Silly Christianity. . s! l. l, t?, omegle Talk to strangers', Yen' re chatting with a random manger an Ernestine tn have you ever had sex with the same gender?

Silly Christianity

s! l. l, t?, omegle Talk to strangers',
Yen' re chatting with a random manger an
Ernestine tn
have you ever had sex with the same
gender? If no, weild yen?
Yen: yea
Stranger: No and no.
You: whys that?
Strange, I dent believe in it..
Stranger: And,
Stranger: I think it' s greer.
Yen: Believe in it?
Stranger: I den' t wanna be penetrated.
Yen: What is greer?
Yeu: Why weild you have to be penetrated?
Stranger: I' m a guy..
You: You could just hold eegh other
Stranger: Thats t' ..,
Stranger: That' s cuddling,
You: Beow eegh ether
You: Oral EEK
Stranger: NO
Yen: Why?
Yen: You dent know youll hate it untill yen try it
Yen: Then yen can hate it all you like
Stranger: I don' t want tn.
Stranger: It' s against my religion.
You: And what religion is that?
Stranger: Christianity.
You: Huh
You: Where deae the bible say it is?
Stranger: It says this:
Stranger: lie man shall lie with a man as with a
Woman, it shall be an abomination.
Yen: Thats the old
Stranger: And?
Yen: Okay
Stranger: It' s guidelines for life.
Yen: also says: 23: 1 ESV
Ne one whose teeheehee are en. rahed or whose male
organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord
Stranger: What? Really?
Stranger: You sum?
You: Yes
Yen: Its get some pretty weird **** in there m
Stranger: It didn' t say exactly that
Yen: Like shell fish
Yen: Yeah
Yen: It does
Stranger: I did.
Stranger: Wow,
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: So strange,
You: Anne it seems to me its unfair to feller like ene
bit and not the ethere
You: Leviticus 11 :1 El
Yen: Also, yen cant get a mend hair ant
Yen: Leviticus 19: 2?
Stranger: Wow.
Yen: Leviticus 11: 8 Says you cant eat pig
Stranger: Uh eh...
Stranger: I eat Bacon Everyday.
Stranger: =
You: he agenst your religion
Stranger: Well, I guess mere bacon,
You: Timothy 2: 9 says he wearing gold
Stranger: Flash, Lei.
Stranger: If I had gold t weild hide it.
Yen: Yen also aent teem pigs
You: And yen aent shave your beard
Stranger: No need tn werry.
Stranger: Didn' t plan on it.
Yen: Leviticus 19: 2?
Stranger: The girl I' m trying tn get back like facial hair.
You: Like ever
You: Ever ever
You: Never can you shave
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: if theta true,
Stranger: Then 90% d people are going m hell.
Yen: Yep
Yen: Also, if yehr wife ever defends yen by grabbing a
guys balls, you have to ember hand off
Stranger: ‘Neil.
Stranger: That' s sommething.
Stranger: Erm.
Stranger: That' s. Wow.
You: devotee two paragraphs to that
Stranger: Who write that?
You: The bible?
Stranger: Ne.
Stranger: That sentence..
Stranger: Whe ermee npw ith their
Etranger: Woopsy.
Stranger: Spawn tial
Stranger: I' m failing here....
Stranger: Aligned new.
You: Deuteronomy 25: 11 Wrr: m it
Stranger: We met strange.
Stranger: t mean. these are crazy guidlines.
You: Yea
You: Theme mere
Yen: Says yen have m kill eeyore whe deem‘! believe
in what yen do
You: Not even jokeing
Stranger: Are you joking.
Yen: No
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: Just. Wow.
You: But fer eema god awful reason all eehm tn have
taken hem the bible is " gays"
You: If a priest mile yen to do something and you don' t,
you have to die; '
Streeter: That' s crossing the line there.
You: Welcome ta yehr religion
Stranger: Ah. Life wet gets better fer me....
Stranger: Sarcasm.
Stranger: Bey.
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: But, you know Romans 8: 33 says you cant do
anything meg ever
You: Bee
Stranger: ‘Neil Ben, Thanks.
You: I hops we helped set yen free. er sommething
Stranger: ‘Kenya done something.
Strangle I need think.
Yen: Believe what yen want he believe
Yen: What hale right
Yen: out there
Yen have died.
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#31 - BerryLicious (01/04/2013) [-]
There appears to be a massive ********* belowdecks...
#26 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
#11 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
Different scriptures meant different things in the culture and context. Pigs were the dirtiest animals and people did not know of bacteria or how to cook meat to certain temperatures to kill bacteria, God being all knowing knew of this and gave the command to not eat pig to keep man safe. Since it is no longer dangerous to eat pig, unless it becomes gluttony, it is alright. The commandments are to build man up, the law is to keep man safe and/or help him. Take for instance the scriptures speaking of not marking yourself.(tattoos and piercings) These verses were given to help specific priests with evangelism. In the culture they were trying to reach, tattoos, piercings, and many other things were the norm of the culture, and the priests were going unnoticed, so they were given the letters to help them reach the people, commanded to not mark their bodies so that they would not just be swallows by the culture, but be different, show the people another path, and be able to reach them. The different scriptures when put in context of the culture to which they were written are out of wisdom and not insanity like we may think when applying them to our culture. Different things were commanded that now don't apply because of our advances in technology, but some remain because they are protecting us from things that are still unhealthy and unhelpful to us. Study the scriptures in context to the technology that man had at the time and it is amazing how much wisdom there is. Advancements we have just found in recent years and are still finding are proving scripture true and just.
#24 to #11 - jaerbuen (01/04/2013) [-]
Can't tell if you're utterly retarded, or just trying to rouse a storm.
Can't tell if you're utterly retarded, or just trying to rouse a storm.
User avatar #27 to #24 - MuahahaOfLore (01/04/2013) [-]
anon has some points

pigs were dirty animals. the bible was a smart book that saved lives.

