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Relationships through life

Credit to college humor

Elementary School
Your parents
Mall Santas
Anyone with a better
videogame console than
you have
Members of the opposite
sex
Old ladies who give out
Werther' s Originals on
Halloween
Middle School
Members of the opposite
sex
That tun teacher
Piss Pants Peter
Your parents
High School
That one awesome
teacher
Anyone who will drive
you around
formerly your older
siblings)
Everything
Everyone
Cops
******* Peter
College
Yourself
******* Petey! Likethat
guy
Your friends
Your parents
Ras
formerly hall monitors)
The people who were
your friends during
orientation week
Adulthood
The fictionalized
memories of your
college friends
Your spouse
TV shows about oops
Bands your kids listen to
Your
formerly your true love)
Old Age
The nursing home
employee who gives you
extra Werther' s Originals
Anyone who will eat
dinner with you
Youth s
All bands
The lunch lady who
gives you extra cookies
Policemen
Like
Peter from next door
Dislike
Your older siblings
HATE
Doctors
Malls
Like
Anyone who listens to
that band you like
Dislike
Hall monitors
HATE
You rself
Like
Dislike
Ugh.
HATE
All popular bands
Your true love
Like
Anyone who will eat
dinner with you
Dislike
Your high school friends
HATE
Your ex
formerly that one
awesome teacher)
Bands that were popular
when you were in high
school
Like
Peter and Marsha from
next door
Dislike
Anyone who can afford
to buy better
videogames tor their
kids
HATE
Mall Santas
Sam Watertown
Like
Doctors
Dislike
People of other
ethnicities
HATE
Your kids
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Submitted: 01/03/2013
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#64 - ganjalf (01/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Did Peter died?
User avatar #11 - EmmyGee (01/04/2013) [-]
We saw Peter go through his life with a stranger's eyes. Stranger liked Peter when he was a young boy-- thought he was an interesting fellow. That one time when poor Peter pissed his pants when a bullet was fired in his classroom made everybody bully him. Stranger even joined in on the fun. Peter suddenly hated everybody's guts and acted like a douche in middle school and high school, which kept him friendless. Anybody who wanted to be "somebody" ignored "Piss Pants Peter". But then, when he got into college, he became funny, smart, athletic, and polite. Everybody loved to get his attention, even Stranger! Stranger then found out that Peter lost his parents and younger sister in a car accident. He knew that they had regrets, so he wanted to live his life to the fullest... Adulthood came along and Stranger continued to be friends with Peter. He got married to a lovely woman, Marsha. Everything was going well for Peter! But then, on one fateful evening, two days after Peter turned 70, he died because of a stroke. Stranger was sad, continued to move on, Peter's death slowly leaving his mind...
User avatar #10 - icameheretotroll (01/03/2013) [-]
Do you hate ******* peter, as in having sex with peter
or do you hate ******* peter, that ************* cuntlicking asshole
User avatar #58 - dickbewt (01/04/2013) [+] (15 replies)
**** you.
I LOVE Werther's Originals. That buttery, caramelly flavour. **** . I need new underwear.
#37 - lollyholly (01/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Excuse me but why would you hate the person who gives you Werthers.
User avatar #32 - ryanmck (01/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sorry but Werthers Originals are ****** amazing. Even at 18 I love them.
User avatar #6 - WillyMyAss (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
where did peter go at old age? did he die?
User avatar #9 to #6 - Cookiez (01/03/2013) [-]
Peter is kill.

No.
User avatar #95 - potterfan (01/04/2013) [-]
Peter always had suicidal thoughts. It started at middle school when he pissed his pants when all the toilets were taken and every one turned against him.
That depression grown as he moved onto high school. His childhood friend started to go along with the crowd and hated him more then ever.
Everything got better at collage though. He learnt to become the class clown and got his friend back, putting everything behind them.
In the last years of collage Peter met his true love Marsha. He proposed to her on the graduation stage with a song from his heart and his best friend at his side. All through Peters life he has been there. They even lived next door.
Young Peter had to leave some day. He know that staying on the earth during his childhood was his best idea (other then his choice between Marsha and the slut Sarah) but everything has to end. Young Peter (only the age of 87) had 3 children that he had to raise by himself after Marsha died of cancer at age 36.They are the only thing keeping him alive.He couldn't hold on any more, he had to let the pain go. Peter went to visit his old friend at the home to tell him his plan. Oh how he protested but he could never stop Peter.
On February 8th Peter finally let go. He left his friend, he left his family. He finally met up with Marsha after many years.
User avatar #97 - Noah (01/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I kind of like Werther's Originals...
User avatar #91 - Crusader (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I guess Old People forgot about Pete.
User avatar #92 to #91 - volleys (01/04/2013) [-]
Pete's ******* dead. Bladder infection. Poor bastard didn't have a good seal.
#29 - dof (01/04/2013) [+] (12 replies)
mfw "hate: yourself"
User avatar #21 - laky (01/04/2013) [-]
Wait, so while you're in college, your "one awesome teacher you had in highschool" is your ex? OP was molested?
#102 - iloveriseagainst (01/04/2013) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but I ******* love these saucy bastards
#47 - reigndrac (01/04/2013) [-]
But... But I love myself...
User avatar #94 - garrettjacobsen (01/04/2013) [-]
******* Peter, man.
I ******* hate Peter.
Oh Peter, why can't you be the man I love?
User avatar #30 - MakiChan (01/04/2013) [-]
i seriously just popped a werthers in my mouth as i scrolled down and saw that part lol.
#93 - littlesoldierboy (01/04/2013) [-]
Kind of related
#8 - anonymous (01/03/2013) [-]
i ******* LOVE werther's
User avatar #1 - chrolt ONLINE (01/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I lol'led at the werther's one. Me and my friends have this injoke where, if you say something slightly pedo like "that 14 year old girl has a really nice ass" we describe this as being a little werthers.

If you don't know why you owe it to yourself to check out the original werthers commercial. Maybe i just have a really twisted mind but it just seems so wrong.

Link:
https:// www. youtube com/watch ?v=byEmdbLo1PA
#7 to #1 - lollytool (01/03/2013) [-]
I think it's a little bit of both.
User avatar #57 - ooooooooooo (01/04/2013) [-]
**** you Werther's Originals are delicious
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