Meet the regal ringneck snake. this picture is not modified in any way.. description sounds like half the people on instagram Meet the regal ringneck snake this picture is not modified in any way description sounds like half people on instagram
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#11 - inflatablewalrus
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(01/02/2013) [-]
description sounds like half the people on instagram
#219 to #11 - wellfuckmylife
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Like you can see, there are added white borders... That means it is modified.
Trust me, I have seen many photoshopped images in my lifetime.
#35 to #11 - danielhargadine
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(01/02/2013) [-]
At first I saw YOLO, but then I saw Harrison.
At first I saw YOLO, but then I saw Harrison.
#109 to #35 - inflatablewalrus
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(01/02/2013) [-]
you don't understand how long i have been waiting for a slightly appropriate time to use that image
#83 - doctorpibber
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(01/02/2013) [-]
#99 to #83 - nyanpoptart
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Dapper as ****.
#103 to #83 - luckyspirit
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Do you have the crown and scepter (without a background) still? I wanna try to make more of these.
#217 to #103 - doctorpibber
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(01/03/2013) [-]
you just Google crown and scepter separately and then magic wand the white background out in Photoshop or fuzzy select in Gimp.
#128 - dpc
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(01/02/2013) [-]
#26 - dyejordan
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Welcome to Australia
I shall be your guide
#29 to #26 - tuborial
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(01/02/2013) [-]
not any more
#34 to #29 - danielhargadine
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(01/02/2013) [-]
No matter how long it has been, it is still too soon.
#36 to #34 - tuborial
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(01/02/2013) [-]
yeah, but isn't his daughter following in his footsteps? she isn't him, but she is a part of him if that is some consolation... he lives on through her is what i am going for here.
#41 to #36 - danielhargadine
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(01/02/2013) [-]
...he became the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. It is the Circle of Life.
#43 to #41 - tuborial
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(01/02/2013) [-]
do you think they would let the antelope eat the grass that is him at the zoo where he is buried? actually ensuring he is part of the circle of life...
#38 to #26 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I know everybody tends to love him, but I cannot give a flying **** that he died. I found him extremely annoying, the way he talked and how he aproached the animals.

Ready for you rage, and inb4loginandsaythatlikeaman
#46 to #38 - funnyjunkforlife
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(01/02/2013) [-]
pussy
#57 to #26 - TheGravyGarcon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
You came to the wrong neighborhood ************.
#62 to #57 - Ekans
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#70 to #62 - bokkos
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Too soon you say?
#72 to #62 - Ekans
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#120 - slipperyjoe
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Dapper as ****.
#192 - oldapple
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(01/03/2013) [-]
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#194 to #192 - lolfire
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(01/03/2013) [-]
Yep.
#3 - mookiez
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Is it poisonous. And I want one. I will make them breed into nyan snakes. I will have army of them one day.
#20 to #3 - generic
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I used to catch them all the time at my friends house, only baby ones though. Not even a ft long. From what I've seen they aren't venomous and as of bacteria. If you wash the bite ~20mins after with warm water and soap you should be fine. :D
#25 to #3 - niggerlips
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(01/02/2013) [-]
************ rolled a random image posted in comment #2266832 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** there not poisonous they theres some over here in southern california and there actually pretty small here is a website that sells some and other kick ass reptiles

http://www.backwaterreptiles.com/snakes/ringneck-snake-for-sale.html
#14 to #3 - mutilatedjello
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(01/02/2013) [-]
* Venomous
#5 to #3 - iamtheoc
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(01/02/2013) [-]
When in the wild, pretty is dangerous as ****.
#8 to #5 - mookiez
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(01/02/2013) [-]
That is true. I forgot that rule. But this is saying they are not poisonous to humans. I still won't touch one. Their bacteria in their mouth could cause an infection.
http://www.californiaherps.com/snakes/pages/d.p.regalis.html
#51 to #8 - aesguitar ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Ringnecks are pretty harmless. They don't bite (most of the time) and will curl around your fingers. There pretty common around my house and I was playing with them when I was like 7 or 8 and still do when I find one.
#179 - caaaaarrrllll
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Diadophis punctatus, commonly known as the ringneck snake or ring-necked snake, is a species of colubrid snake that ***** **** up. It is found throughout much of the United States, central Mexico, and south eastern Canada where it rounds up it's many bitches. Ring-necked snakes are secretive, nocturnal snakes that are rarely seen during the day time, because of the many hoes looking for their money. They are slightly venomous but their non-aggressive nature and small rear-facing fangs pose little threat to ****** who wish to pop a cap in their ass. They are best known for their unique defense posture of curling up their tails exposing their bright red-orange posterior, charging its lazer cannons, and melting enemies while showing off their swaggin ventral surface when threatened. Ring-necked snakes are believed to be fairly abundant throughout most of their range though no scientific evaluation supports this theory due to most being in jail. Scientific research is lacking for the ring-necked snake and more in-depth investigations are greatly needed on this sucka. It is the only species within the genus Diadophis, and currently fourteen subspecies are identified, but many herpetologists question the morphologically-based classifications on the exact badass level of this here ************.   
   
   
look up ringneck snake on wikipedia, and you'll see.
Diadophis punctatus, commonly known as the ringneck snake or ring-necked snake, is a species of colubrid snake that ***** **** up. It is found throughout much of the United States, central Mexico, and south eastern Canada where it rounds up it's many bitches. Ring-necked snakes are secretive, nocturnal snakes that are rarely seen during the day time, because of the many hoes looking for their money. They are slightly venomous but their non-aggressive nature and small rear-facing fangs pose little threat to ****** who wish to pop a cap in their ass. They are best known for their unique defense posture of curling up their tails exposing their bright red-orange posterior, charging its lazer cannons, and melting enemies while showing off their swaggin ventral surface when threatened. Ring-necked snakes are believed to be fairly abundant throughout most of their range though no scientific evaluation supports this theory due to most being in jail. Scientific research is lacking for the ring-necked snake and more in-depth investigations are greatly needed on this sucka. It is the only species within the genus Diadophis, and currently fourteen subspecies are identified, but many herpetologists question the morphologically-based classifications on the exact badass level of this here ************.


look up ringneck snake on wikipedia, and you'll see.
#33 - thedarkestrogue
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(01/02/2013) [-]
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#129 - errdayimfjing
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Oh watch out *****, this frog about to eat yo ass
#187 to #129 - fukkentyranitar
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