Contractions. . mama: i just realized that "never" is a contraction of "not ever" and "blush" is a contraction of blood rush" also "studying" is a contraction o contractions
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Contractions

mama:
i just realized that "never" is a
contraction of "not ever"
and "blush" is a contraction of
blood rush"
also "studying" is a contraction of
student dying"
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#5 - honestchap (01/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
They're blends, not contractions.
#25 - maddboiy (01/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
and pooping is a contraction of my anus
User avatar #8 - tomhefailin (01/04/2013) [+] (11 replies)
why don't we say smart **** like that on our website?
#17 to #12 - timmyrustler (01/04/2013) [-]
I can only assume grape is a contraction of gang rape.
#38 - spectralbanshee (01/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Or in my case 'Stud dying'
#52 - charitar (01/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Won't is a contraction of woll and not.
User avatar #3 - zenbass (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Heck" is hell and **** .
User avatar #50 - nadastress (01/04/2013) [-]
O + P = Faggot

Mind blown
#59 - limeliight (01/04/2013) [-]
also "orgasm" is a contraction of "organism spasm".
User avatar #48 - badgerclan (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
maybe= may+be
understand= wait, what?
#29 - poutinesalad (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When girls are lookin` at me, it`s actually a contraction of stud-eyeing
When girls are lookin` at me, it`s actually a contraction of stud-eyeing
#71 - dafuqman (01/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
mfw i am taking a semester off.
mfw i am taking a semester off.
#77 to #75 - dafuqman (01/04/2013) [-]
It's very normal for people to take off a semester to pay off loans and figure out wtf they're doing. You don't know me. YOU DON"T KNOW MY LIFE! DO YOU EVEN LIFT, FAGGOT!?
#20 - phanact (01/04/2013) [-]
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#44 - qjmihuia (01/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#55 to #44 - zakaizer (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh good God above....
Oh good God above....
User avatar #4 - coincoincoin (01/03/2013) [-]
Brunch = breakfast + lunch
User avatar #37 - mettih (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And neither is not either
User avatar #81 - jewsburninindaoven (01/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Contraction is a combination of two words by subtracting letters and adding an apostrophe. Those words are portmanteaus.
User avatar #1 - dabronydude (01/03/2013) [-]
i srsly never thought of that blush one...wow
User avatar #73 - alexwise (01/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
omg LOL... thumb
#93 to #73 - karnax (01/04/2013) [-]
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#56 - beeradthelaw (01/04/2013) [-]
MFW
User avatar #49 - thatsimple (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Also, smog = smoke + fog
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