sux 2 b Greek. This isn't , because it is ART.. In those times it was considered Barbaric to have a large penis, so in sculptures and paintings men with smaller penises were considered more sophisticated. lol like he gives a fuck
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#25 - marienoren (01/03/2013) [-]
actually back when they made these paintings, same with Michelangelo's David were designed to have small penis's because a large penis was considered disgusting so they would make the penis as small as possible
User avatar #27 to #25 - slatersniper (01/03/2013) [-]
Small penises meant royalty whereas a big penis meant you were a barbarian. At least that's what I think.
User avatar #1 - drvvatson (01/02/2013) [-]
In those times it was considered Barbaric to have a large penis, so in sculptures and paintings men with smaller penises were considered more sophisticated.
User avatar #13 to #1 - turkboy (01/03/2013) [-]
dem thumbs
#14 to #1 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
then i know some really really really sophisticated asians
#5 to #1 - summin (01/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #1 - galacticboner (01/03/2013) [-]
By "those times" he means Ancient Greece, not XIV to XVI centuries, which was when this work of art was most probably done.
Oh and fun fact: David, the sculpture, has a tiny penis because it depicts the moment before the battle with Goliath so he's scared ******** and his penis shrinked because of that.

(art) history is so cool
User avatar #10 to #9 - galacticboner (01/03/2013) [-]
shrunk
User avatar #11 to #10 - lostinthemusic (01/03/2013) [-]
shrank? nah
User avatar #12 to #11 - galacticboner (01/03/2013) [-]
shrink shrank shrunk
I'm confused now. Oh well, english is not my mother language. (But english conjugation is pretty ******* easy
User avatar #15 to #1 - GhostOfRavenclaw (01/03/2013) [-]
then i know some really sophisticated asians...
#20 to #1 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
I guess we can estimate the dick sizes of whoever's responsible for that cultural stigma.
User avatar #2 to #1 - turkboy (01/02/2013) [-]
is THAT why black people have bigger dicks?
User avatar #3 to #2 - drvvatson (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes, such Barbarians.
User avatar #26 to #1 - touriopalfreyman (01/03/2013) [-]
Then I'm sophisticated as **** .
#4 to #1 - boatonu (01/02/2013) [-]
Then I am one classy ************
#28 - izzytdi (01/03/2013) [-]
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
User avatar #34 to #28 - soulsurfer (01/03/2013) [-]
*unfunny comment trying to ride on your success that gets thumbed down*
User avatar #16 - friednazi (01/03/2013) [-]
In those times, the bigger the dick, the more evil they were considered.
User avatar #31 - seniorpokeman (01/03/2013) [-]
I can think of a few reasons they would have actually purposely given him a tiny cock:
1: You focus on his dick less, and on the art more. It's hard to look at a painting's true beauty with a fat cock flapping in front of your face.
2: Small dicks = sophisticated & smart in the greek world. So congrats, anonymous reader. By greek standards, you're sophisticated as **** .
3: Artist had a small dick, so he made his painting have a small dick too. I mean **** , if he has to suffer, so does Adam.
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#54 to #31 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
Why draw a cock in the first place if you don't want people looking at it
#46 to #31 - fuckyouiamcat (01/03/2013) [-]
I'm greatly amused at your use of the phrase "fat cock flapping"... I love you.
I'm greatly amused at your use of the phrase "fat cock flapping"... I love you.
User avatar #53 to #31 - badsamaritan ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Lost it at number 1. That says alot
#44 - owmowmow (01/03/2013) [-]
Gettin' real tired of your **** Eve.
#6 - John Cena (01/02/2013) [-]
Well have you looked at the size of your boobs lately?
#37 - cocoapaws (01/03/2013) [-]
Renaissance art!!!!
Renaissance art!!!!
#45 to #37 - fuckyouiamcat (01/03/2013) [-]
I can't help but laugh uncontrollably when I see this gif.

What's wrong with me?
User avatar #49 - epicextreme (01/03/2013) [-]
shes one to talk, check her flat chest
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User avatar #22 to #19 - whatsgoodyo (01/03/2013) [-]
I thought it was intelligence
#23 to #22 - jadeziaa (01/03/2013) [-]
Actually, it was proof of gentility. Smaller penises meant you were more civilized. This comes from the fact Africans and other "barbarians" had such large penises. Yet another reason why "The White Man's Burden" existed. They sought to spread throughout and civilize the world (with their tiny weewees).
User avatar #21 to #19 - Lintutu (01/03/2013) [-]
they probably made that up cause of how insecure they felt
#36 - owmowmow (01/03/2013) [-]
That chick doesn't look a day older than 14.


I am... I am looking at the first ever lolicon image ever?
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#41 to #40 - owmowmow (01/03/2013) [-]
Nice.....
Nice.....
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#52 to #43 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
actually alot of the people who lived to be elderly alot of times where thought to have been using "witchcraft" its just that the rich and powerful that lived to be elderly were, well, rich and powerful so the same stereotypes didn't apply in the same way
User avatar #48 - I Am Monkey (01/03/2013) [-]
Long ago it was considered sophisticated to have a small penis.
I wonder what small-penised mastermind came up with that.
User avatar #42 - okimura (01/03/2013) [-]
Renaissance men were usually depicted with small penises since it was a sign of being a gentleman and other chivalrous qualities at the time.
User avatar #29 - needmoredairy (01/03/2013) [-]
jesus christ, with a dick THAT small being representative of class/sophistication, you could probably have a 3 incher and be considered as much of a barbarian as Genghis Khan.
#7 - Sylphion (01/02/2013) [-]
Fun fact:

Way back then, they had men to pose as women in paintings.
Imagine the sausagefests
#33 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
"Your boobs aren't that much better ma'am."
#30 - John Cena (01/03/2013) [-]
and he said those have to be the smallest tits i have ever seen
User avatar #51 - onceman (01/03/2013) [-]
Noble and sophisticated men had small dicks, barbarians had... well barbaric dicks.
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