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#9 - tredbear (01/01/2013) [-]
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his pupils are huge
#37 to #9 - snigrog (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes they are.
User avatar #2 - deltaxomega (01/01/2013) [-]
Idk about you but i torrent all my books b/c **** that.
User avatar #5 to #2 - blackleather (01/01/2013) [-]
My school is a total douche bag and it reports you and gets you sued if you torrent anything.
User avatar #6 to #5 - frolacosta (01/01/2013) [-]
My school illegally scans entire textbooks and sends students the PDF
User avatar #7 to #6 - blackleather (01/01/2013) [-]
Your school is great. Why can't more schools be like that?
User avatar #8 to #7 - dafunkad (01/01/2013) [-]
my university does the same, teachers says that because the universiy is free (i pay nothing), the university isn't selling knowledge but just providing knowledge, so for educational purpose they are allowed to copy books/softwares/etc....

(maybe what i just said didn't meant **** , i'm not an english speaker and i apologize)
User avatar #10 to #8 - captainrattrap (01/02/2013) [-]
What school is that? I would honestly go to a school just for something like that.
#11 to #10 - zombieconsultant (01/02/2013) [-]
Almost sounds like my school too which is Danish. I think its odd and sad that some backwards countries you have to pay for education when you should be paid to get an education
User avatar #36 to #11 - akkere (01/02/2013) [-]
Why would you get paid to have an education?

Free Education is one thing, but the point of receiving an education is acquiring the skills to make money in the first place.
User avatar #60 to #36 - bjartur (01/02/2013) [-]
we scandinavians get payed being in uni's :3
User avatar #66 to #60 - mahnamesjakers (01/02/2013) [-]
I need a one way ticket to Scandinavia because college is ridiculously expensive in America.

But wait, I can only speak English because I was born and raised in America where schools do not stress learning a second language. No wonder people think Americans are uneducated.
User avatar #151 to #66 - daentraya (01/02/2013) [-]
You would actually get far with english. Most people from 17 and up should be expected to be somewhat fluent in english. Also, free healthcare, and lots of chances of support and such. Also, you have to pay 125% for most things. The money has to come from somewhere
User avatar #69 to #66 - bjartur (01/02/2013) [-]
ah, that's no matter. just speak english, everyone will understand :3

the danish accent is ******* hilarious :3
( not danish btw )
User avatar #133 to #11 - gtk (01/02/2013) [-]
My Math teacher talked about this back in high school. You are paid to get an education. In America, every hour you spend in high school equates to about 70 dollars because you will be paid more at a job for having more qualifications. If you decide to get an AA (2 years of college) you are paid about 100 dollars for every hour spent in college (that includes tuition, subtracts the time that you spend actually learning, and assumes that other people started working right away.

long story short, we do get paid for school, just not directly.
#134 to #133 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
And if you aren't able to get a job because the economy sucks ass and every job is getting 100 applications?

How about the fact that the majority that you learn in college you would learn on the job? Medical doctors obviously excluded.

We put too much emphasis on college. Most jobs that require it don't even need it. And yet, here we are, forcing our kids to go to college to get a job. Because, even though that job doesn't need it, we're brainwashed into thinking we need it. We'll pay anything for something most jobs don't even need but require.

Welcome to the real world, where you get ****** and it doesn't make any sense.
User avatar #135 to #134 - gtk (01/02/2013) [-]
And as a matter of fact, college helps you to find a job. For instance, I am currently studying at the University of Arizona as an Industrial Engineer. I got an internship my junior year at Intel and after they saw how I worked in their office they extended the offer that they will pay for the rest of my school and a masters degree if I work for them. Its a secure job because they are investing in me, and I get a free education.

