MFW people are excited for the new year.. .. well this was my first new year with a girlfriend I enjoyed it MFW people are excited for the new year well this was my first with a girlfriend I enjoyed it
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#1 - TardytheTurtle
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(01/01/2013) [-]
well this was my first new year with a girlfriend
I enjoyed it
#26 to #1 - zaggystirdust
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(01/02/2013) [-]
same with me
except I did not enjoy it
#11 to #1 - goobyman
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(01/02/2013) [-]
same
she's on my bus and we talk all the time, so the last day i finally kiss her
betafag kiss, but she is super excited as well
14th december 2012
i feel sorry for all those who cannot manage this, i can almost not.
Those brothers will hopefully not forever rest alone.
#49 to #1 - agitobmcfly
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(01/02/2013) [-]
know dat feel brah.
#55 to #1 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
this was me last year...

needless to say, i spent this new years eve single again... feelsbadman
#18 to #1 - sixsicsix
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(01/02/2013) [-]
this was my first year with a boyfriend even better
(gay)
#23 to #1 - HighLitedHelios
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Did the prosthetic hand cost a lot?

I'm just kidding. Congratulations, man.
#53 to #1 - pluckytech
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(01/02/2013) [-]
This was the first year I ever asked out a girl. It was also the first year I was stood up on a date. feelsbadman.png
#66 to #1 - serker
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Still haven't done that... Did spend this new year lying in my bed with a cute girl who maaybe likes me, no idea. But anyways, congrats bro
#4 to #1 - kingthatcrawls
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Congratulations, Matthew.
#6 to #4 - thesirofponies [OP]
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(01/01/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Wait...how did you guess my name?
#5 to #4 - TardytheTurtle
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Not quite
My name's Patrick
#15 to #5 - theoriginalzombie
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Happy for you Rick
#9 - merrymarvelite
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Looks like that image didn't have a very high new years resolution.
#60 to #9 - downwiththesicknes
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(01/02/2013) [-]
That was actually pretty impressive
#13 - mostlyshits
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(01/02/2013) [-]
i could get a girlfriend
.....
YOU DONT KNOW
....IT COULD HAPPEN
#16 to #13 - savirleo
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(01/02/2013) [-]
New Year's resolution
Get a hot girlfriend
Get a girlfriend
Stop crying while masturbating
#10 - thedarklord
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(01/02/2013) [-]
technically the line in the episode is here's to another lousy millennium
#8 - gritsreborn **User deleted account**
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#25 - overlordss
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Really close to getting my first girlfriend who is as in love with videogames as i am...funnyjunk im going to seal this deal soon, trips to decide how i ask her out. Btw her favorite game is bioshock, make it funny guys im counting on you!
Really close to getting my first girlfriend who is as in love with videogames as i am...funnyjunk im going to seal this deal soon, trips to decide how i ask her out. Btw her favorite game is bioshock, make it funny guys im counting on you!
#27 to #25 - fedegon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**fedegon rolls 696**
Hey, [FEMALE'S NAME HERE], would you kindly go out with me?
Well, it was good in my head at least.
#36 to #27 - silasdg
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Flip that 9 over you've got 666. You can take it but it might be a bad sign.
#80 to #27 - pzvz
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**pzvz rolls 542**
#28 to #27 - overlordss
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(01/02/2013) [-]
had already thought of that one, its a possiblity even tho no trips
#34 to #25 - badsamaritan ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**badsamaritan rolls 735**
Tits or GTFO
Works like a charm
#43 to #25 - nefarian
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**nefarian rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at My Dog When He Sees Something New.... **
#44 to #43 - nefarian
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**nefarian rolls 892** Why the **** did I roll a picture?
#56 to #25 - guidedhandsbitch ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**guidedhandsbitch rolls 205** put it in
#61 to #25 - cupcakedevourer
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**cupcakedevourer rolls 453** I like-a your face-a.
#73 to #25 - imzero
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#77 to #25 - cnyeguy
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**cnyeguy rolls 938**
#93 to #25 - kjeks ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**kjeks rolls 098** Put up a bunch of post-it notes around the house with directions starting with "would you kindly" (would you kindly go to the kitchen, would you kindly turn around, whatever you want), then lead it to your desired location, where you will be waiting with sum roses and and ask her "would you kindly be my girlfriend"
#99 to #93 - overlordss
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(01/02/2013) [-]
i like this one, ill put it im the mabye pill and u get a thumb
#41 to #25 - swikkid
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**swikkid rolls 386** screw her mom and then get caught purposely, you then ask her to join in.
#69 to #25 - DropDeadShred
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**DropDeadShred rolls 590**
"Being my date sounds a lot better then being my rape victim."
Trust me bro, never fails.
#33 to #25 - elgringogordo **User deleted account**
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#31 to #25 - bababad
Reply +6
(01/02/2013) [-]
Would you kindly pull on that lever? (gesture towards your penis)
#47 to #31 - ronanstargazer
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(01/02/2013) [-]
THIS.
#46 to #25 - Hreidmar
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**Hreidmar rolls 247** Would you like to find out why they call me Big Daddy?
#32 to #25 - jjristine
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**jjristine rolls 771** AYYO BTCH WUNT SUM FUK?
#78 to #25 - toasthemost ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**toasthemost rolls 061** sex me
#98 to #25 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 315** hey, i got you a special controller, will you be my player 2?
*wait for response*
*walk away* *walk back*

