Will do.... . BEFORE YOU KISS A GIRL; Grab her waist Pull her close to yaw body Look into her eyes Whisper in her ear "Ravioli Ravioli give me the Beat the out

Will do...

BEFORE YOU KISS A GIRL;
Grab her waist
Pull her close to yaw body
Look into her eyes
Whisper in her ear "Ravioli Ravioli give me the
Beat the **** out of her
**** her brains out
Then sacrifice her to the DARK LURE!!!
itll, drive her wary, i)' '
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Submitted: 01/03/2013
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#20 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#14 - zanxoo ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
#23 - ickutt (01/04/2013) [-]
#30 - ohemgeezus (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
-grab her waist
-pull her closer to your body
-look into her eyes
-look at her lips while biting yours(lol gay)
-look back at her eyes again
-grab her face gently
-then slowly lean in and whisper, "Omelette du fromage"
#16 - bminous (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#40 - xXMAQXx (01/04/2013) [-]
fixed
#9 - nakedclothes (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
first laugh on fj today
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#22 - deathrinder (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#13 - xbuyz (01/04/2013) [-]
god dammit, i lost it at ravioli
#25 - ilikecheerios (01/04/2013) [-]
My boyfriend used this on me. Flawless. Had to change my pants. Do recommend.
#26 - augustusxxiv (01/04/2013) [-]
I won't do the last three, but I'll definitely use the Spongebob "Ravioli" bit. Oh god, the laughs I'll have from that.
I won't do the last three, but I'll definitely use the Spongebob "Ravioli" bit. Oh god, the laughs I'll have from that.
#39 - greven ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
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#34 - whycanticaps (01/04/2013) [-]
By the Holy Emperor and the power granted to me by The Ordo Hereticus, I declare HERESY!!!!!!!!
User avatar #6 - yourdadsdad (01/03/2013) [-]
I actually laughed.
User avatar #41 - mydogizmexican (01/04/2013) [-]
It could have stopped at the whisper part and would've been perfect.
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