Meet the regal ringneck snake. this picture is not modified in any way.. description sounds like half the people on instagram
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#11 - inflatablewalrus (01/02/2013) [-]
description sounds like half the people on instagram
User avatar #219 to #11 - wellfuckmylife (01/03/2013) [-]
Like you can see, there are added white borders... That means it is modified.
Trust me, I have seen many photoshopped images in my lifetime.
#35 to #11 - danielhargadine (01/02/2013) [-]
At first I saw YOLO, but then I saw Harrison.
At first I saw YOLO, but then I saw Harrison.
User avatar #109 to #35 - inflatablewalrus (01/02/2013) [-]
you don't understand how long i have been waiting for a slightly appropriate time to use that image
#99 to #83 - nyanpoptart (01/02/2013) [-]
Dapper as **** .
User avatar #103 to #83 - luckyspirit (01/02/2013) [-]
Do you have the crown and scepter (without a background) still? I wanna try to make more of these.
User avatar #217 to #103 - doctorpibber (01/03/2013) [-]
you just Google crown and scepter separately and then magic wand the white background out in Photoshop or fuzzy select in Gimp.
#128 - dpc (01/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - mookiez (01/02/2013) [-]
Is it poisonous. And I want one. I will make them breed into nyan snakes. I will have army of them one day.
User avatar #20 to #3 - generic (01/02/2013) [-]
I used to catch them all the time at my friends house, only baby ones though. Not even a ft long. From what I've seen they aren't venomous and as of bacteria. If you wash the bite ~20mins after with warm water and soap you should be fine. :D
#25 to #3 - niggerlips (01/02/2013) [-]
** ********** rolled a random image posted in comment #2266832 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** there not poisonous they theres some over here in southern california and there actually pretty small here is a website that sells some and other kick ass reptiles

http://www.backwaterreptiles.com/snakes/ringneck-snake-for-sale.html
User avatar #14 to #3 - mutilatedjello (01/02/2013) [-]
* Venomous
#5 to #3 - iamtheoc (01/02/2013) [-]
When in the wild, pretty is dangerous as **** .
User avatar #8 to #5 - mookiez (01/02/2013) [-]
That is true. I forgot that rule. But this is saying they are not poisonous to humans. I still won't touch one. Their bacteria in their mouth could cause an infection.
http://www.californiaherps.com/snakes/pages/d.p.regalis.html
User avatar #51 to #8 - aesguitar ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Ringnecks are pretty harmless. They don't bite (most of the time) and will curl around your fingers. There pretty common around my house and I was playing with them when I was like 7 or 8 and still do when I find one.
#129 - errdayimfjing (01/02/2013) [-]
Oh watch out ***** , this frog about to eat yo ass
#33 - thedarkestrogue (01/02/2013) [-]
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#93 - onixpected (01/02/2013) [-]
MANTIS SHRIMP ************* !
User avatar #97 to #93 - richardastley ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
You just ruined the content for me... Esshoe...
#134 to #93 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
Did you know that those ******* can see undiscovered colours?

The very though just blows my mind
#120 - slipperyjoe (01/02/2013) [-]
Dapper as **** .
User avatar #81 - teevee (01/02/2013) [-]
Woah! look at all the colors! We should name it after that!

" No let's name it after that little ring on it's neck."
#179 - caaaaarrrllll (01/02/2013) [-]
Diadophis punctatus, commonly known as the ringneck snake or ring-necked snake, is a species of colubrid snake that 			*****		 			****		 up. It is found throughout much of the United States, central Mexico, and south eastern Canada where it rounds up it's many bitches. Ring-necked snakes are secretive, nocturnal snakes that are rarely seen during the day time, because of the many hoes looking for their money. They are slightly venomous but their non-aggressive nature and small rear-facing fangs pose little threat to 			******		 who wish to pop a cap in their ass. They are best known for their unique defense posture of curling up their tails exposing their bright red-orange posterior, charging its lazer cannons, and melting enemies while showing off their swaggin ventral surface when threatened. Ring-necked snakes are believed to be fairly abundant throughout most of their range though no scientific evaluation supports this theory due to most being in jail. Scientific research is lacking for the ring-necked snake and more in-depth investigations are greatly needed on this sucka. It is the only species within the genus Diadophis, and currently fourteen subspecies are identified, but many herpetologists question the morphologically-based classifications on the exact badass level of this here 			************		.   
   
