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I'm not even sexist

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#421 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
2 Kings 2:23-24 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
#365 - ocnamesaregone (01/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #356 - JimmyJongo (01/02/2013) [-]
I am a Christian and I am not offended.
#343 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
and if you'd look below, massive butthurt for hours on end
User avatar #340 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
W0W making fun of religion with one tiny quote out of context rather than one of the 100s of other verses! you're so cool!!!!1!
#420 to #340 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #351 to #340 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in truthology, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Westborough Baptist Church, and I have over 300 confirmed debates. I am trained in religious warfare and I’m the top atheist in the entire satirical armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another opponent. I will wipe you the **** out with irony the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of atheist comedians across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can argue with you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in edgy humour, but I have access to websites highlighting bad bible quotes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. Context? I don't know the definition of context! You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#422 to #351 - psykobear (01/08/2013) [-]
This **** is so old, Carnivorous Dinosaurs said it to Herbivorous ones.
#417 to #351 - terowrath **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#347 to #340 - tyraxio (01/02/2013) [-]
It's not even out of context, and it's only to show how stupid it is for a woman to preach Christianity when it so explicitly is sexist in mens favour.
User avatar #349 to #347 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
because it was thousands of years ago! what do you expect? it doesn't mean that now it is stupid for a woman to teach it-that's pushing it back thousands of years.
#364 to #349 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
Surely it's either relevant, or not.

If the bible is the word of the lord then Women cannot preach, gays cannot marry and seafood is forbidden. If it is not the word of the lord then it is simply an outdated book which should be mostly ignored in a modern context. And before you start preaching the absolute importance of the moral lessons it teaches, explain the existence iof morality in non-christian countries.
#363 to #349 - tyraxio (01/02/2013) [-]
Why should it have changed? The ten commandments are old too, does that mean we should go out killing and lying and stealing? Either you believe in your book, or you don't. I'm not even kidding right now, but you can't just pick the parts you agree with and pretend the ones you don't agree with are not valid. Or, yes, you can, but then you're not a Christian, then you're making your own religion, which is just fine.
User avatar #366 to #363 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
Obviously there are things you can pick and choose throughout the bible! I eat shrimp, wear different fabrics, and treat everyone equally. That's still being a Christian. There are things more emphasized in the bible that you pay attention to, such as the 10 commandments.
#381 to #366 - tyraxio (01/02/2013) [-]
You're so ******* hypocritical man. I say, you can be two kinds of Christian. Either, you believe in a God and believe Jesus was "heavensent" and disregard the Old Testament completely, or you believe in the whole shebang. No, you can't pick and choose. 10 commandments are just as big a part of the Bible as the other rules dictated in there, but let's say they're worth more. Replying to another comment, you said that gay marriage should be kept illegal. Why is that? The rule that gay people shouldn't have the right to marry are just as "emphasized" as the rule that women should be silent.
User avatar #388 to #381 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
I never said gay marriage should be kept illegal. I'm not homophobic.
At both of the Churches I've attended, they have said you don't have to believe in every little thing in the bible! There are things that are outdated in there, the way society was back then. I can eat sea food and approve of women in higher positions than men. I'm still a Christian nonetheless! I believe in the entire bible. You can interpret it in many different ways.
#397 to #388 - tyraxio (01/02/2013) [-]
No, you don't believe in the entire Bible in which case. You believe in God? That's your business. I don't give two ***** , but stop being ridicolous. There are outdated things in the bible because religion is outdated (note, religion, not belief).
User avatar #402 to #397 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
I know I shouldn't even have commented on this in the first place. It was stupid, because I knew something bad was going to happen.
User avatar #400 to #397 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm only being ridiculous because people here are going ******* over a Christian on the internet.
#403 to #400 - tyraxio (01/02/2013) [-]
No, in fact, I thumbed everything you said up, because I think red thumbs are unfair because someone is saying their opinion, but seriously, your logic doesn't make sense.
User avatar #404 to #403 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
Well that's what my Churches taught me. Everyone has their own opinions and beliefs regarding Christianity, I suppose.
#407 to #404 - tyraxio (01/02/2013) [-]
And my point; quit listening to what people tell you, and think about what you're being told and what you're reading. Form your own opinions rather than just repeat what you're being told. You have the ability to rationalise - use it!
