Bill. . Phones face down stacked at the table during a meal. First person to cheek their phone pays the hill. Awesome idea. rift. Guise, listen, hey guys, what if, listen! What if, guise, what if Everyone pays for their own meal Bill Phones face down stacked at the table during a meal First person to cheek their phone pays hill Awesome idea rift Guise listen hey guys what if listen! What guise Everyone for own
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#17 - memescomefromb
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Guise, listen, hey guys, what if, listen! What if, guise, what if

Everyone pays for their own meal
User avatar #141 to #17 - amoussa
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yeah I agree, forget about that chivalrous crap and I also hate bills being split equally (especially when I order cheap meals and they order expensive ass lobsters with some luxury vintage champagne)
User avatar #45 to #17 - corundum
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(01/02/2013) [-]
NO FUN
User avatar #94 to #17 - huskycreeper
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(01/02/2013) [-]
That's what they do if no one checks their phone during the whole meal.
#9 - fellthatsexydrop
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(01/01/2013) [-]
JOKE'S ON YOU! I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE! NO ONE EVER TEXTS ME!
JOKE'S ON YOU! I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE! NO ONE EVER TEXTS ME!
#113 to #9 - anon id: 095c63e6
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technically you would have a social life because you went out with your peeps to eat
User avatar #148 to #9 - lasmamoe
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But then, who was other phones?
User avatar #19 to #9 - generaljackass
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(01/02/2013) [-]
What is this from? I am perplexed by the large black balls floating and the mysterious gunman.
#21 to #19 - Xepheros
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Doctor Who, I'd wager.
User avatar #23 to #21 - generaljackass
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That is a tad vague, but thank you at least I have a starting point.
#24 - chargedpking
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(01/02/2013) [-]
twist: no one checks their phone and they leave without paying
#101 to #24 - anon id: 6256cdb6
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(01/02/2013) [-]
that face had me laughing like an actual retard
#115 to #24 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account**
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User avatar #96 - victoryismine
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Well it certainly won't be me paying the bill.

My phone never rings.
Nobody loves me.
User avatar #97 to #96 - tonkkax
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk users would win at this game.
#124 to #97 - anon id: 61993989
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What would happen if fj users go on a diner together?
User avatar #128 to #124 - Lijiah
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Everyone would sit there awkwardly long after the meal is over, waiting for someone to check their phone.
User avatar #158 to #124 - tonkkax
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(01/02/2013) [-]
That's what we call "The tree wise men who sat down forever".
#98 to #97 - anon id: 18b67c04
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Implying rape is contageous
#110 to #98 - bearmotherfucker **User deleted account**
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#132 - sippay
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Rule 34, no exceptions.
#144 to #132 - downstreamlife
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(01/02/2013) [-]
thanks, now I'm horny
#39 - isus
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(01/02/2013) [-]
No one checks the phone.. FREE MEAL!!
User avatar #84 - jjristine
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(01/02/2013) [-]
1.Have no phone
2.Order whole menu
3.???
4.Profit
#95 - sammyjankiis
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#99 to #95 - anon id: 18b67c04
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Implying rape is contageous
#127 to #99 - anon id: baa6b5dd
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(01/02/2013) [-]
That's a sexual reference.
#6 - moggz
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Untill one finds out that his mom was in a horrific accident. she has 30 minutes to live. shes comfortable but the damage was to severe. but because of this game and him goofing off with his friends he does not get to say goodbye. his mom dies crying wondering why her only child she sacrificed everything for will not come to say goodbye. At the funeral he can say. At least i didn't have to pay the bill.
User avatar #15 to #6 - Cobaltsushi
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(01/01/2013) [-]
:( **** man
#30 to #6 - gonz
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(01/02/2013) [-]
LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM
#93 - organicglory
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(01/02/2013) [-]
It's not like anyone is going to call/text me anyway