   
look up ringneck snake on wikipedia, and you'll see.
Diadophis punctatus, commonly known as the ringneck snake or ring-necked snake, is a species of colubrid snake that ***** **** up. It is found throughout much of the United States, central Mexico, and south eastern Canada where it rounds up it's many bitches. Ring-necked snakes are secretive, nocturnal snakes that are rarely seen during the day time, because of the many hoes looking for their money. They are slightly venomous but their non-aggressive nature and small rear-facing fangs pose little threat to ****** who wish to pop a cap in their ass. They are best known for their unique defense posture of curling up their tails exposing their bright red-orange posterior, charging its lazer cannons, and melting enemies while showing off their swaggin ventral surface when threatened. Ring-necked snakes are believed to be fairly abundant throughout most of their range though no scientific evaluation supports this theory due to most being in jail. Scientific research is lacking for the ring-necked snake and more in-depth investigations are greatly needed on this sucka. It is the only species within the genus Diadophis, and currently fourteen subspecies are identified, but many herpetologists question the morphologically-based classifications on the exact badass level of this here ************ .


look up ringneck snake on wikipedia, and you'll see.
#26 - dyejordan (01/02/2013) [-]
Welcome to Australia
I shall be your guide
#38 to #26 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
I know everybody tends to love him, but I cannot give a flying **** that he died. I found him extremely annoying, the way he talked and how he aproached the animals.

Ready for you rage, and inb4loginandsaythatlikeaman
#46 to #38 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
pussy
User avatar #29 to #26 - tuborial (01/02/2013) [-]
not any more
#34 to #29 - danielhargadine (01/02/2013) [-]
No matter how long it has been, it is still too soon.
User avatar #36 to #34 - tuborial (01/02/2013) [-]
yeah, but isn't his daughter following in his footsteps? she isn't him, but she is a part of him if that is some consolation... he lives on through her is what i am going for here.
#41 to #36 - danielhargadine (01/02/2013) [-]
...he became the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. It is the Circle of Life.
User avatar #43 to #41 - tuborial (01/02/2013) [-]
do you think they would let the antelope eat the grass that is him at the zoo where he is buried? actually ensuring he is part of the circle of life...
#57 to #26 - TheGravyGarcon (01/02/2013) [-]
You came to the wrong neighborhood ************ .
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#70 to #62 - bokkos (01/02/2013) [-]
Too soon you say?
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#24 - niggerlips (01/02/2013) [-]
looks alot like the san bernardino ringneck snake that we have over here
#6 - alchemicfreak (01/02/2013) [-]
holy **** its adorable and pretty i want one!
#115 - ninjabadger (01/02/2013) [-]
Look at that majestic ************ .
#71 - mortdenhaut (01/02/2013) [-]
Brosnake, eats pain in the ass snakes, has a venom that's harmless to humans and looks like a hardcore gummy worm.
Brosnake, eats pain in the ass snakes, has a venom that's harmless to humans and looks like a hardcore gummy worm.
#77 to #71 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
http://www.kingpinreptiles (dot) com/venomous.htm

says different
#27 - smellmyfaceforswag (01/02/2013) [-]
MFW "regal" and "snake"
User avatar #42 to #27 - moooossseeee (01/02/2013) [-]
I am Sceptile that this was Serperior.

god damn I need to stop with the puns...
User avatar #48 to #42 - warrenzthehero (01/02/2013) [-]
It didn't work.
Sceptile is pronounced "sep-TILE", not "skep-TILE".
User avatar #82 to #48 - joshlols (01/02/2013) [-]
Are you serious? Oh my god I have chosen treecko over 8 times, emerald being my favorite pokemon game, and I never knew this. My whole opinion on the world is forever changed.
User avatar #67 to #48 - moooossseeee (01/02/2013) [-]
I know...its a pun...its not supposed to be perfect. Like Nazi doesn't sound exactly like Not see, but yet thats a pun. Get it?
User avatar #80 to #67 - warrenzthehero (01/02/2013) [-]
But "Nazi" has all of the proper components. At the least, it's close enough.
"I am septile that this was surperior" sounds nothing like
"I am skeptile that this was surperior".

A pun has to either sound exactly like or close to the word you're switching it in for.
User avatar #159 to #80 - moooossseeee (01/02/2013) [-]
Dude, its a joke. Accept it an move on. We don't need to go into the anatomy of puns lol
User avatar #202 to #159 - warrenzthehero (01/03/2013) [-]
Don't you threaten me with that small image of someone drowning!
#221 to #202 - moooossseeee (01/03/2013) [-]
I was only asking for a hand



Okay yeah, puns stop there.
User avatar #247 - ccosenza (01/03/2013) [-]
**ccosenza rolls 44**
#192 - oldapple (01/03/2013) [-]
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#158 - fitchy (01/02/2013) [-]
****		 you, I'm the you of the sea cunt!
**** you, I'm the you of the sea cunt!
#176 to #158 - zynthor (01/02/2013) [-]
well im the se-cant of a circle!
well im the se-cant of a circle!
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