Guy Sleepovers. credits to the creator. PILLOW’ CONFIRMED: duty'. OP's sleepover dont know who that bastard is
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#24 - godmaks (01/02/2013) [-]
OP's sleepover
#28 to #24 - leddread **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
Saint's Row 3?
#106 - organicglory (01/02/2013) [-]
>at sleepover   
>one of my friends falls asleep first   
>"i'll show him"   
>put mayonaise on spoon and warm it up in microwave   
>smear on sleeping friends face   
>wake him up too have him see me zipping my pants up   
>inform him that I ejaculated on his face   
>he freaks out   
>15 min later i feel like a dick and tell him its mayonaise   
>MFW he pukes because he can't stand the smell of mayonaise
>at sleepover
>one of my friends falls asleep first
>"i'll show him"
>put mayonaise on spoon and warm it up in microwave
>smear on sleeping friends face
>wake him up too have him see me zipping my pants up
>inform him that I ejaculated on his face
>he freaks out
>15 min later i feel like a dick and tell him its mayonaise
>MFW he pukes because he can't stand the smell of mayonaise
#126 to #106 - sheperdofthestars (01/02/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again.
10/10 would read again.
#22 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
Got drunk with my boys a few days ago. We tried to watch Ted, my friend puked, and everyone fell asleep.
User avatar #17 - paronix ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
My buddies and I used to sockbox.

It's exactly what it sounds like.

The socks made no difference to the pain
User avatar #37 to #17 - ulquiorratheespada (01/02/2013) [-]
My buddies and I used to cockbox.

It's exactly what it sounds like.

I came three times.
User avatar #39 to #37 - paronix ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
... That might actually be less painful than sockboxing.

seriously man those socks did nothing. That **** hurts

Leave my anus alone
#70 to #37 - snipys (01/02/2013) [-]
Cockbox you say?
#93 - bigdogmt (01/02/2013) [-]
>Be in 5th grade   
>two best friends staying at my house   
>decide to stay up all night and beat Custom Robo and Geist for the GC   
>damnstraightniga.jpg   
>first friend falls asleep at 12 like a cock juggling monkey 			******		   
>"we'll show him"   
>other friend and i start to draw on his face   
>and i mean 			*******		 draw, his face was our magnificent canvas and those crayolas were our mighty brush   
>completly cover his face like an inner-city concrete wall    
>realize we used the permanent markers instead of the washable ones   
>			******		.jpg "what have we done?!"   
>forget about because 			****		 him and we have to beat custom robo before the morning light   
>stay up all night like a couple of prepubescent badasses   
>don't say anything to friend, he goes home not knowing   
>mom gets a call from his mom freaking out because he has to go to some gay ass formal thing   
>get grounded for 			*******		 up my friend's face   
>MFW we managed to beat Custom Robo on the hardest difficulty
>Be in 5th grade
>two best friends staying at my house
>decide to stay up all night and beat Custom Robo and Geist for the GC
>damnstraightniga.jpg
>first friend falls asleep at 12 like a cock juggling monkey ******
>"we'll show him"
>other friend and i start to draw on his face
>and i mean ******* draw, his face was our magnificent canvas and those crayolas were our mighty brush
>completly cover his face like an inner-city concrete wall
>realize we used the permanent markers instead of the washable ones
> ****** .jpg "what have we done?!"
>forget about because **** him and we have to beat custom robo before the morning light
>stay up all night like a couple of prepubescent badasses
>don't say anything to friend, he goes home not knowing
>mom gets a call from his mom freaking out because he has to go to some gay ass formal thing
>get grounded for ******* up my friend's face
>MFW we managed to beat Custom Robo on the hardest difficulty
#58 - tyroneisanigger (01/02/2013) [-]
One time I went to the movies with two of my friends (girls). Once the movies got out we were walking to my car to go back to their houses and mine, My car wouldn't start and the theater is 35 miles away,it was a stressful situation, I tell them theres nothing I can do and we'll have to spend the night in the car, call triple A in the morning and go. So all was planned and we spent the night in the car, and since there was two girls they decided they wanted to use "pillows" their soft(ish) purses in a pillow fight, but it was just the two ganging up on me, which being a guy, I didn't have a purse to fight back and they kept hitting me, later after they were really tired out, we had a threesome and that's how I lost my virginity at the age of 21.
User avatar #59 to #58 - milfordcubicle (01/02/2013) [-]
oh
#18 - crazyolitis (01/02/2013) [-]
MFW I'm getting ready for a pillow fight.
MFW I'm getting ready for a pillow fight.
User avatar #61 to #18 - thewasteland (01/02/2013) [-]
Source?
#63 to #61 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
extremely angry shepard search it up on youtube
User avatar #156 to #61 - crazyolitis (01/02/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6QBqCNuB3g or search on youtube for EXTREMELY ANGRY SHEPARD.
User avatar #30 to #18 - weareboss (01/02/2013) [-]
this made me laugh quite a bit!
User avatar #31 to #30 - crazyolitis (01/02/2013) [-]
Glad to be of service.
#85 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
Wrong, Guy sleepovers: Halo, halo, halo, halo.
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User avatar #90 to #85 - ilickrainbows (01/02/2013) [-]
Thumb has been earned.
I'm not a dude, but when I do stay over at guys places (only sleeping/gaming) That is how it goes :3
User avatar #16 - Timmietim (01/02/2013) [-]
You know what we always used to do?