You get from college what you go to get, of course people that party and waste 50 G arnt going to be successful, and they will come complain about it. yeah, sometimes lifes a bitch, but it will be a lot worse if you dont have that piece of paper that says your smart.
User avatar #153 to #10 - dafunkad (01/02/2013) [-]
haha it's utc means compiegne's university of technology, it's french
User avatar #163 to #153 - captainrattrap (01/06/2013) [-]
Oh. I could go to a German school or maybe Spanish but not French. I want to learn to succeed in a career not surrender. (Obligatory overused French joke)
User avatar #164 to #163 - dafunkad (01/06/2013) [-]
k,
User avatar #127 to #8 - misticalz (01/02/2013) [-]
>Telling us great information about a good uni.
>Not telling us the name of the school.
User avatar #152 to #127 - dafunkad (01/02/2013) [-]
haha it's utc means compiegne's university of technology, it's french
#93 to #6 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
School or university?
User avatar #161 to #93 - frolacosta (01/04/2013) [-]
School
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User avatar #63 to #12 - blackleather (01/02/2013) [-]
Actually, it's in the housing contract that you have to read and sign, so technically, it's not illegal cause we are agreeing to it.
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#112 to #5 - jakeattack (01/02/2013) [-]
wait how the **** do they know?
User avatar #113 to #112 - blackleather (01/02/2013) [-]
They monitor the wifi connection and whatnot.
#121 to #113 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
Why not just torrent the book at a local coffee shop? Even McDonald's has wifi now.
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User avatar #158 to #157 - blackleather (01/02/2013) [-]
Actually, everyone has their own individual password for the wifi, so that wouldn't work.
User avatar #25 to #5 - xxhunterxx (01/02/2013) [-]
Torrent off of other wifi, such as Starbucks.
Yeah it's slow, but it's better than nothing.
#95 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
bigwords . com for anyone who needs to get textbooks. It'll find the cheapest price for you. and when you want to sell them back, use bookscouter . com. It does the same thing, but for sites that buy them so you can get the best payback. I've sold some of mine for more than I bought them now.
User avatar #104 to #95 - saxophan (01/02/2013) [-]
Better than amazon prime?
#106 to #104 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
I just checked it out, and yes. It's amazing. I just got all my books for $149.28 instead of $398, and sellback on them from the other site is $142.24, if I do two of them to amazon for giftcards, or $134.75 if I do it cash.
#107 to #106 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
sorry, with amazon it was $159.74
User avatar #109 to #107 - saxophan (01/02/2013) [-]
Cool. There is something to be said for the free 2-day shipping that comes with prime, but money is money.
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#100 to #95 - pebar (01/02/2013) [-]
I'll keep that in mind
#102 - repel (01/02/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#86 - imapatheticbanana (01/02/2013) [-]
what the hell are you wearing bro
#32 - jordygordy (01/02/2013) [-]
i spent $350 for a textbook for my human anatomy class, I never even cracked that son of a whore open and I still got an A in the class...
User avatar #4 - karvarausku ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Only books that we really used in school... Math.
User avatar #46 - StaticX (01/02/2013) [-]
>Take textbooks from library
>Photocopy pages required for each lesson
>????
>Profit
User avatar #79 to #46 - dustyshane (01/02/2013) [-]
All the new books at my campus are wrapped in plastic, and used ones are in the back.
#120 to #46 - JMF (01/02/2013) [-]
Yfw the library charges you 10 cents per page you print
#132 to #120 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
Still end up saving money thouh, 1000 pg txt book would be $100 compared to $400.but that's ony if you use the whole book which you may or may not
User avatar #56 to #46 - whycanticaps (01/02/2013) [-]
******* smart
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#34 to #28 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
I knew it was going to be that quote, and i STILL laughed.
#1 - solarisofcelestia (01/01/2013) [-]
Oh how I can relate to that.
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#128 - saltyblackworm (01/02/2013) [-]
don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#138 to #128 - killerblue (01/02/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#148 to #138 - zatu (01/02/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little loser? I'll have you know I beat the Elite Four and became the champion, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Unova, and I have over 300 PokeDex entries. I am trained in Pokemon catching and I'm the top Pokemon master in the entire Kanto region. You are nothing to me but just another zubat in a cave. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the PokeNav? Think again, loser! As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trainers across the Kanto Region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, loser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred different ways. And that's just with my girth. Not only am I extensively trained in Pokemon training, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Pokemon in my Gramps' lab and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the region, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn loser. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, Ashy-boy.
#145 to #138 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
Hey you shut the **** up.
User avatar #147 to #145 - epsilonism (01/02/2013) [-]
Shut up anon, and contribute some more. Faggot.
#154 to #147 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
Do you even lift faggot?
#149 to #145 - killerblue (01/02/2013) [-]
Haha anon thinks he matters
#90 - hunterdubb (01/02/2013) [-]
**** me, I "rented" my text books but forgot to take them back and just saw a charge (tonight) for $90.56 and $43.38 for the books. O college why so expensive?
#141 - sexyduck (01/02/2013) [-]
That moment when you're out and you think you left the stove on
#144 to #141 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
hey i ******* love you.
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#119 to #110 - ncsutroll (01/02/2013) [-]
******** ... 90% of college text books aren't worth a damn towards the class and they're only there for the school to make more money
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#159 to #123 - ncsutroll (01/03/2013) [-]
I got a B+ in calculus and didn't own the book... i just actually took notes that were worth a ****
#114 to #110 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
That student wanted the D. Any other claim is a lie. It wasn't rape.
#146 to #114 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
*UPDATE* Hey, its the same anon. i so love cock.
#126 to #114 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
hey anon... that was pretty cool....... anon :3
#94 - beeradthelaw (01/02/2013) [-]
Story of my life.
#87 - alurastar (01/02/2013) [-]
thats the 			*******		 truth.
thats the ******* truth.
#38 - soggytomatoe (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm putting this out there whether you want it or not.

