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User avatar #88 - zatu (01/03/2013) [-]
How big is satan's dick?
User avatar #102 to #88 - ScorpionMKman (01/03/2013) [-]
No Mystery, it's 16.5 Inches
User avatar #104 to #102 - zatu (01/03/2013) [-]
6.66 I heard
User avatar #111 to #104 - heartlessrobot (01/03/2013) [-]
666 inches, actually.
#105 to #88 - Fagdust (01/03/2013) [-]
Well, I don't mean to brag...

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User avatar #108 to #88 - Tyranitar (01/03/2013) [-]
Look up the final boss fight of Dante's Inferno
#81 - theugandanhero (01/03/2013) [-]
>Essay    
>Short Story    
Pick one.
>Essay
>Short Story
Pick one.
#90 - thexxtalonxx (01/03/2013) [-]
You guys want to know what the best thing growing up in and living in Texas most of your life? You know what ******** smells like.
User avatar #30 to #24 - epsilonism (01/03/2013) [-]
Thanks for that, had a worse version that seemed like it was done in paint. Thumb for you!
#46 to #24 - foreman (01/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3 - codyxvasco (01/03/2013) [-]
Similar:

For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.
User avatar #32 to #3 - bladebites (01/03/2013) [-]
I love that one. There was a similar one;
"World ends. News at eleven."
I wish I could remember the names of the people who wrote them.
#115 to #32 - jakeattack (01/03/2013) [-]
not sure about the one you just said but the baby shoes is by Ernest Hemingway!
User avatar #165 to #115 - bladebites (01/04/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#89 to #3 - mikehawks (01/03/2013) [-]
the shortest scary story ever: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door
User avatar #100 to #89 - codyxvasco (01/03/2013) [-]
I never found this one scary, instead I find it more uplifting.
#4 to #3 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
Mine was about a baby born with no feet
#5 to #3 - skybluetroll (01/03/2013) [-]
For Sale:

WWII French Rifle, never shot, dropped once.
User avatar #6 to #5 - zeropro (01/03/2013) [-]
For Sale:
Parachute, only used once, never opened, minor stains.
User avatar #22 to #6 - zeroxnight (01/03/2013) [-]
you don't need a working parachute to go skydiving the first time. you only need one to be able to go twice
User avatar #17 to #6 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
For sale:
Condom, never used, been in wallet long time.
User avatar #109 to #17 - codyxvasco (01/03/2013) [-]
Quote: Every teenager on FJ.
#118 to #109 - atma (01/03/2013) [-]
yeah   
haha   
only the teenagers   
those nerds
yeah
haha
only the teenagers
those nerds
-18
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User avatar #11 to #10 - graphenz (01/03/2013) [-]
sexually.
#15 to #11 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
thats a sexual reference
#114 to #10 - jakeattack (01/03/2013) [-]
You aren't too bright are you?
User avatar #18 to #10 - Bruda ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
If you wear it it's technically used.
#140 to #5 - adamks (01/03/2013) [-]
Is this like the fourth time this comment has been on frontpage?
User avatar #28 - cryingchicken (01/03/2013) [-]
even shorter story:
who ****** god?
User avatar #37 to #28 - Gonnafly ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Or you could put it in order:
God ****** who?
User avatar #41 to #37 - certifiedidiot (01/03/2013) [-]
Some slut called Mary about two thousand years ago aparantly
#42 to #37 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
I believe in that form it would be whom
#19 - phanact (01/03/2013) [-]
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>Writing essays
#130 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
The shortest one:

Who ****** jesus?
#137 to #130 - GDamn (01/03/2013) [-]
Even shorter:

Jesus ***** ?
User avatar #82 - emptysuperman (01/03/2013) [-]
"Are you there God? It's me, Sexuality."
User avatar #14 - gammajk ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Same thing, but criteria:
1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Racism
4) Homophobia

"Oh my god" said the Queen, "That ****** is a queer!"
User avatar #20 to #14 - bronybox ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Change royalty to hierarchy, because "royalty" is not a point of philosophical debate.
User avatar #128 - sirdoofus (01/03/2013) [-]
I've got a shorter one

"Jesus is sexy but why?"
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery
(4) less words
User avatar #148 to #128 - luckyspirit (01/03/2013) [-]
Anon beat you.
User avatar #93 to #79 - ilickassholes (01/03/2013) [-]
God Daehyun is hot *.*
User avatar #1 - mynameisnotmike (01/02/2013) [-]
I ******* wish it was that easy.
#119 - futtef (01/03/2013) [-]
I bet I can do it with just two words.

Jesus menstruates.

1. Jesus
2. Menstruation
3. wat
#146 to #119 - futt (01/03/2013) [-]
your name.
#162 to #146 - futtef (01/03/2013) [-]
YOUR name. <3
#13 - urghseventysix (01/03/2013) [-]
Does Muhammad have tits?
Does Muhammad have tits?
#48 to #13 - masterboll (01/03/2013) [-]
just checked

i have nipples, but no tits
#25 to #13 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
did Jesus die a virgin?
did Jesus die a virgin?
#33 to #25 - montybalboa (01/03/2013) [-]
Who impregnated Mary?
#47 to #33 - dingbox (01/03/2013) [-]
Holy **** , where's my penis?
#55 to #47 - lawlfailwinepic (01/03/2013) [-]
<- Somewhat relevant.h
#110 - moustachefingers (01/03/2013) [-]
God ******* why?


Get on my level you serfs.
User avatar #112 to #110 - HarvietheDinkle (01/03/2013) [-]
God ****** ?

Now try for 1.
#68 - creosote (01/03/2013) [-]
Except colleges don't give A+'s.. Ever. They don't even do that for high school.
Except colleges don't give A+'s.. Ever. They don't even do that for high school.
User avatar #86 to #68 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Eh, at my High School, we get percentages, not letters. Anything above a 90% is an A+ though, and I've gotten a few and seen many more from friends.
#69 to #68 - bdub (01/03/2013) [-]
High schools definitely give out A+'s. Maybe not often but they do.
User avatar #70 to #69 - creosote (01/03/2013) [-]
Seriously? I never even got them as a seventh grader. And I often scored over 100% on assignments. Hell, I've gotten over 100% for an entire class... A
#72 to #70 - bdub (01/03/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you live in the U.S. because you said "College" so which part?
User avatar #73 to #72 - creosote (01/03/2013) [-]
I live in Washington.
#74 to #73 - bdub (01/03/2013) [-]
Is it raining?
#75 to #74 - creosote (01/03/2013) [-]
I 			*******		 wish it was! It was snowing the other day, and so now the key hole to my truck is frozen so I had to ditch it at school to come home.
I ******* wish it was! It was snowing the other day, and so now the key hole to my truck is frozen so I had to ditch it at school to come home.
#77 to #75 - bdub (01/03/2013) [-]
GET'EM!!!!
#78 to #77 - creosote (01/03/2013) [-]
You sicken me.
You sicken me.
#76 to #75 - bdub (01/03/2013) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE NOT GONNA BURN DOWN MY HOUSE!!!!
#127 - MrMeatStick (01/03/2013) [-]
But that's not a story..
But that's not a story..
#142 to #127 - pebar (01/03/2013) [-]
Sure it is. It's got plot, character development, and it even leaves plenty of room for a sequel.
#151 to #142 - CanadianNuts (01/03/2013) [-]
mfw reaction pic
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