the controller is my penis
#74 to #25 - thisisyourusername
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**thisisyourusername rolls 449**
Ey`babeh wana meet mah big daddeh?
Maibe he culd havst ur Litel child.
#76 to #74 - thisisyourusername
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Fffffff****
#75 to #74 - thisisyourusername
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#89 to #25 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 524** Hey, you're ******* awesome, be my girl.
#64 to #25 - betaguy ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**betaguy rolls 281** tell her you lift
#87 to #25 - amoussa
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**amoussa rolls 315** go from behind, get your floppy dick out, rub it against her butt and tell her that you really like her.
#59 to #25 - camsaint
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**camsaint rolls 294**
#86 to #25 - whycantiusecaps
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**whycantiusecaps rolls 955** Grab her head as if to harvest her.. i have no further thoughts. Then ask her out
#52 to #25 - liftplus
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**liftplus rolls 170**
#85 to #25 - conordalymcr
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**conordalymcr rolls 973** ey girl u want sum fuk
#37 to #25 - bitchpleaseshutup
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 481** I get a boner when i'm around you and you make me fuzzy inside. Would you go out with me
#84 to #25 - unbentgodfather ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**unbentgodfather rolls 536**
#30 to #25 - metatarsis **User deleted account**
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#83 to #25 - goodnighthelena
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**goodnighthelena rolls 096** I like it in the ass.
#29 to #25 - metatarsis **User deleted account**
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#79 to #25 - grizzlydiplomat
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**grizzlydiplomat rolls 412** hey, did you fall from heaven because have sex with me
#38 to #25 - scarytown
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(01/02/2013) [-]
**scarytown rolls 075** Grab her ass and whisper in her ear "I hear they call it a harvest moon."
Spend the next few days recovering from the staggering blow to your groin, or the lingering burning sensation from the pepperspray. If she does neither, you're golden.
#40 to #38 - overlordss
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(01/02/2013) [-]
so far your comment is the only one that has actually made me laugh, thumb for you good sir
#20 - dimentio
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(01/02/2013) [-]
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#65 - Keoul
Reply +5
(01/02/2013) [-]
Forgive me if I'm wrong but isn't the correct quote
"Here's to another lousy millennium" ?
#97 to #65 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
what would he know, he wasn't even there
#48 - detsgudaarne
Reply 0
(01/02/2013) [-]
Woke up with a massive hangover and a text from my girlfriend that she wanted to break up with me. Here's to another lousy year
#54 to #48 - anon
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(01/02/2013) [-]
some people don't even have gf so **** you,you self centered bastard
#67 to #54 - DropDeadShred
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(01/02/2013) [-]
To be fair, he is now one of those people.
#3 - iitoxictz
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(01/01/2013) [-]
See you in 3013 then