College is a ******* scam. They make you pay the equivalent of a Ferrari at some universities, where you retain 5% of what you actually pay for. College is like saying "Oh, you wan't to be a firefighter? Better learn ******* calculus then". Sure meeting new people and getting drunk off your ass is awesome, but it doesn't make up for the $25,000 that your parents have to fork over to the money-hungry ******* at the university. In case anyone was wondering: Yes, I am butthurt.
User avatar #108 to #38 - saxophan (01/02/2013) [-]
It is extremely expensive at face value. However, if you apply to a lot of colleges and also apply extensively for financial aid, you might be able to find a college that's more affordable after all is said and done. My mom makes about $40k a year, and my dad is dead, and I'm currently paying about $4,000/yr for a $50k+/yr school. Comparable prices were proposed to me at at least three other schools I applied for. I'm not by any means 100% certain that this is the case, but I think if you try hard enough, you should be able to find a school that does a fair job of accommodating your financial situation.

Also, in the spirit of thinking outside the box, I'd like to mention that college is more than the empirical four years of education that naysayers like to suggest it is. If you're doing it right, college should be some of the best years of your life. You steadily gain a sense of independence, make new friends, go new places, maybe have your first serious relationship, and ultimately learn a lot more about yourself. You can't really put a price on that.
User avatar #39 to #38 - datargumme (01/02/2013) [-]
Feels nice to live in a 1st world country where education is a free thing-
User avatar #40 to #39 - soggytomatoe (01/02/2013) [-]
Wanna hear a secret?

college isn't free
User avatar #42 to #40 - datargumme (01/02/2013) [-]
In my country it is
User avatar #47 to #42 - moldybreadcrumb (01/02/2013) [-]
What country? I want to go there.

I like typing small.
User avatar #44 to #42 - soggytomatoe (01/02/2013) [-]
can i come then?
User avatar #45 to #44 - datargumme (01/02/2013) [-]
I wont mind
#49 to #42 - techketzer (01/02/2013) [-]
No. Only financed by the government, which in turn is finances itself through your taxes.
You college isn't free, you've even got an additional middleman.

Imagine university professors working for free. No such thing.
#71 to #38 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm just lucky because my dad works for Vanderbilt so they pay 70-80% of the fees to any college I go to. I know what you mean though.
#91 to #38 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
a lot of universities are state funded and non profit
It takes money to maintain so many buildings and pay the wages of the professors.
#59 to #38 - pebar (01/02/2013) [-]
MFW you're complaining when your parents are paying for a huge chunk if not all of the cost.
#62 to #59 - soggytomatoe (01/02/2013) [-]
MFW you have to pay off student loans that cost more than your entire life.
#88 to #62 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
hyperbole much?
with an average job, a person makes millions in their lifetime (total)
#89 to #88 - soggytomatoe (01/02/2013) [-]
What you basically said
#96 to #89 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
50k/year * 40 years of working = $2 million (less with taxes)
dumbass
#131 to #96 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
>implying 50K a year is an average job
>Implying the average person has an average job
>Implying they will keep said job for 40 years


