A Handy Guide for Reminding People
That You' re Too Cool for their Shit
Co to the sunglasses rack Kick sunglass rack over.
a of your local pharmacy, s Leave more triumphantly.
Pick out a pair that makes
you look cool as all hell.
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Realize this family dinner's Sneak a swig from the cool
your sick grandfather.
3. FLIP THAT SHIT,
we MANEUVER - The Table Turner case:
Snag some toilet paper from the stall, stand as far back as
possible and sink a shot. make sure people are watching,
otherwise you just look dumb.
I '' ZERO FUCKS
Locate some shutup who' s
I too busy updating their
bullshit social media
recognize the true beauty
of the natural world all
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g Dude just hit that guy' s
Wad what are you
waiting for do it pussy.
E & Spend the rest of the day teaching a dog how to smoke.
i/ : Watts I wasn' t counting, because I don' t
give a fuck, but iff had to guess I' d say NEW.
I can out your dead grandpa for Tell c' -Brena your funeral
having a boringness funeral. n will be much cooler.
Be dead forever.
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