not gonna happen. . HUN, can HEEP 314: 3, if Fun sleep vacuum the whoare EDI the night? house :) Calling., yeah, she. "Well vaccume the whole house anyway"
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HUN, can HEEP 314: 3, if Fun
sleep vacuum the whoare
EDI the night? house :)
Calling., yeah, she
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Submitted: 01/02/2013
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#66 - futtef (01/03/2013) [-]
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#60 - snakefire (01/02/2013) [-]
>call
>so derp did she say if I could stay?
>yeah she said the only thing you have to do is vacuum the house
#59 - rollcore (01/02/2013) [-]
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#76 to #59 - zynthor (01/03/2013) [-]
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#52 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
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#51 - goodnighthelena (01/02/2013) [-]
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#44 - blutzcrunk (01/02/2013) [-]
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<Hitler, ponies, or fj items. I'm secured now.
#64 to #47 - sexypotato (01/03/2013) [-]
Why does this exist
#20 - futtef (01/02/2013) [-]
looking for "vaccum" in the internet

http://www.beliefnet.com/healthandhealing/getcontent.aspx?cid=223390
#46 to #20 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
U didn't move far DNA u need mom, u were an unwed teenage mom @ 14-15 and single tramp who had affair with married man / 3 kids u were married/ cheated $$ daughter just like u only u all started FJ
User avatar #48 to #46 - themastertroller (01/02/2013) [-]
what the actual ******* **** did i just read
you accidentally your sentence
User avatar #37 to #20 - uberderpyhooves (01/02/2013) [-]
Oh hey, they had to use this on me.

My mother said that the head became cone shaped like, and it went back to normal. I think both me and my little brother got this
#39 to #37 - futtef (01/02/2013) [-]
So otherwise you would've been a friggin' Conehead?
User avatar #43 to #42 - uberderpyhooves (01/02/2013) [-]
It goes back to normal for all infants that get this. Or that I have seen
#35 to #20 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
child birth somewhat hurts :|
#15 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
i read the first panel as:
"Mom, can Herp Sure, if you sleep here vaccum the whole for the night? house :)"
#17 to #15 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
that is beacuase you are stupid
User avatar #13 - zaperzero (01/02/2013) [-]
I call my friend when that happens, then we talk while I clean. I just sorta zone out about the cleaning and before I know it the whole damn room is sparkling and I tell him to come over.
#49 to #13 - ratherfastblackman **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
cool
#61 to #49 - zaperzero (01/03/2013) [-]
You're just saying that. When in fact, you're the cool one here. You're just in denial of your own Superior ability to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex at an impressive level. You sly dog you. How dare you show me up, ****** ! You pretentious dick, I hate you! I challenge you to a shakashuri blowdown!
User avatar #12 - jibb (01/02/2013) [-]
>Funny

>This picture

Choose one.
#9 - Metallicock (01/02/2013) [-]
"Well vaccume the whole house anyway"
#3 - Crimeater (01/02/2013) [-]
God is Herp?!
User avatar #2 - strun (01/02/2013) [-]
I hate my friends so much, even if my mom does say yes I tell them she said no.
User avatar #65 to #2 - sexypotato (01/03/2013) [-]
Everyone be nice to this guy so when he shoots up the school we get to survive
User avatar #63 to #2 - abcz (01/03/2013) [-]
if you hate them so much why are they your 'friends'?
User avatar #54 to #2 - strun (01/02/2013) [-]
Damn, people are still mad about this? Since I don't feel like replying to every single one of your pathetic replies, I'll say it all here. Not in any specific order. jimmyprice: it was a joke, I do not hate my friends. swiftykidd: I live in Florida, there are no basements, I hide in my room. downside: Yes, I do hate God. Anon #28: Post with your account so you can get some green thumbs, Btw I do have friends. vampireinarm: Twas a joke. internetshakespear: If I did, I would write a note saying you guys provoked me. dropdeadbiotch: I appreciate you trying to help me, but to no avail. Anon #16: Make an account/log in so you can benefit from my failure with green thumbs. Sunset: That's a great name you obtained. I assure you, I know my post was stupid. jinkazama: Why the **** do you even post? ningtoaijin: I don't hate my friends, it was a joke that didn't turn out the way I wanted. captaincabinet: Believe me, I hate you as well. I assure you I am not anti-social, and I am far from blaming my dear old mother for anything. bakko: It seems to me you are drawing attention to yourself please don't be so hypocritical. heartlessrobot: You do live up to your name, But, I know you guys don't want to know my life story. markrentboyrents: It was a joke, my mom is far from a bitch. Hope I didn't bore you with this long read. Good evening to all of you.
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#90 to #54 - captaincabinet **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #88 to #54 - vampireinarm (01/03/2013) [-]
Don't you dare type my name you filthy CASUAL.
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User avatar #50 to #2 - Metallicock (01/02/2013) [-]
Man, you ****** up pretty bad
User avatar #55 to #50 - strun (01/02/2013) [-]
I've messed up worse, red thumbs are hardly hurting me, just my internet pride.
User avatar #56 to #55 - Metallicock (01/02/2013) [-]
My worse was like -150 I think

