Eskimos 1 : Butthurt 0. . hell? Priest: No: not if you did not know. Eskimo: Then why did you tell me’. LOLOL PRIESTS ARE BIGGEST trollS
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Eskimos 1 : Butthurt 0

Priest: No: not if you did not know.
Eskimo: Then why did you tell me’
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Submitted: 01/03/2013
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#3 - dederplaol (01/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
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#209 - bahh (01/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**bahh rolls 6** 9
#98 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Make a religion they said..

We won't mess it up they said..
User avatar #177 - Cambro (01/04/2013) [+] (19 replies)
This is actually a very relevant and powerful question that must be considered to me (a Christian).

The answer is fascinating. It is correct that if someone is ignorant of the faith that they cannot go to hell. Why, then, would God ever require evangelism? Here is where people should do the next step of thinking and reason why a God would do this instead of just saying it discounts God.

The answer is this: Christianity is not about getting to heaven or hell. Christianity is about helping and correcting our crooked world that we live in right now through love. Christianity is humankind working side by side with God in the creation process to form a loving society that generates God's will in near perfection. Christianity is harmony between God and humankind in a free relationship. Once someone achieves this harmony, they wish to give it to others. Heaven and hell is irrelevant, the Christian God is about changing human hearts right here in this earth. Do not forget that Jesus said the Kingdom of God is now. The Kingdom of God had begun at Christ's resurrection, heaven is the eternal continuation of that goal.
#246 - inbardo (01/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#132 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Studies have shown that mexican genetics can allow them to teleport. Notice their sunburn. The number one sign of time travel.

#54 - grimmwaters (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#27 - Strike (01/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Its said that the end will not come until the gospel is told to the whole world, so everyone who has the knowledge of right and wrong will have a chance to accept Jesus. Its up to them if the accept or decline salvation.
User avatar #38 to #27 - cyanidesandvich (01/04/2013) [-]
so basically, Christians are trying to eradicate humans from earth?
By Science! they're most evil organization ever conceived.
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#135 - moustachefingers (01/04/2013) [-]
Cool story eskibro.
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User avatar #122 to #108 - myuu (01/04/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#163 - jumpinjohosefat (01/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#61 - foreman (01/04/2013) [-]
you dun ****** up now you have a call to answer.
#63 - konradkurze (01/04/2013) [+] (13 replies)
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Forget your false faiths, they lead you to damnation

embrace Chaos as the truth and seek unity in the pantheon of the Dark Gods

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#18 to #14 - neoexdeath (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, the original bible was supposed to be "Just don't be a dick to people" but then they started asking all these retarded questions, so I tried to clarify and...yeah, around the time that Leviticus ****** showed up, I'd basically just phoned it in.
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