Writing good. Source: . 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They' re old hat. A. Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 5. Be more or less specific. 8. Don' t be redu How to Write Good hypocrite Alliteration Rhetorical Question
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Writing good

3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They' re old
hat.
A. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
5. Be more or less specific.
8. Don' t be redundant; don' t use were words
We highly superfluous.
9. Who needs rhetorical chrestions?
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User avatar #19 - vladhellsing (01/03/2013) [-]
Don't never use double negatives.
#10 - AwesomeSausage (01/03/2013) [-]
Here it is in digital form.
User avatar #7 - robotvoice (01/03/2013) [-]
i read to the seventh mark before i had realized that they're all examples....
#30 - yukarma (01/03/2013) [-]
*Goodly
*Goodly
User avatar #39 to #30 - arcanezero (01/03/2013) [-]
better*
#12 - advicedude (01/03/2013) [-]
>How to write good   
>good   
lol
>How to write good
>good
lol
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#32 to #12 - annaisocoolike has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #12 - SwiftNinja ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
thats the joke
User avatar #16 to #15 - advicedude (01/03/2013) [-]
I know I thought it was funny.
#29 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
even I can write more better than that
#1 - ninjatacofortytwo ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Let's start with proper grammar. *How to write well.*
User avatar #2 to #1 - travismackie (01/03/2013) [-]
Please tell me you are joking
#3 to #2 - ninjatacofortytwo ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
I am.... Nobody but my English teacher is that much of a grammar nazi
User avatar #4 to #3 - travismackie (01/03/2013) [-]
Oh thank god.
#17 - junter (01/03/2013) [-]
The first one is assonance, not alliteration.
#34 to #17 - harrymcfaggot (01/03/2013) [-]
if vowels sound similar...   
that's what is called assonance
if vowels sound similar...
that's what is called assonance
#41 to #34 - junter (01/04/2013) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what's going on? I always thought that A was a vowel. Judging by the red thumbs, I must have been mistaken.
User avatar #42 to #41 - harrymcfaggot (01/04/2013) [-]
you call it an alliteration when the first letters of some words are the same, it doesn't matter if it's a vowel or a consonant.
you call it an assonance, if the vowels sound similar, not if the vowels are the same. i give you an example for an assonance. "so slow goes beau."

#36 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
with isn't a preposition in that sentence though...there has to be a noun after a preposition or it is one of many other types of speech. You can't end a sentence with a preposition. "With" was a preposition in that sentence because it was related to a noun "preposition"
#35 - ISRjustgun (01/03/2013) [-]
I had to reread it to see what I missed. Lol'd.
#28 - kontraband (01/03/2013) [-]
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#27 - JNS (01/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - richardastley (01/03/2013) [-]
Comparisons aren't always bad. In fact, comparisons can be used to help someone understand an argument better, and I can't remember how many humanities essays I've written based on comparing different characters or worlds of literature.
User avatar #18 - kylebro (01/03/2013) [-]
Don't understand 6.
User avatar #20 to #18 - Eventually (01/03/2013) [-]
It's a generalization
#22 to #18 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
saying that writers should never generalize is a generalization about what writers should do.
#5 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
"Writes should never generalize"

Written like someone who knows what they are talking about.
#24 to #5 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
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#13 to #5 - bluelightbebop (01/03/2013) [-]
Here' you dropped this.
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