Silly Christianity. . s! l. l, t?, omegle Talk to strangers', Yen' re chatting with a random manger an Ernestine tn have you ever had sex with the same gender?  Silly Christianity s! l t? omegle Talk to strangers' Yen' re chatting with a random manger an Ernestine tn have you ever had sex the same gender?
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s! l. l, t?, omegle Talk to strangers',
Yen' re chatting with a random manger an
Ernestine tn
have you ever had sex with the same
gender? If no, weild yen?
Yen: yea
Stranger: No and no.
You: whys that?
Strange, I dent believe in it..
Stranger: And,
Stranger: I think it' s greer.
Yen: Believe in it?
Stranger: I den' t wanna be penetrated.
Yen: What is greer?
Yeu: Why weild you have to be penetrated?
Stranger: I' m a guy..
You: You could just hold eegh other
Stranger: Thats t' ..,
Stranger: That' s cuddling,
You: Beow eegh ether
You: Oral EEK
Stranger:
Stranger: NO
Yen: Why?
Yen: You dent know youll hate it untill yen try it
Yen: Then yen can hate it all you like
Stranger: I don' t want tn.
Stranger: It' s against my religion.
You: And what religion is that?
Stranger: Christianity.
You: Huh
You: Where deae the bible say it is?
Stranger: It says this:
Stranger: lie man shall lie with a man as with a
Woman, it shall be an abomination.
Yen: Thats the old
Stranger: And?
Yen: Okay
Stranger: It' s guidelines for life.
Yen: also says: 23: 1 ESV
Ne one whose teeheehee are en. rahed or whose male
organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord
Stranger: What? Really?
Stranger: You sum?
You: Yes
Yen: Its get some pretty weird shit in there m
Stranger: It didn' t say exactly that
Yen: Like shell fish
Yen: Yeah
Yen: It does
Stranger: I did.
Stranger: Wow,
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: So strange,
You: Anne it seems to me its unfair to feller like ene
bit and not the ethere
You: Leviticus 11 :1 El
Yen: Also, yen cant get a mend hair ant
Yen: Leviticus 19: 2?
Stranger: Wow.
Yen: Leviticus 11: 8 Says you cant eat pig
Stranger: Uh eh...
Stranger: I eat Bacon Everyday.
Stranger: =
You: he agenst your religion
Stranger: Well, I guess mere bacon,
You: Timothy 2: 9 says he wearing gold
Stranger: Flash, Lei.
Stranger: If I had gold t weild hide it.
Yen: Yen also aent teem pigs
You: And yen aent shave your beard
Stranger: No need tn werry.
Stranger: Didn' t plan on it.
Yen: Leviticus 19: 2?
Stranger: The girl I' m trying tn get back like facial hair.
You: Like ever
You: Ever ever
You: Never can you shave
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: if theta true,
Stranger: Then 90% d people are going m hell.
Yen: Yep
Yen: Also, if yehr wife ever defends yen by grabbing a
guys balls, you have to ember hand off
Stranger: ‘Neil.
Stranger: That' s sommething.
Stranger: Erm.
Stranger: That' s. Wow.
You: devotee two paragraphs to that
scenario..,
Stranger: Who write that?
You: The bible?
Stranger: Ne.
Stranger: That sentence..
Stranger: Whe ermee npw ith their
Etranger: Woopsy.
Stranger: Spawn tial
Stranger: I' m failing here....
Stranger: Aligned new.
You: Deuteronomy 25: 11 Wrr: m it
Stranger: We met strange.
Stranger: t mean. these are crazy guidlines.
You: Yea
You: Theme mere
Yen: Says yen have m kill eeyore whe deem‘! believe
in what yen do
You: Not even jokeing
Stranger: Are you joking.
Yen: No
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: Just. Wow.
You: But fer eema god awful reason all eehm tn have
taken hem the bible is " gays"
You: If a priest mile yen to do something and you don' t,
you have to die; '
Streeter: That' s crossing the line there.
You: Welcome ta yehr religion
Stranger: Ah. Life wet gets better fer me....
Stranger: Sarcasm.
Stranger: Bey.
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: But, you know Romans 8: 33 says you cant do
anything meg ever
You: Bee
Stranger: ‘Neil Ben, Thanks.
You: I hops we helped set yen free. er sommething
Stranger: ‘Kenya done something.
Strangle I need think.
Yen: Believe what yen want he believe
Yen: What hale right
Yen: out there
Yen have died.
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