That's hilarious. Try 15K per year, anon. That'd be more realistic.
#143 to #131 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
that's like full time min wage... most people don't get paid the same a high school drop out their entire life
User avatar #67 to #62 - pebar (01/02/2013) [-]
Let's say $60k for a 4 year degree (including boarding), less $25k from your parents, less scholorships (maybe $5k), means $30k for you to pay from a GOOD college, and that's if you aren't working part time. Student loans are low interest; if you don't live like you don't have any debt after college, you can pay it off in a few years. Quit bitching...
User avatar #72 to #67 - soggytomatoe (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes, because everyone in America can afford the $30k a year for college. I'm currently living in a lower middle class family. My sister was lucky enough to get a full ride scholarship to play softball at Loyola-Chicago University. But guess what? If she didn't get a full ride scholarship, no college for her. My family would be in so much debt that my parents would probably kill themselves. The way your thinking is "Why can't people just go to college?" It's not that simple. So shut the **** up and quit thinking that everyone can afford college.

I'll let you in on a secret, college is EXPENSIVE. I know that's a big word for somebody like yourself that probably comes from a upper class family.
User avatar #84 to #72 - charolastra (01/02/2013) [-]
If you're poor (and I mean actually poor, as in living in a family where you live with your single mother who makes $23,000 a year), then federal aid and scholarships (if you're a good student) can take care of most of the cost.
#111 to #72 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
30k for all 4 years, not per year
User avatar #78 to #72 - pebar (01/02/2013) [-]
My parents make a combined total of about 40k a year and I live just a few blocks from "the hood." If you want to go to college, then you're going to have to work. Public schools are state-funded and doing well in that can earn you a lot of scholarships. My sister just finished her doctor of chiropractics degree 2nd in her class by WORKING HARD. Being poor just means you have to work harder; it doesn't make it impossible.
#41 to #38 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
you dont go to college to become a firefighter retard
User avatar #52 to #38 - snaikravdra (01/02/2013) [-]
what's funny is my community college only costs about 2,000 a semester
User avatar #55 to #38 - pebar (01/02/2013) [-]
Most real jobs require you to have a degree; it doesn't even matter what you major in. Getting a degree proves that you have the ability to work hard. And statistically, those same jobs pay significantly more than jobs that don't require it. That increased pay will more than cover the cost of college. Also, the very prestigious colleges, they look really good for you when applying for high paying jobs.
#57 to #38 - whycanticaps (01/02/2013) [-]
mfw my course will cost me just over 5k for two years and I'm paying it myself
#81 to #57 - dustyshane (01/02/2013) [-]
Same here, great isn't it?
Same here, great isn't it?
#70 to #38 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
It's very true. It's incredibly expensive. Pre-pharm was a good $12,000 and I'm looking at probably another $60,000 to get through actual pharmacy school. If I wanted to, at starting salary, I can have that debt paid off in 2 years (one if those silly things like food and shelter weren't required). Might take longer than that since there's no interest and I don't need to.... but that's beside the point.

Basically, 6 years of school will cost me 2 years of work. Not a bad trade considering the income afterward will be very nice. Not crazy rich of course, but relatively high and STABLE. Can you think of many towns that don't have a pharmacy? On the other end of the spectrum, my brother dropped out of college. He's currently working as a hospital software trainer and making $60,000+ a year. Plenty for comfortable living.

So why does a degree matter? He worked his ass off in that company, climbing the ladder, to make it to that pay. I'll just have to turn in a job application. We both have to put in crap time. Only instead of school, he worked in a ****** call center until he showed that he knew the software better than some of the people coding it.

And if that company ever fails or restructures or something? He's a nobody again. Oh? You were a software trainer? So what? What does that matter? You can say you were the best person at that company, but everybody else does too. Me? I'd just have to find a pharmacy with an opening and flash my little piece of paper called a degree. Yay! I'm employed again!

I like having money and I like having peace of mind. You generally won't get that without some sort of degree.
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