User avatar #416 to #407 - padfoott (01/03/2013) [-]
Well I mean it's a Church, that's the point in going to Church. Mind you this is a stricter Church, so I do formulate my own opinions on things.
But thank you, good sir, for not being an ignorant jackass.
#353 to #349 - Her (01/02/2013) [-]
Then why isn't gay marriage legalized and accepted.   
It was thousands of years ago, right?
Then why isn't gay marriage legalized and accepted.
It was thousands of years ago, right?
User avatar #372 to #353 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
Besides, I can't speak for the entire Christian community! Damn, everyone here is acting like I'm the most ignorant person on the internet! Shoot me down for speaking in what I believe in, and yet you guys aren't even treating me equally.
User avatar #357 to #353 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
Well gender roles have changed more than sexuality roles have.
User avatar #369 to #357 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
sexuality roles? what are you talking about?
User avatar #376 to #369 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
I meant the acceptance of being gay. (most) people try and treat all genders equally, but others still disagree with other people's sexuality. Sorry that I worded it weird.
#385 to #376 - tyraxio (01/02/2013) [-]
Does the Bible change just due to people's opinions?
User avatar #384 to #376 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
so God just tells people the general idea at the time and this is a good thing? the general idea of the 1960's America was that black people were stupid and inferior so God could have said this and it would have been great right? what is the point of reading the bible if what you are saying is true?
User avatar #392 to #384 - padfoott (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm not a preacher. I'm not sixty years old-I don't know what was going on in peoples minds then, or what people are even thinking now! I can't ******* speak for everyone and everyone is acting like I can. This is why I shouldn't even have bothered with this.
#373 to #369 - tyraxio (01/02/2013) [-]
#368 to #357 - tyraxio (01/02/2013) [-]
Are you saying sexuality roles haven't changed? Thousands of years ago, marriage was about reproduction and economic agreements between parents. Then came along the idea of romantic love and sexual "love" and everything changed; i.e. homosexuality.
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#328 - mattdoggy (01/02/2013) [-]
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#325 - Her (01/02/2013) [-]
Lord of the Rings >>>> Anything religious.
Lord of the Rings >>>> Anything religious.
#355 to #325 - creosote (01/02/2013) [-]
Except they sell Lord Of The Rings at Christian bookstores, seeing as it has Christiany vibes.
Except they sell Lord Of The Rings at Christian bookstores, seeing as it has Christiany vibes.
#354 to #325 - scipioblade (01/02/2013) [-]
This amuses me- LotR was written as a biblical analogy.
User avatar #333 to #325 - TardytheTurtle (01/02/2013) [-]
if you read the emberverse series, it becomes a religion
#350 to #333 - Her (01/02/2013) [-]
I figured somebody would say that.   
However, there are not many similarities with our religions and theirs. Besides, in a world of magic and magical beings, there would be some sort of religion based around the respect of that nature. Us? We worship some guy and do good deeds because we are afraid of punishment, not because we respect what's good and true.
I figured somebody would say that.
However, there are not many similarities with our religions and theirs. Besides, in a world of magic and magical beings, there would be some sort of religion based around the respect of that nature. Us? We worship some guy and do good deeds because we are afraid of punishment, not because we respect what's good and true.
User avatar #352 to #350 - TardytheTurtle (01/02/2013) [-]
wait, you read the books?
User avatar #361 to #352 - Her (01/02/2013) [-]
Of course.
User avatar #401 to #361 - TardytheTurtle (01/02/2013) [-]
you are possibly the first person I know outside my mom and uncle and me that has read it
anyways, the Rangers adopt it as their religion
so it became religious in it's own rite
so it makes it better than itself
is that possible
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User avatar #367 to #321 - muchasmarcos (01/02/2013) [-]
well some of us were raised by chatolic fanatics. since i study history i need to know it
anyway and have no problem what so ever of beating myparrents in a propper debate about
it. the problem with religious education in my country is that it's being run by the catholic
church even tho the state has to finance it. religious education is supposed to be without
bias and teach of the antropological value of religion instead of being used to forcefully make
you a christian or whatever the dominant religion in your state is.
#327 to #321 - Her (01/02/2013) [-]
They drill that 						****					 into your brain. Whether you like it or not.
They drill that **** into your brain. Whether you like it or not.
User avatar #374 to #327 - skylineboi (01/02/2013) [-]
Dat username....
