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The Gender Difference

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husband, they have
feller the
instructions at the _- aqa-: erc: , yett. . e floor, but:
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Husband Stere find a
These men have Jobs and
Love Kids
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These men have Jobs, Love
Kids and are extremely good
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stand it!
These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Good
Looking and help with
This is all T ever wanted,
but T must
These men Have Jobs, Love
fids, are Gorgeous,
help with Housework and Have
a Strong Romantic: Streak.
Ess, sra visitor 31, 456, 012 to this
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to
hank you for shopping at the
Husband Etire. 2
To avoid gender bias
charges, the store* s
owner opens a New Wives
store just across the
The same rules apply.
These women love sex
and have money.
Floors 3, a, s, and 6 have never been visited.
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Submitted: 01/04/2013
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User avatar #6 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
and then they opened the door to find a bunch of blow-up dolls filled with thousand dollar bills

not one complain has been made
User avatar #40 - mynameisgeorge (01/04/2013) [-]
>Take old, funny joke
>Add rage faces
#41 to #40 - robotekk ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
My exact thoughts
#4 - ompalomper ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
floor six on the wifes store:

"you have managed to resist the shallow options, you are truly a man. beyond this door lies your one true love that you will, without regret, be able to spend the rest of this life with"

<- pic on the front of the door of the sixth floor
#54 to #4 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
Now thats very optimistic. I thought on the floor six are only broken dreams and wishes.
#34 - thejackable **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 to #34 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
She wasn't promised something better at the higher floors. It just states that the price of product increases. That's no guarantee that the product will actually be better.
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#15 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
With the amount of complaints about women on fj I'd say the men are pretty impossible to please as well.
#27 - miaandvinny (01/04/2013) [-]
But the store said that the higher you go, the better your spouse will be. The men would be idiots to not keep going. The girls could love to have sex, just not with you, and they could have 1 penny, it would still be money. You could get a terrible looking, poor, slutty, bitch who spends all your money on food for herself.
User avatar #29 to #27 - hydrosbro ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
But you can pick the good looking one... Right?
#30 to #29 - miaandvinny (01/04/2013) [-]
What if there isn't a good looking one?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hydrosbro ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Then they'll **** some ugly women, and take all their money.
User avatar #25 - sulkboy (01/04/2013) [-]
i think its more human nature rather than the nature of women. it is in human nature that we are geeedy. everyone always wants better. i mean why wouldnt you? im sure almost everyone would get to that top floor and be left with nothing
#21 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
Oldest. Joke. Ever.
User avatar #35 - squadmissile (01/04/2013) [-]
Always though that this was the male version of the joke:
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.
"Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.
No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.
"Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.
"Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."
On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive.
"Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered.
As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.
" **** me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted.
Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.
When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.
"Who are you?" the man asked.
"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"
User avatar #38 to #35 - VincentKing ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Your version is the dirty version, therefore the more hilarious one. I was about to check to comments on whether or not it was posted yet.
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User avatar #36 - jaigurudevaom (01/04/2013) [-]
women are naturally like that
women look for resources and strength in men, while men only look for attractiveness (this is dating back to when we were cave-people, women would want a man who was strong enough to fight and look after the children, while a man would want a woman who was good looking)

basically, women have always been bitches
User avatar #50 to #36 - omeglepwner (01/05/2013) [-]
well originally men looked for big hips and boobs because they were good for child raising
#43 to #36 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
Because that's all women have to offer, is sex.
#44 to #43 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
They're good for sewing, cooking, being good looking, taking directions and giving me erections.
#53 to #44 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
Thats what girls are for!!
#60 to #43 - miaandvinny (01/05/2013) [-]
5 minutes later: Why do girls only go for douchebags? I am so nice and caring to girls and they never seem to want me.
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#56 - bigredthunder (01/05/2013) [-]
the women on floor 2.
#28 - amountofalcohol (01/04/2013) [-]
I call ******** , I mean really I sure as hell wouldn't conform with just a girl that loves sex and has money, what if she's dumb or demanding or both? and then she's like really mean and she just screams and yells a lot and has like this awful personality and she's UGLY! No thanks, I call ******** ... or maybe these dudes didn't have standards...
#11 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
Share my interests? Are capable of intellectual thought. Are honest.

This "gender difference" is such ******** and as a man, I wouldn't want a slut for a wife
#12 to #11 - dragonovp (01/04/2013) [-]
having sex with your husband makes you a slut?
#14 to #12 - jeej ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
ey, it said 'they love to have sex', not 'love to have sex with you'.
ey, it said 'they love to have sex', not 'love to have sex with you'.
#61 to #14 - dragonovp (01/05/2013) [-]
ey, it said love to have sex', not 'love to have sex with others'.
you kinda have too asume that if they are in a marrige store they want too get married and thus wont cheat the first secound you get home.
User avatar #62 to #61 - jeej ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Well, it was still the first or the second floor thus you have to assume there are greater offers on the other levels, which indicates the possibility of them on the lower ones to be cheating sluts, since there are people who are fine with that. Like old folks who just wants a piece of dat young ass.
User avatar #10 - shashashadow (01/04/2013) [-]
I know enough men to know that that is a lie.
User avatar #39 - SnugglyWuggly (01/04/2013) [-]
This is totally not true.
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/04/2013) [-]
makes you wonder what 3 4 and 5 are
#3 to #1 - leahndmp (01/04/2013) [-]
Level 3: These women love sex, have money, and will actually spend it not just yours.
Level 4: These women love sex, have money, will spend it, and enjoy video games.
Level 5: These women love sex, have money, will spend it, enjoy video games and don't have connections with their parents (in law's suck)
User avatar #37 to #3 - vileghas (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm missing 'good looking' in every single on... They could all be be honey boo boo's mother for that matter...
#58 to #37 - leahndmp (01/05/2013) [-]
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, we cannot rate our products on appearance, but each floor has a wide selection.
User avatar #8 to #3 - happypancake (01/04/2013) [-]
Or, they have awesome inlaws?
#9 to #8 - leahndmp (01/04/2013) [-]
Level 5.1: These women love sex, have money, will spend it, enjoy video games, and either don't have connections to their parents or in the case of awesome inlaws, have a large inheritance.
User avatar #51 - masterboll (01/05/2013) [-]
this gave me cancer
#46 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
This actually doesn't prove anything.
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