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Relationships through life

Relationships through life. Credit to college humor. Elementary School Your parents Mall Santas Anyone with a better videogame console than you have Members of

Credit to college humor

Elementary School
Your parents
Mall Santas
Anyone with a better
videogame console than
you have
Members of the opposite
Old ladies who give out
Werther' s Originals on
Middle School
Members of the opposite
That tun teacher
Piss Pants Peter
Your parents
High School
That one awesome
Anyone who will drive
you around
formerly your older
******* Peter
******* Petey! Likethat
Your friends
Your parents
formerly hall monitors)
The people who were
your friends during
orientation week
The fictionalized
memories of your
college friends
Your spouse
TV shows about oops
Bands your kids listen to
formerly your true love)
Old Age
The nursing home
employee who gives you
extra Werther' s Originals
Anyone who will eat
dinner with you
Youth s
All bands
The lunch lady who
gives you extra cookies
Peter from next door
Your older siblings
Anyone who listens to
that band you like
Hall monitors
You rself
All popular bands
Your true love
Anyone who will eat
dinner with you
Your high school friends
Your ex
formerly that one
awesome teacher)
Bands that were popular
when you were in high
Peter and Marsha from
next door
Anyone who can afford
to buy better
videogames tor their
Mall Santas
Sam Watertown
People of other
Your kids
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#64 - ganjalf (01/04/2013) [-]
Did Peter died?
User avatar #75 to #64 - snickerstheif (01/04/2013) [-]
#77 to #75 - zilver (01/04/2013) [-]
This is how he died
User avatar #84 to #64 - hankeypankey (01/04/2013) [-]
Sam Waterson must be Peter's son then.
User avatar #11 - EmmyGee (01/04/2013) [-]
We saw Peter go through his life with a stranger's eyes. Stranger liked Peter when he was a young boy-- thought he was an interesting fellow. That one time when poor Peter pissed his pants when a bullet was fired in his classroom made everybody bully him. Stranger even joined in on the fun. Peter suddenly hated everybody's guts and acted like a douche in middle school and high school, which kept him friendless. Anybody who wanted to be "somebody" ignored "Piss Pants Peter". But then, when he got into college, he became funny, smart, athletic, and polite. Everybody loved to get his attention, even Stranger! Stranger then found out that Peter lost his parents and younger sister in a car accident. He knew that they had regrets, so he wanted to live his life to the fullest... Adulthood came along and Stranger continued to be friends with Peter. He got married to a lovely woman, Marsha. Everything was going well for Peter! But then, on one fateful evening, two days after Peter turned 70, he died because of a stroke. Stranger was sad, continued to move on, Peter's death slowly leaving his mind...
User avatar #10 - icameheretotroll (01/03/2013) [-]
Do you hate ******* peter, as in having sex with peter
or do you hate ******* peter, that ************* cuntlicking asshole
#37 - lollyholly (01/04/2013) [-]
Excuse me but why would you hate the person who gives you Werthers.
User avatar #40 to #37 - theonlyjero (01/04/2013) [-]
Werthers Original are the **** , they are awesome.
User avatar #95 - potterfan (01/04/2013) [-]
Peter always had suicidal thoughts. It started at middle school when he pissed his pants when all the toilets were taken and every one turned against him.
That depression grown as he moved onto high school. His childhood friend started to go along with the crowd and hated him more then ever.
Everything got better at collage though. He learnt to become the class clown and got his friend back, putting everything behind them.
In the last years of collage Peter met his true love Marsha. He proposed to her on the graduation stage with a song from his heart and his best friend at his side. All through Peters life he has been there. They even lived next door.
Young Peter had to leave some day. He know that staying on the earth during his childhood was his best idea (other then his choice between Marsha and the slut Sarah) but everything has to end. Young Peter (only the age of 87) had 3 children that he had to raise by himself after Marsha died of cancer at age 36.They are the only thing keeping him alive.He couldn't hold on any more, he had to let the pain go. Peter went to visit his old friend at the home to tell him his plan. Oh how he protested but he could never stop Peter.
On February 8th Peter finally let go. He left his friend, he left his family. He finally met up with Marsha after many years.
User avatar #58 - dickbewt (01/04/2013) [-]
**** you.
I LOVE Werther's Originals. That buttery, caramelly flavour. **** . I need new underwear.
User avatar #59 to #58 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-]
You know, people usually put them in their mouth, not ass and dick
User avatar #60 to #59 - dickbewt (01/04/2013) [-]
I was implying I need new underwear, as I came from how amazing they are.
Or I can put them up my butt.
Your choice.
User avatar #61 to #60 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-]
It's MY choice if you put them up YOUR butt?
#62 to #61 - dickbewt (01/04/2013) [-]
#63 to #62 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-]
I know
You should put them up someone else's butt
I prefer a family member
User avatar #65 to #63 - dickbewt (01/04/2013) [-]
My best friends?
He's into that **** .
No pun intended.
#66 to #65 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-]
Do it
And take pictures
Or a video
User avatar #67 to #66 - dickbewt (01/04/2013) [-]
Challenge accepted.
#68 to #67 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting
#69 to #68 - dickbewt (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh god..
Would an image of me, with said Werthers originals on my face suffice?
Pic. unrelated.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-]
Depends on the amount
And they have to be sticky, a.k.a... They have to have been inside your mouth a little while first...
User avatar #72 to #70 - dickbewt (01/04/2013) [-]
I was going to photoshop (MSPaint) them on my face.
#71 to #70 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-]
Can you do it?
User avatar #73 to #71 - dickbewt (01/04/2013) [-]
Can I photoshop them onto my face?
#76 to #73 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #97 - Noah (01/04/2013) [-]
I kind of like Werther's Originals...
User avatar #98 to #97 - thunderkrux (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah man, they're ******* awesome.
User avatar #101 to #99 - thunderkrux (01/04/2013) [-]
They're not the same if you buy them yourself though. They have to be that small jewel you get everytime you go to your grandparents or when you are at a boring interview and they're just sitting there taunting you, you want to say something but you don't want to be rude and interrupt, so you just stare at them longingly, and in your head you can hear them singing, "Hello..... is it me your looking for?"
User avatar #32 - ryanmck (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but Werthers Originals are ****** amazing. Even at 18 I love them.
#43 to #32 - dementos (01/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 to #32 - szymonf (01/04/2013) [-]
and seconded.
#29 - dof (01/04/2013) [-]
mfw "hate: yourself"
User avatar #31 to #29 - satrenkotheone (01/04/2013) [-]
I can seriously not think of a person I hate more than myself.
User avatar #45 to #31 - reigndrac (01/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - satrenkotheone (01/04/2013) [-]
Why would I hate him?
#53 to #50 - reigndrac (01/04/2013) [-]
I feel really, really stupid, because I tried to click that like 3 times before I realized it was just an image.
User avatar #49 to #48 - satrenkotheone (01/04/2013) [-]
What? I have no reason at all to hate him. He never did me anything and my country was just subjugated by the Jerries during the war.

