Instinct. only human. about an hour ago via mobile it I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party"... when you hear on was counting down from ten
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#40 - pepemex (01/04/2013) [-]
#7 - mookiez (01/04/2013) [-]
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Can't a bro pardy?

Someone should make a parody of the fresh prince of bal-air song. with this image.
#189 to #7 - trolltyler (01/04/2013) [-]
and this one.
#229 to #189 - nyehsquidward (01/04/2013) [-]
In a muggle neighborhood, born and raised
winning Lilly was where I spent most of my days
Charming hard, hiding, and calling her a witch
When someday I got to 'Warts. (It's the best I could do)
When out of class I was with Lilly
There was one stupid guy who cursed me on the hip
and said: "I'm going to give your son a hard time"

That probably sucked.
User avatar #47 to #7 - fredthemilkman (01/04/2013) [-]
Taken from a friend's Steam profile:

In west Afghanistan born and´╗┐ raised
In poverty is how I spent most of my days
Building an infrastructure with Russian funds
Whilst the tribal system started to fill up with modern guns
When a couple of Yanks who were up to no good
Trained and funded Mujahs in my neighbourhood
The Soviets left and Bin Laden got mad
And said "you're moving to America to commit Jihad
#9 to #7 - monkeyheadbsc (01/04/2013) [-]
In west middle east, born and raised
In a mosque was where I spent most of my days
Learnin' hard, working, praying all day
When someday I got to visit USA
When on new years eve I was with a big crowd
the countdown was shout by everyone loud
there was one stupid guy who hit me on the chin
and said: "you hear an arab counting down, your instict kicks in"

dun dun duuun dun
#103 to #9 - churrundo (01/04/2013) [-]
"West Middle East"
"West Middle East"
#10 to #9 - lunarlizzy (01/04/2013) [-]
that was beautiful.
that was beautiful.
#145 to #9 - torkildsen (01/04/2013) [-]
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#56 to #9 - perronfan (01/04/2013) [-]
OP....I...I love you
#71 to #9 - satexas (01/04/2013) [-]
That was goddamn amazing.
That was goddamn amazing.
#41 to #9 - theturtletorres (01/04/2013) [-]
"In west middle east" what?? haha loved it.
#19 to #9 - tubbymeatball (01/04/2013) [-]
That was absolutely amazing.
#128 to #19 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
no not really amazing ******
#230 to #9 - peanutsaurusrex (01/04/2013) [-]
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God damn that was a good one.
#222 to #9 - royrogersmcfreely (01/04/2013) [-]
that was magnificent!!
#28 to #9 - mookiez (01/04/2013) [-]
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Dude, ******* amazing.
#225 to #9 - rollmania (01/04/2013) [-]
Amazing work.
#223 to #9 - camerel (01/04/2013) [-]
by god that was briliant
by god that was briliant
#16 to #9 - griphun (01/04/2013) [-]
See you at the top.
+10
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#241 to #9 - chosenonex ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
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#240 to #9 - abcdxyz (01/04/2013) [-]
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#113 to #9 - melwach (01/04/2013) [-]
Awesome work, dude.
Awesome work, dude.
User avatar #13 to #9 - huzibizi (01/04/2013) [-]
i ******* love you
#45 to #9 - plehhbloops (01/04/2013) [-]
That'll do.
#233 to #9 - applejackhf ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
That was beautiful
That was beautiful
#231 to #9 - kilroyxx (01/04/2013) [-]
Glorious.
#182 to #9 - wynzair (01/04/2013) [-]
Gj
Gj
#27 to #9 - jbanana (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #236 to #9 - Dap (01/04/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the taylor swift/orange song haha.. nice work dude
#234 to #9 - Mozzak (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #209 to #9 - imabser (01/04/2013) [-]
Amazing.
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User avatar #235 to #9 - fitchy (01/04/2013) [-]
this is from someones story I saw on here...pretty sure...
#138 to #9 - myturtlequeefs (01/04/2013) [-]
well done good sir.   
   
a gif and thumb for you c:
well done good sir.

a gif and thumb for you c:
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#54 to #11 - DJFatcat (01/04/2013) [-]
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#63 to #54 - wyrddarcnyzz (01/04/2013) [-]
Can I get the source for that please? I want to know what drew such a reaction from him. Have some dangly parts in return.
#77 - phanact (01/04/2013) [-]
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#192 - ShockedNazi (01/04/2013) [-]
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#121 - stijnverheye (01/04/2013) [-]
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#187 - foreman (01/04/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #207 to #187 - owmyballsack (01/04/2013) [-]
mother ****** is taunting us!
User avatar #214 to #187 - ryanon (01/04/2013) [-]
He's saying "kiss me, kiss me".
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#8 - rudianos (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #148 to #8 - bateking (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh Allah Four Lions was hit-larious
User avatar #20 to #8 - giljo (01/04/2013) [-]
look at he white guys face on the right... he is ******** bricks
#4 - agentmoleman (01/03/2013) [-]
hfw..
#6 to #4 - getoffit (01/03/2013) [-]
**getoffit rolled a random image posted in comment #2370237 at FJ RPG ** mfw hfw
User avatar #50 to #6 - nopenotme (01/04/2013) [-]
Rolled a roll image....
#55 - perronfan (01/04/2013) [-]
**** YOU
#57 to #55 - perronfan (01/04/2013) [-]
get red thumb on trying to show love...mfw
get red thumb on trying to show love...mfw
#108 - fredeminator (01/04/2013) [-]
I wish my new years hat was this nice


HAPPY NEw YEAR ALLAH AHKBAR
User avatar #144 to #108 - dexorcitor (01/04/2013) [-]
Your "w" is awkward
#112 to #108 - renifer (01/04/2013) [-]
.... ******* is on his head?
User avatar #118 to #112 - fredeminator (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah he has taped bread to his head.
The photo was taken during the riots against Hosni Mubarak in Cairo in 2011.

I think he has done it on order to prevent himself from getting injured by the rocks and stuff people were throwing.
User avatar #120 to #118 - mrbuzzard (01/04/2013) [-]
Surely the turban would've done the job.
#131 to #120 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
Arabs don't wear turbans, arabs wear keffiyahs.

Sikh wear turbans.
User avatar #152 to #131 - mrbuzzard (01/04/2013) [-]
Ah, apologies. Thank you for educating me anon.
#23 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
God I love being the kid who gets hit with terrorist jokes. Mainly just because I can show up to any place and be able to say I'm the bomb.
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#110 to #95 - threeofdiamonds (01/04/2013) [-]
as relevant as i can find
#99 to #95 - pornoranger (01/04/2013) [-]
dat username
#100 to #95 - fecal (01/04/2013) [-]
Thumbed for username
Thumbed for username
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