First dead baby joke ever written

chicken butt

have you not heard?

heard what?

it was to my understanding that everybody had heard

Well I haven't. Wait shi-

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Don't you know, about the bird?
Well, Pyro's gonna tell you about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, bird is the word, a-well-a bird!