Put a mattress in the swimming pool, usually takes a crane to get it out.
#129 - scumbagposter (01/02/2013) [-]
**scumbagposter rolled a random image posted in comment #424827 at Anime & Manga **Why i fight with in guy sleepover
#155 to #129 - rakoom (01/02/2013) [-]
If you mean "why I fight in guy sleepovers" then I approve.

But if you mean "who I fight with in /guy/ sleepover" then... I approve
User avatar #20 - ieatyououtaldaylon (01/02/2013) [-]
Pillow fights always start fun....then always end horribly.
#103 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My sleep overs:
Become LANs of 5-20 friends and friends of friends
Play basically everything we can think of
go out and smoke hubly every few rounds
midnight food run (McD's or KFC usually)
do weird **** on the way there and back
eat, game, repeat if you still have food
6 a.m feeltired.jpg
everyone stands on roof as the sun comes up
half pass out at 8 other half go running (and passes out when we get home)
sleep 30 minutes usually and do it again
Worthit.avi

Pic related
#109 to #103 - sedativechunk (01/02/2013) [-]
Is that a thermaltake full tower case I spot...
Is that a thermaltake full tower case I spot...
User avatar #111 to #109 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
Why yes it is my good sir, thumb for good eye
#112 to #111 - sedativechunk (01/02/2013) [-]
Very nice, yes you are among other PC enthusiast.
#113 to #112 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
This Pleases me! The Thermaltake is my friends, I myself has a NZXT Phantom (Full tower)
#137 to #113 - thatirishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for all my parts to arrive. My power supply came today. I have no girlfriend.
#141 to #137 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
Nice, what parts are you getting?
Nice, what parts are you getting?
#146 to #141 - thatirishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
**thatirishguy rolled a random image posted in comment #2251309 at FJ RPG **
Case: CM Elite 430
PSU: be quiet! 630w Modular
RAM: 8GB DDR3 1600Mhz (Corsair)
GPU: Asus Radeon HD 7770 2GB
HDD: 750GB
Windows 7
Some other **** I can't remember.
Maximum budget build.
#149 to #146 - thatirishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
**thatirishguy rolled a random image posted in comment #421671 at Anime & Manga **
Should probably mention the AMD Phenom II X4 965 as well for CPU.
User avatar #152 to #149 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry its not that bad

