Really Bad Analogies Written
by High School Students
l. Her eyes were like twp brawn circles wrth big black dats in the center.
3. Her face was a perfect rival, like a circle that had its we sides gently
A. Fram the attic came an unearthly howl. The whale scene had an eerie, surreal
quality, like when yuu' re en vacating in anuther city and Jeopardy comes on at
T-. 00 pm- instead of 7: 30.
s. jaw and Mary had never met. They were like mu hummingbirds whim had aha
5. She had a deep, thruway, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
7. The ballerina ruse gracefully en paired and extended tine slender leg behind
her, like a dag at a fire hydrant.
E- He was as lame as a duck: Not the metaphorical lame duck, wither, but a real
duck that was actually lame. Maybe ham stepping an a land mine in
I Her was as bad as, like, whatever-
ID. She grew en him like she was a culdnt pf E. juliand he was ream-
The revelation that his marriage 30 years had disintegrated because " his
wife' s infidelity came as a rude shtick, like a surcharge at a formerly
surch mg eehee ATM.
Ti?. The lamppost sat there, like an inanimate object