Please explain why I should hate him.
#51 to #49 - reigndrac (01/04/2013) [-]
Hm. Ok. Well, it's true he didn't hurt you personally, but let's apply a certainly philosophy I like to live by here that was also used during WWII.
"First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.

Then they came for the socialists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.

Then they came for the jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.

Then they came for the catholics,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a catholic.

Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me."

In other words, people survive by a series of symbiotic relationships. Even putting all scraps of emotional attachment aside, look at everything in the room around you. Look at your computer, look at your keyboard, look at the building you are in. These things, more than likely, were not built 100% by you. If we as a species are to survive, then we should try to maintain a sense of balance with one another since we advance to a much higher level by doing so than depending solely on ourselves. That way, you can go to college or pursue a career in a certain field you like, while people continue to make things like the computer you are using and we continue to do this with the knowledge that we have the freedom and resources to do so. While the world is never in peace, per se, we are not so far in turmoil that everyone must be creating weapons or packing food or training in the military and we are allowed some leisure. Short version, if we as a species are to survive in the way we are currently accustomed, we must have peace of mind that when someone like Hitler comes along, even if he doesn't directly threaten us, we can depend on others to push him out of power and restore relative balance.
Of course, it's all relative to the way an individual views the world, but that's just my take on it.
User avatar #52 to #51 - satrenkotheone (01/04/2013) [-]
Yea and I won't say you're wrong. But I care little for my own existence or that of others.
User avatar #54 to #52 - reigndrac (01/04/2013) [-]
But then how can you say you hate yourself if you don't care?
User avatar #55 to #54 - satrenkotheone (01/04/2013) [-]
Well it's a complicated situation.
User avatar #56 to #55 - reigndrac (01/04/2013) [-]
Ok. Well, to be honest, I don't know whether or not you're being serious or whether or not you genuinely feel this way, (I'm not saying you do, but you also have to consider that from my point of view, people make up **** on the internet all the time for seemingly no reason.) I also don't know what your situation is or what makes you feel that way, and quite frankly, it's not my place to pry. But just let me say this; don't do anything stupid. Forcing yourself to consider things from someone else's point of view can really do a lot to help, no matter what the circumstance, whether it is trying to get others to like you or trying to like yourself.
User avatar #21 - laky (01/04/2013) [-]
Wait, so while you're in college, your "one awesome teacher you had in highschool" is your ex? OP was molested?
User avatar #6 - WillyMyAss (01/03/2013) [-]
where did peter go at old age? did he die?
User avatar #9 to #6 - Cookiez (01/03/2013) [-]
Peter is kill.

#102 - iloveriseagainst (01/04/2013) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but I ******* love these saucy bastards
#47 - reigndrac (01/04/2013) [-]
But... But I love myself...
User avatar #94 - garrettjacobsen (01/04/2013) [-]
******* Peter, man.
I ******* hate Peter.
Oh Peter, why can't you be the man I love?
User avatar #91 - Crusader (01/04/2013) [-]
I guess Old People forgot about Pete.
User avatar #92 to #91 - volleys (01/04/2013) [-]
Pete's ******* dead. Bladder infection. Poor bastard didn't have a good seal.
User avatar #30 - MakiChan (01/04/2013) [-]
i seriously just popped a werthers in my mouth as i scrolled down and saw that part lol.
#93 - littlesoldierboy (01/04/2013) [-]
Kind of related
#8 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
i ******* LOVE werther's
#12 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
this was obviously made for females. except peter. we all love peter.
peter get your sexy ass over here
#103 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
****** Peter
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