Here's mine

Casis: NZXT Phantom
PSU: Coolmaster 800W
RAM: 8GB 2100Mhz Corsair Vengeance
GPU: 2 x ASUS DCII GTX 560 Ti 2GB 256bit (Hopefully GTX 670 soon)
HDD: 1TB 2 x 500GB (will be a 2T as well soon)
Motherboard: MSI 970A-G46 970GX AM3+
CPU: AMD FX 8150
User avatar #153 to #152 - thatirishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
As I was reading your comment, my case arrived :D
Very nice.
User avatar #154 to #153 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
NICE!! now go good sir and be awesome with your new parts
#158 to #146 - sedativechunk (01/02/2013) [-]
Nice build, I recommend you (and everyone else here) invest in a** solid state drive** for your primary drive. If you shop around you can grab a 120GB Samsung one for as low as $70 bucks sometimes. They are well worth it. I keep my OS on it, Windows boots in under 18 seconds. I also keep a main game I play on it, like BF3, I load in before everyone else and grab the jet. Mine is the Corsair force GT 120GB. As long as you use it wisely it will last you a long time. (like don't put games like LOL or Starcraft II on it... you have to wait for everyone else to load!) don't worry, you'll eventually get one if you become an enthusiast... it starts with a few parts till you have a million dollar monster sitting at your desk with liquid pumps, mods, lights, and the works. I see people spend $100+ just on colored wiring sleeves!   
   
Oh yea, and your girlfriend comment, yea I know that feel. I actually just started building my own comps last year after going through a hard break up (she was a closet lesbian that left me for a girl). It gave me something else to focus on for a long time and helped me get over it. :) Building computers for me is a way to enjoy my single life as a guy in my 20's. If I meet someone again someday that is worth it maybe I will invest my time/heart into them instead but so far the only thing that has gotten me is alot of pain and heartache.
Nice build, I recommend you (and everyone else here) invest in a** solid state drive** for your primary drive. If you shop around you can grab a 120GB Samsung one for as low as $70 bucks sometimes. They are well worth it. I keep my OS on it, Windows boots in under 18 seconds. I also keep a main game I play on it, like BF3, I load in before everyone else and grab the jet. Mine is the Corsair force GT 120GB. As long as you use it wisely it will last you a long time. (like don't put games like LOL or Starcraft II on it... you have to wait for everyone else to load!) don't worry, you'll eventually get one if you become an enthusiast... it starts with a few parts till you have a million dollar monster sitting at your desk with liquid pumps, mods, lights, and the works. I see people spend $100+ just on colored wiring sleeves!

Oh yea, and your girlfriend comment, yea I know that feel. I actually just started building my own comps last year after going through a hard break up (she was a closet lesbian that left me for a girl). It gave me something else to focus on for a long time and helped me get over it. :) Building computers for me is a way to enjoy my single life as a guy in my 20's. If I meet someone again someday that is worth it maybe I will invest my time/heart into them instead but so far the only thing that has gotten me is alot of pain and heartache.
User avatar #147 to #141 - oregmes ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
fancy rich asses T.T
#157 to #113 - sedativechunk (01/02/2013) [-]
Same case as me actually. You should cut out a window ;)
User avatar #159 to #157 - thatirishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
OH GOD.
MAXIMUM SEXINESS.
#52 - Warzonebeta (01/02/2013) [-]
Jeez way to make us look like pansys. You know full well we use the whole bed when we go at it.


You know that actually sounded better in my head...
as a gift I give you this
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User avatar #83 to #80 - anonomoz ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
does anybody have this gif without caption?
User avatar #14 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
when i goto a slumber party
we normally attack the **** out of each other with massive ass pillows
i have one that has feathers in it and a bit of foam inside so
the spikes of the feathers and the hardness of the foam is a killer
i dont get invited to partys anymore
#99 - phanact (01/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - joeyliquid (01/01/2013) [-]
I actually had a mattress fight.. It was at a hotel and they were single beds so the mattress weren't that heavy since it was just a decent hotel. But jesus christ, I got slammed by the corner of one of those things and thought Mike Tyson had come back from the Grave.
#29 to #4 - fuckatron (01/02/2013) [-]
Mike Tyson is still alive...
User avatar #2 - flyingfrogslash (01/01/2013) [-]
First thing that came to mind was a fun game on Mission Trip called "Human Jenga". You stack air mattresses in a formation similar to a jenga tower, and have someone on the top air mattress. Then people take turns charging the tower and trying to knock out a mattress piece, just like jenga.

Come to think of it, I'm not surprised it was banned soon after. :Y
User avatar #15 - rzkruspe (01/01/2013) [-]
The best sleepover idea is the following :
-get a bouncing ball
-get as many moto helmets as there are players
-lock yourselves in a little room
-optionally, secure the windows
-throw the ball like the silly fools you are
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