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A guide using MLP. Brilliant!

A extensive, through, and inclusive list
IN 10 new STEPS
e' s pretty, ‘agent! sf
I ' ead. Repeat.
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#11 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
Step 11: Get friend zoned beyond ******* imagination.
#15 to #11 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
Step 12: An Hero
User avatar #16 to #15 - pyrocrisis (01/02/2013) [-]
Step 13: Positive karma will kick in and make the next few days pretty damn good
#10 - drainbramage ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Every time I see a crying girl.
Every time I see a crying girl.
User avatar #41 to #10 - yourdownfall (01/02/2013) [-]
But Corona, now you know how to deal with it.
#18 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - drtennant (01/01/2013) [-]
How to help a crying man, by drtennant. 1. Call him a bitch, 2. Call him a pussy, 3. Slap him a few times. Repeat steps as necessary.
User avatar #3 to #1 - darkjustifier ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Give him a beer.
#22 - RequieminMortis (01/02/2013) [-]
This scene was legitimately sad.
This scene was legitimately sad.
#6 - pokemonstheshiz (01/01/2013) [-]
I read step one as "offer her jelly"
#38 - Bohya (01/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 - Maroon (01/02/2013) [-]
Step 1: back away slowly.
Step 2: run.
#25 - foreverarone (01/02/2013) [-]
step 11
step 11
#31 - recoveryone (01/02/2013) [-]
Or, you could throw her off a cliff, problem solved.
Or, you could throw her off a cliff, problem solved.
#2 - darkjustifier ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
I can't stand the sight of a crying woman, I have to destroy the person that made any female cry.
User avatar #4 to #2 - drtennant (01/01/2013) [-]
I'll thumb but you may have a white knight complex there friend, and you're going to be taken advantage of alot in life :-/

Source of Knowledge - Was the same way for years
User avatar #5 to #4 - darkjustifier ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 to #5 - drtennant (01/01/2013) [-]
I read that in the daleks voice... Female's will always cause my friend. Whether it's to get attention or they legitimately have something wrong they're always going to make it about themselves, anyone else involved in the situation (E.G you for trying to help) may actually be lashed out upon for just trying to help. Not to mention you just can't fight everyone's battles for them. You go through life fighting for everyone else, you're gonna forget about the most important person. You.
User avatar #8 to #7 - darkjustifier ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Oh yeah this happens a lot, but I keep going with a smile knowing sooner or later I am gonna be a good help.
User avatar #9 to #8 - drtennant (01/01/2013) [-]
yep, and there will be no one to help you. I'm in the same spot right now. I quit my job to help my best friend out, because his mother was dying from lymphoma... and he ended up royally screwing me over. To the point i'm 8000 dollars in debt.
#12 to #9 - darkjustifier ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm 4000 in debt because of a crazy ex.
User avatar #13 to #12 - drtennant (01/02/2013) [-]
I've lost my faith in humanity. I think the next person to screw me over is going to get their head beat in with a brick.
#14 to #13 - darkjustifier ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
I've only ever raised my fists to help a friend in need, I got scars because I really didn't care that the guy was beating on me until my friend was hurt in the process which caused me to show him why I don't raise my fists.
#32 - kittyhatesyou (01/02/2013) [-]
That's also the way to get friend-zoned.
That's also the way to get friend-zoned.
User avatar #40 to #32 - blokrokker (01/02/2013) [-]
You would only get friend-zoned if she was never interested in you in the first place.
User avatar #53 to #40 - kittyhatesyou (01/03/2013) [-]
I'm a girl.....
User avatar #62 to #53 - blokrokker (01/04/2013) [-]
And I'm sure there are a few guys in your "friend-zone" that you're simply not interested in. That's what happens. They're just not your type.
User avatar #47 to #32 - instakill (01/02/2013) [-]
no, actually a great way to make a woman love you is to look like you are the only one who actually cares about her, im not saying that you should take steps to alienate her but if you do this you will not get friendzoned unless she had no interest in you in the first place
User avatar #54 to #47 - kittyhatesyou (01/03/2013) [-]
I'm a girl... you creep
User avatar #55 to #54 - instakill (01/03/2013) [-]
#65 to #63 - rawpedobearraw (01/04/2013) [-]
come at me bro.
#44 to #42 - wholesomeburn ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
EAT STICK ****** !
#46 to #45 - wholesomeburn ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Neither am I!
Neither am I!
User avatar #19 - endface ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
I find crying to be the weakest thing a person can do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - colonelvanillahawk (01/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 to #20 - endface ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
I should clarify that I don't mean regular crying, I mean sobbing.
Letting yourself collapse to that level due to an emotion you can regulate is weakness. I've felt like crying on the floor before, but I don't do it because it's pathetic and only makes the situation more difficult for everyone including yourself. It's a selfish act.

I can console a person, and I can understand why they are crying, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.
User avatar #29 to #27 - bronybox (01/02/2013) [-]
>Emotion you can regulate

Listen, not everyone is like you, some people can't regulate their emotions, I happen to be one of them. I sometimes seriously cry, even though I certainly do not want to, nor feel the need to or the purpose of doing so situation, I just do, and no matter how much I try to hold it back, tears keep flowing.

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean others can. We are not created equal, you're lucky that you can control your emotions.

User avatar #60 to #29 - endface ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Just because I see someone is weak does not mean I have a distaste for them. My girlfriend is very emotional and that's what I love about her. I have emotions, I simply don't let them control me. I never said I think people should be like me. On the contrary I feel they should be a little like me as possible. I'd prefer my friends to be themselves.
#33 to #27 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
I think that refusing to show an emotion or calling someone weak for cracking under the pressure is a weakness. Emotions are part of what make us. Why would we deny them?
User avatar #59 to #33 - endface ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
I never said I denied emotions, anon. I said I find people who cannot handle them weak.
User avatar #39 - auraguardian (01/02/2013) [-]
how to cheer up a guy,
man version - pat him on the back, give him a beer
woman version - show up naked, give him a beer
User avatar #57 - chaoscustoms (01/03/2013) [-]
this actually works, but unfortunately can take a long time.
#52 - deathrinderalta (01/02/2013) [-]
but what if that doesn't work?
but what if that doesn't work?
#48 - howaboutnsfw (01/02/2013) [-]
1. Tell her she's wrong
2. Leave
#43 - Clonious (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm not really one to have feels, but... I watched that episode twice in one day. God... Dammit, Fluttershy.
User avatar #61 - everheat ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Alternate version:

1. Make a run for it.
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