of North Amerca
User avatar #108 to #106 - dreamthrow
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But nobody in the world says that they're "from North America"
User avatar #112 to #108 - savirleo
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If you want to keep your location vague, then yes you can. Down in Mexico, they ask if you're from the North, not if you're from the US
User avatar #109 to #89 - poelske
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There's a difference between America and The United States of America.
User avatar #129 to #89 - neutralgray
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North America...?
#114 to #89 - miguedm
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Well I hate too JB.... but.... he is sadly correct.   
   
Canada, United States of America, Latin America.... all are part of America, because AMerica is the entire continent.
Well I hate too JB.... but.... he is sadly correct.

Canada, United States of America, Latin America.... all are part of America, because AMerica is the entire continent.
User avatar #96 to #89 - romdadon
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you can keep him
User avatar #97 to #96 - dreamthrow
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Didn't your prime minister give him some award? Your politicians seem to want him more.
User avatar #98 to #97 - romdadon
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they are just being friendly
they cant disown him
US might try to ship over jersey shore for pay back
User avatar #105 to #98 - dreamthrow
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It seems that giving you Jersey Shore might be redundant.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/16341/Canadian/
User avatar #110 to #105 - romdadon
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im sure 2008 was last tie anyone saw him

deported to jesery
User avatar #113 to #110 - romdadon
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jersey*
#411 - greenbabycake
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Yeah...he likes basketball
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#709 to #692 - chimfer
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Yup, basketball.
Yup, basketball.
User avatar #433 to #411 - oopsmapoops
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this needs more thumbs...
#491 to #411 - anon id: f210299e
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you never know, girls get really excited about sports. i went to a hockey game with this girl and i had to keep telling her to relax. This photo doesn't mean ****
#28 - lincolnpenis
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Even if he was 'joking' about not knowing what German was, that ****** not funny anyhow. Where's the humour in that? 'Guy genuinely is just dull as a bent nail.
#645 - I Am Monkey
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Don't look at us, he's Canadian.
#657 to #645 - anon id: 229369fe
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He's hated in Canada and loved in the US.
#670 to #645 - tehbomb
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DON'T DUMP THIS ON US ASSHOLE    
YOU MADE HIM FAMOUS NOW DEAL WITH IT
DON'T DUMP THIS ON US ASSHOLE
YOU MADE HIM FAMOUS NOW DEAL WITH IT
User avatar #647 to #645 - Fluorum
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Canada is in North America

so what he says is technically right

not to say you're wrong or something ._.
#656 to #647 - comradegeneral
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#60 - Ruspanic
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I think he misinterpreted it as a phrase. "German for basketball" as in "Cuckoo for Coco-Puffs". I don't think he realized the interviewer was referring to the name "Bieber" rather than to Bieber himself.
#598 to #60 - hewhoepicfails
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Just as a correction, the host shows him the card. Bieber is legitimately retarded.
User avatar #776 to #598 - Ruspanic
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The kid's been to Germany. I think it's extremely unlikely he doesn't know the word "German".
#62 to #60 - iamtheceej
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User avatar #161 to #60 - lowbrass
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I hope to got you're right. Because if you are, He's a little bit less retarded than I thought he was 2 minutes ago.
User avatar #319 to #60 - dapianoman
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Plus, the guy had a thick accent, so him being North American probably doesn't help..
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#665 to #60 - hazardpay
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i cant even . . .
#297 to #60 - greasychesticles
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Holy ****. That actually kind of makes sense now
User avatar #316 to #60 - dapianoman
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Man, I'm Germin' for some basketball. Wanna shoot some hoops?
This should be a word.
So I guess Bieber really is German for basketball.
#465 - phanact
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"We don't say that in america"

What the ****

You're Canadian you retard
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#412 - koombine
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He thinks he's American.
#421 to #412 - anon id: 01d44859
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lol he is american. canada is in north america.
User avatar #425 to #421 - rottens
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Technically speaking, you are correct. However, his original nationality is in Canada, which would make him Canadian. Whereas if he was born here in the United States of America, he would be American.
User avatar #476 to #421 - nitsuan
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We all know what he meant, anon
User avatar #447 to #421 - skinless
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oh, you're one of those guys huh
User avatar #445 to #412 - bibblesworth
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Please, take him from us, we don't want him. He also likes basketball, ergo he's not Canadian.
User avatar #799 to #445 - koombine
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The first NBA basketball game was held in Canada.