but it was written by men
#40 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
Christianity was established after Jesus died, its a religion based on him. the bible has his teachings written in it, his parts of the bible basically say not to be a complete twat and treat people fairly. the rest is his followers teachings. if Jesus taught people to treat everyone fairly and be kind to EVERYONE. where done the line of the bible being created made everyone think its wrong to be gay. why are they following the teachings of other people if its a religion based on Jesus?
User avatar #42 to #40 - austinmb **User deleted account** (01/05/2013) [-]
no one cares
User avatar #28 - dustboy (01/04/2013) [-]
Way to **** on someone's morals, you prick.
Oh he doesen't wanna get ****** in the ass? well whoop-die-do you're as bad a Jehova's witness for trying to put your believes on someone else.
#46 to #28 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
I don't have a reaction picture for this. Somebody take the god damn wheel.
#16 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - mcstorms (01/04/2013) [-]
I believe God's judgement is not through the bible. I mean the Bible was written by men, and men want nothing more then power.
User avatar #37 to #4 - hirollin (01/05/2013) [-]
I'd look into the Council of Nicea.
#13 to #4 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
How than is His will explained to men? Men were inspired by God to write the Bible. If one follows the commandments of the scripture it does not benefit the church, rather it benefits the poor, needy, widowed, weak, and lonely. Scripture is about living to help others, when followed it does not quench the selfish ambitions of man, but instead shows God's love for us.
User avatar #20 to #13 - jaerbuen (01/04/2013) [-]
The scriptures help to oppress the weak, poor and misguided. It only speaks of punishment and damnation unless you follow some "convenient" rules, made up by some crazy cavemen.
User avatar #5 to #4 - dreamcast (01/04/2013) [-]
Also to add to that around the time that church's gained lots of power they changed lots of stuff so people would not go against them.
#14 to #5 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
What stuff did the church change? How do these different verses benefit the church rather than help those for which they were written?
User avatar #17 to #14 - dreamcast (01/04/2013) [-]
Well I remember seeing this stuff on history channel years ago so I forgot most but they did things like paint a much darker picture of hell and started adding new rules that fit their ideas. Like if you have sex before Marriage you go to hell without question. This caused lots of nuns to disfigure them selves to prevent being raped.
#19 to #17 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
The history channel also has episodes for big foot, aliens, dozens of conspiracies, and more. Don't believe everything you see on the discovery channel.

Understand, the Bible when translated is in fact translated from the closest to the original manuscripts, these manuscripts went through detailed processes and had to be remade if even the slightest thing was out of place. Scripture translations do not go to the previous translation and than use relevant slang to translate, it is from the originals and translated as close to exact as possible. Greek for instance, in which the New Testament was written, has over 24 definite articles, these are the forms of the word "the" which define the word for which they are used as male, female, neuter, and than into specific categories within each. Greek is a very specific and thought out language, for why it was chosen to be the language of the New Testament, being able to explain the message being told and having been the main language of the time.

Even if somewhere along time someone incorrectly translated scripture to fit their needs and desires, it would have been corrected throughout other translations.
User avatar #47 to #19 - dreamcast (01/06/2013) [-]
Actually you cannot be more wrong on someone correcting the scriptures. If you take a look at the Jehovah Witness history and bible, you will see that a man claimed he could translate the scriptures (when he could not) and pretty much re wrote the christian bible. They are now a very big church. Mormons are similar.
#22 to #19 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
I meant to type the history channel in the end of the first paragraph, not the discovery channel. I am pretty sure the mountains seen on the discovery channel aren't imaginary, haha
#29 - Generation (01/04/2013) [-]
MFW ben is gay
User avatar #34 - frolacosta (01/05/2013) [-]
Overall it basically just says don't be a cunt
User avatar #35 to #34 - heartlessrobot (01/05/2013) [-]
So, not being a cunt includes not shaving and not eating bacon? **** that, I'm gonna go shave my balls while eating bacon. Call me a cunt all you want.
#3 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
I don't hate gay marrige and all the other christian no-no's but I'm still christian i dont get why the fuss?
#18 to #3 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
The Bible says to love all, but marriage is a covenant between a man, a woman, and God. Homosexual marriage is not marriage, nor is two atheists getting married. Those are unions between two, but not a covenant, which is marriage. A covenant is a bond between three members for the benefit of all.

You say you don't follow any of the teachings of Christians, but than how do you claim to be a Christian yourself? If I say I am a doctor I am not actually a doctor, I am a mad man. It is not until I have studied throughly, applied my teachings into practice, and have been assessed by teachers to ensure that they have been educated in the right way and have a good understanding that one can become a doctor.
#43 - austinmb **User deleted account** (01/05/2013) [-]
#36 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
bottom line all christians are idiots and all atheists are gay
User avatar #38 to #36 - arcanezero (01/05/2013) [-]
im a different type of christian that believes god just made science and the universe and just let it go
i don't remember the name it
User avatar #39 to #36 - bakonforall (01/05/2013) [-]
Bruce Lee is atheist.
User avatar #41 to #39 - bakonforall (01/05/2013) [-]
you better start runnin now...
User avatar #45 to #36 - lulchux (01/05/2013) [-]
Anon strikes again with his words of wisdom.
User avatar #33 - VincentKing ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
As he said earlier, they are more like guidelines to living, therefore not actual rules. Think of it as the early stages of law, do you think that in 1000-2000 years, all of the laws will stay the same? I am sure people will look back and say we were crazy.
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