User avatar #40 to #2 - jimmyprice (01/02/2013) [-]
if u hate them how are they your friends?
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#31 to #2 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #2 - downside (01/02/2013) [-]
You are able to hate people who doesn´t even exist?
#28 to #2 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
>hate
>friends

how the **** is this even possible? Aren't people friends specifically because they don't hate each other?

Sounds like you don't have any friends and for good reason.
User avatar #22 to #2 - vampireinarm (01/02/2013) [-]
so you ask her, she says yes, and then you tell them she said no. THE SMARTEREST
#14 to #2 - internetshakespear (01/02/2013) [-]
one day this kid might shoot up his school.. pic related.
one day this kid might shoot up his school.. pic related.
User avatar #10 to #2 - strun (01/02/2013) [-]
Sorry to make you guys so butt hurt :(
User avatar #18 to #10 - dropdeadbiotch (01/02/2013) [-]
I hate just about everyone at my school to.
User avatar #79 to #18 - strun (01/03/2013) [-]
Sorry you had to go down with me :(
User avatar #87 to #79 - dropdeadbiotch (01/03/2013) [-]
Eh doesnt matter just thumbs.
User avatar #19 to #18 - rainbowrush (01/02/2013) [-]
too*
#16 to #10 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
That's nice honey.
(Sorry I couldn't post the pic, I'm too new, y'know?)
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#7 to #2 - jinkazama (01/02/2013) [-]
...Why the **** do you even ask?
User avatar #6 to #2 - ningyoaijin (01/02/2013) [-]
If you hate your friends, don't call them your friends.
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#53 to #5 - dustyshane (01/02/2013) [-]
Wanna share Muse gifs/pics?
Wanna share Muse gifs/pics?
#69 to #53 - printerr (01/03/2013) [-]
Matt looks so happy in this one
Matt looks so happy in this one
#71 to #69 - dustyshane (01/03/2013) [-]
My favorite probably.
My favorite probably.
#74 to #71 - printerr (01/03/2013) [-]
I laughed at this one.
I laughed at this one.
User avatar #21 to #5 - strun (01/02/2013) [-]
Don't go there... you don't know **** about me and my life.
#82 to #21 - ticklemehomoo (01/03/2013) [-]
damn you're sooo edgy
User avatar #84 to #82 - strun (01/03/2013) [-]
Damn you're sooo italicized
#85 to #84 - ticklemehomoo (01/03/2013) [-]
it was to show i'm being sarcastic
but you are appearing more retarded the more you comment
User avatar #86 to #85 - strun (01/03/2013) [-]
So, I'm retarded because I was definitely suppose to know you were being sarcastic. Thanks, got it.
#1 - doodogger (01/02/2013) [-]
Someone needs to turn this into one of those black and white MS paint type pictures.
User avatar #11 to #1 - ibashfunnyjunk (01/02/2013) [-]
you mean a rage face?
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