Meet the regal ringneck snake. this picture is not modified in any way.. description sounds like half the people on instagram
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Meet the regal ringneck snake

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Submitted: 01/02/2013
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#11 - inflatablewalrus (01/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
description sounds like half the people on instagram
#83 - doctorpibber (01/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#128 - dpc (01/02/2013) [-]
#26 - dyejordan (01/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Welcome to Australia
I shall be your guide
#120 - slipperyjoe (01/02/2013) [-]
Dapper as **** .
#192 - oldapple (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #3 - mookiez (01/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Is it poisonous. And I want one. I will make them breed into nyan snakes. I will have army of them one day.
#179 - caaaaarrrllll (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Diadophis punctatus, commonly known as the ringneck snake or ring-necked snake, is a species of colubrid snake that 						*****					 						****					 up. It is found throughout much of the United States, central Mexico, and south eastern Canada where it rounds up it's many bitches. Ring-necked snakes are secretive, nocturnal snakes that are rarely seen during the day time, because of the many hoes looking for their money. They are slightly venomous but their non-aggressive nature and small rear-facing fangs pose little threat to 						******					 who wish to pop a cap in their ass. They are best known for their unique defense posture of curling up their tails exposing their bright red-orange posterior, charging its lazer cannons, and melting enemies while showing off their swaggin ventral surface when threatened. Ring-necked snakes are believed to be fairly abundant throughout most of their range though no scientific evaluation supports this theory due to most being in jail. Scientific research is lacking for the ring-necked snake and more in-depth investigations are greatly needed on this sucka. It is the only species within the genus Diadophis, and currently fourteen subspecies are identified, but many herpetologists question the morphologically-based classifications on the exact badass level of this here 						************					.   
   
   
look up ringneck snake on wikipedia, and you'll see.
Diadophis punctatus, commonly known as the ringneck snake or ring-necked snake, is a species of colubrid snake that ***** **** up. It is found throughout much of the United States, central Mexico, and south eastern Canada where it rounds up it's many bitches. Ring-necked snakes are secretive, nocturnal snakes that are rarely seen during the day time, because of the many hoes looking for their money. They are slightly venomous but their non-aggressive nature and small rear-facing fangs pose little threat to ****** who wish to pop a cap in their ass. They are best known for their unique defense posture of curling up their tails exposing their bright red-orange posterior, charging its lazer cannons, and melting enemies while showing off their swaggin ventral surface when threatened. Ring-necked snakes are believed to be fairly abundant throughout most of their range though no scientific evaluation supports this theory due to most being in jail. Scientific research is lacking for the ring-necked snake and more in-depth investigations are greatly needed on this sucka. It is the only species within the genus Diadophis, and currently fourteen subspecies are identified, but many herpetologists question the morphologically-based classifications on the exact badass level of this here ************ .


look up ringneck snake on wikipedia, and you'll see.
#33 - thedarkestrogue (01/02/2013) [-]
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#129 - errdayimfjing ONLINE (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh watch out ***** , this frog about to eat yo ass
#93 - onixpected (01/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MANTIS SHRIMP ************* !
#27 - smellmyfaceforswag (01/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
MFW "regal" and "snake"
User avatar #81 - teevee (01/02/2013) [-]
Woah! look at all the colors! We should name it after that!

" No let's name it after that little ring on it's neck."
#158 - fitchy (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
****					 you, I'm the you of the sea 						****					!
**** you, I'm the you of the sea **** !
User avatar #23 - mtandy (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm just going to go ahead and assume that it's venomous and will cause excruciating pain.
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#24 - niggerlips (01/02/2013) [-]
looks alot like the san bernardino ringneck snake that we have over here
#165 - Schmeckle (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Malaysian Coral Snake.
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#55 to #50 - krasnogvardiech (01/02/2013) [-]
No. Gorilla.
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