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The Gender Difference

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sells husbands just ' 3 tta 1' r .? r, rallye tsf,., 'ilj.
cheese a
husband, they have
feller the
instructions at the _- aqa-: erc: , yett. . e floor, but:
Be, a weman gees the
Husband Stere find a
husband.
These men have Jobs and
Love Kids
WOW, but I must en!
These men have Jobs, Love
Kids and are extremely good
looking
Oh, marey meli ean hardly
stand it!
These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Good
Looking and help with
Housework.
This is all T ever wanted,
but T must
These men Have Jobs, Love
fids, are Gorgeous,
help with Housework and Have
a Strong Romantic: Streak.
Ess, sra visitor 31, 456, 012 to this
floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to
please.
hank you for shopping at the
Husband Etire. 2
To avoid gender bias
charges, the store* s
owner opens a New Wives
store just across the
street
The same rules apply.
These women love sex
and have money.
Floors 3, a, s, and 6 have never been visited.
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User avatar #6 - ompalomper (01/04/2013) [-]
and then they opened the door to find a bunch of blow-up dolls filled with thousand dollar bills

not one complain has been made
User avatar #40 - mynameisgeorge ONLINE (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Take old, funny joke
>Add rage faces
>????
>Cancer
#4 - ompalomper (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
floor six on the wifes store:

"you have managed to resist the shallow options, you are truly a man. beyond this door lies your one true love that you will, without regret, be able to spend the rest of this life with"

<- pic on the front of the door of the sixth floor
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (01/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
makes you wonder what 3 4 and 5 are
#3 to #1 - leahndmp (01/04/2013) [-]
Level 3: These women love sex, have money, and will actually spend it not just yours.
Level 4: These women love sex, have money, will spend it, and enjoy video games.
Level 5: These women love sex, have money, will spend it, enjoy video games and don't have connections with their parents (in law's suck)
+17
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User avatar #35 - squadmissile (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Always though that this was the male version of the joke:
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.
"Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.
No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.
"Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.
"Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."
On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive.
"Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered.
As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.
" **** me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted.
Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.
When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.
"Who are you?" the man asked.
"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"
User avatar #36 - jaigurudevaom (01/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Actually
women are naturally like that
women look for resources and strength in men, while men only look for attractiveness (this is dating back to when we were cave-people, women would want a man who was strong enough to fight and look after the children, while a man would want a woman who was good looking)

basically, women have always been bitches
#27 - miaandvinny (01/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But the store said that the higher you go, the better your spouse will be. The men would be idiots to not keep going. The girls could love to have sex, just not with you, and they could have 1 penny, it would still be money. You could get a terrible looking, poor, slutty, bitch who spends all your money on food for herself.
+4
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User avatar #25 - sulkboy (01/04/2013) [-]
i think its more human nature rather than the nature of women. it is in human nature that we are geeedy. everyone always wants better. i mean why wouldnt you? im sure almost everyone would get to that top floor and be left with nothing
-8
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User avatar #24 to #23 - RefrainFromTouchin (01/04/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, but if you let the internet get you mad, the terrorists win D:
+3
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#11 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Share my interests? Are capable of intellectual thought. Are honest.

This "gender difference" is such ******** and as a man, I wouldn't want a slut for a wife
#12 to #11 - dragonovp (01/04/2013) [-]
having sex with your husband makes you a slut?
User avatar #2 - joeyliquid ONLINE (01/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Nope. I would go to the top for the pure fact that top have the best products. Quite simple, plus money and sex ain't everything if turns out they love to have sex and gets stds with everyone. =3 So go kill yourself rage faces.
User avatar #5 to #2 - grocer (01/04/2013) [-]
Still snu snu.
#56 - bigredthunder (01/05/2013) [-]
the women on floor 2.
User avatar #39 - SnugglyWuggly (01/04/2013) [-]
This is totally not true.
#28 - amountofalcohol (01/04/2013) [-]
I call ******** , I mean really I sure as hell wouldn't conform with just a girl that loves sex and has money, what if she's dumb or demanding or both? and then she's like really mean and she just screams and yells a lot and has like this awful personality and she's UGLY! No thanks, I call ******** ... or maybe these dudes didn't have standards...
User avatar #16 - daimondemon (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would've stopped at level three. Too afraid of missing out
User avatar #17 to #16 - daimondemon (01/04/2013) [-]
But someone who actually likes you or has similar interests would be much better than some eye candy. . .
User avatar #10 - shashashadow (01/04/2013) [-]
I know enough men to know that that is a lie.
#49 - cometfire (01/05/2013) [-]
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