Kids these days. they are more sti smart than us!.
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User avatar #2 - hanyouvale (01/01/2013) [-]
i would have drawn a map to the nearest store with condoms
#1 - dishie (01/01/2013) [-]
#3 - cafezhu (01/02/2013) [-]
That flower has a boner.
#10 - kottonmouthed (01/02/2013) [-]
meanwhile at prom
#13 to #10 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #15 to #13 - waffies (01/02/2013) [-]
wrong copypasta....
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User avatar #25 to #13 - terowrath **User deleted account** (01/03/2013) [-]
Dude are you for ******* real right now? You have got to be kidding me you ******* fake and faggy piece of **** . I bet 1000 dollars you are a ******* liar. You ****** guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and ****** to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. It's Guerrilla warfare, you ******* ass douchebag cunt
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a **** if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the **** out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? You are a ******* faggot liar.
10. If you're SO badass, than why are you on Funnyjunk?
11. You better watch yourself because I will ******* hunt you down myself.
#23 to #13 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
You would think that the entire US armed forces would have better things to do than training you to fight gorilla's*. Being THE TOP sniper and all... shouldn't that mistake have caught your oh-so-keen eye?

*it's GUERRILLA, ******* .
This is some funny stuff, man. Like the military is going to back someone in their revenge crusade against someone who said something mean to them online!!!

*wipes tears away* Oh man, thank you. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
User avatar #7 - doctorstein (01/02/2013) [-]
Flower boner is the best kind of boner, you fool!
User avatar #11 - wombathqo (01/02/2013) [-]
#4 - justsomechickyo (01/02/2013) [-]
That's a god concept.....I've never seen anything like that before!
That's a god concept.....I've never seen anything like that before!
User avatar #14 to #4 - askafj ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Did you eally mean to type "a god concept" ?
#17 to #14 - justsomechickyo (01/02/2013) [-]
Hmmm what do you think??
Hmmm what do you think??
User avatar #20 to #14 - tvfreakuk (01/02/2013) [-]
He eally did.
#6 - hellothisisdog (01/02/2013) [-]
At first I thought it was a Mexican kid writing to someone.
#5 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
First time I saw this I read "Dear Santa"
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