User avatar #334 to #327 - teoberry (01/02/2013) [-]
They don't drill Timothy. I volunteered at one for a bit and it's just the creation story, Moses, sometimes Elijah, then the gospels.
User avatar #319 - skullnigga (01/02/2013) [-]
You aren't funny.
#314 - farfigschiter (01/02/2013) [-]
I see you trying to appease the internet with relatable hatings that would be sure to land you on the front page. Well I assure you good sir, you have not won over farfigschiter! not today!
#316 to #314 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
oh yes, well now you have got on the wrong side of me, you will feel my wrath and I will question your sexual orientation
User avatar #307 - sockswithsandals (01/02/2013) [-]
Cant people just get along and stop bitchin?
User avatar #305 - iliekcereal (01/02/2013) [-]
Holy crap, you're edgy. Please quit making me feel so inferior OP
User avatar #310 to #305 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
I wish I could, I haven't been able to order food for a month due to edgy comments, I haven't had a big mac in 2 weeks....I need help
User avatar #311 to #310 - iliekcereal (01/02/2013) [-]
I.. What?
User avatar #312 to #311 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
my therapist asked me if I need medication, I insulted his dress sense. I can't help it it is like tourette's
User avatar #318 to #312 - iliekcereal (01/02/2013) [-]
I bet you tell little kids that Santa isn't real every December
User avatar #322 to #318 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
no, that isn't edgy enough
User avatar #324 to #322 - iliekcereal (01/02/2013) [-]
Oh, so what do you do?
User avatar #329 to #324 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
I change the jokes in the crackers to make them edgy and offend everyone, they haven't invited me back in two years
User avatar #330 to #329 - iliekcereal (01/02/2013) [-]
In the crackers? wat
#337 to #330 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
oh sugar I mean the things which you pull and they make the noise and you get hats
User avatar #339 to #337 - iliekcereal (01/02/2013) [-]
We're probably not from the same area because I have no clue what the **** you're talking about.
#341 to #339 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
crackers, you know, crackers, you pull them and it makes a bang and you get a toy and a silly joke and everybody wears the hats, you must know crackers
User avatar #345 to #341 - iliekcereal (01/02/2013) [-]
Never heard of it
User avatar #304 - manformen (01/02/2013) [-]
people care about abortions after rape because the bible says it's wrong and they allow this without anybody even mentioning it
User avatar #299 - feffog (01/02/2013) [-]
inb4 everyone bitches about rage face usage for no reason

i remember when this site used to love the **** out of memes, used le alot as well, but everyone blindly hopped in a bandwagon of hate when 9fags ruined them, but that doesnt mean we have to hate them
#344 to #299 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
We started hating them when they were popularized and raped to death with bad jokes, so now, every time we see them, we are reminded of all the ****** jokes and have negative feelings towards them because of it.
User avatar #303 to #299 - WillWalrus (01/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, when did we start hating rage faces?
User avatar #323 to #303 - teoberry (01/02/2013) [-]
When 4chan started giving 9gag **** for it.
User avatar #338 to #323 - WillWalrus (01/02/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot, Funnyjunk always has to suck up to 4chan even though they barely acknowledge that we exist.
User avatar #346 to #338 - teoberry (01/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, most of them think it's some dark place where the masters of the internet hang out. They can't do **** there, and the average age of a user is 12.
User avatar #348 to #346 - WillWalrus (01/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #298 - nomiscaveman (01/02/2013) [-]
I must say, I never quite understood why people on FunnyJunk dislikes ragefaces. Aren't they there to be used? Or do you not want to seem like 9gag, where ragefaces are used alot? I like FunnyJunk, but really it isn't any more respectable than 9gag.
User avatar #294 - gaybasherboy (01/02/2013) [-]
**gaybasherboy rolls 00** If there is a god, he shalt giveth me dubs!
User avatar #418 to #294 - terowrath **User deleted account** (01/03/2013) [-]
**terowrath rolls 50** If it isn't dubs, he exists.
I wonder how this will turn out.
User avatar #332 to #294 - luvtokill (01/02/2013) [-]
**luvtokill rolls 706** trips or you're dubs were just luck
User avatar #297 to #294 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
well then I'm ******
User avatar #295 to #294 - gaybasherboy (01/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #293 - moyete (01/02/2013) [-]
That was faces without the rage funny!
#291 - futtef (01/02/2013) [-]
MFW drawves
#300 to #292 - futtef (01/02/2013) [-]
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