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#50 - deezknuts (01/02/2013) [-]
1. My name is jonas
2. I'm carrying the wheel


foolproof 100%
#101 to #50 - smokeymouse (01/02/2013) [-]
so what happens when you're carrying it and everyone else has a different answer?
#103 to #50 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
I don't get it...
#107 to #50 - sweateagle (01/02/2013) [-]
No One Else could win this much in the comment section.
#69 to #50 - shugudugs (01/02/2013) [-]
I 			*******		 love Weezer. My god.
I ******* love Weezer. My god.
#59 to #50 - fabledmocker **User deleted account** (01/02/2013) [-]
Why doesn't this have 100 thumbs?

#85 to #59 - deezknuts (01/02/2013) [-]
it does now my friend
#86 to #59 - switchblayde (01/02/2013) [-]
because more than 100 people thumbed it up.    
   
inb4 time lapse to thumb count.
because more than 100 people thumbed it up.

inb4 time lapse to thumb count.
#51 to #50 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
9.5/10, best comment of 2013.
#1 - petagriffeenisafag (01/01/2013) [-]
'What is your name?'

Easiest 2 points ever.
#55 to #1 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
The ASVAB test is a military score test for qualification. You get points for writing your name. And you don't even have to spell it correctly.
User avatar #66 to #1 - prontoon (01/02/2013) [-]
when i took the SATs i spelt my name wrong, needless to say it isnt the easiest points...
User avatar #7 to #1 - aahrg (01/01/2013) [-]
I have a teacher who gives marks for spelling her name correctly...
User avatar #21 to #7 - cptmongtard ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
So do I. Her full name is Mirielle Nshimirimana :/
#36 to #21 - unncommon (01/02/2013) [-]
**** , I know that feel.

>my teachers Facebook (keep in mind that Asians look young)
User avatar #47 to #36 - cptmongtard ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Uhm. What?!
User avatar #49 to #47 - unncommon (01/02/2013) [-]
Needless to say, I'm failing Algebra.
User avatar #77 to #21 - aahrg (01/02/2013) [-]
really? my teachers name is tanya neub.... not nearly as complicated as you or the one below you....
#2 to #1 - gwlk (01/01/2013) [-]
Really? I can never seem to remember.
User avatar #46 to #2 - snerus (01/02/2013) [-]
GOD ******* DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT
User avatar #81 to #46 - mahnamesjakers (01/02/2013) [-]
Please never make a comment again.
User avatar #19 - thatevanguy (01/02/2013) [-]
1. John Smitherson

2. How the hell should i remember? I just came back from a wedding, I was hammered as **** .


Problem solved.
User avatar #25 to #19 - Theyneverknow (01/02/2013) [-]
Who was driving if you were all hammered?
User avatar #35 to #25 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2013) [-]
The hammer.
#39 to #35 - equu (01/02/2013) [-]
MC?
#27 to #25 - mistahlegend (01/02/2013) [-]
The dog.
User avatar #65 to #25 - TheUsername (01/02/2013) [-]
How do you think the tire burst?
User avatar #32 to #25 - darkjustifier (01/02/2013) [-]
Wasn't one of the questions.
#68 - sneakycub (01/02/2013) [-]
1. Derp McDerpson

2. Yes
#38 - syis (01/02/2013) [-]
What is your name?
User avatar #78 - arnolducus (01/02/2013) [-]
simple
1. (your name)
2. the flat one
#84 - nightlynutria (01/02/2013) [-]
>tire bursts
>push car

because a flat tire ***** up the motor and you cant drive the car.

The real story says they didn't make it to the test because they just had a flat tire.
#139 to #84 - JMF (01/02/2013) [-]
Made me think of this episode of King of the Hill, so I made this to counteract your argument.
#143 to #84 - snaikravdra (01/02/2013) [-]
maybe they were way the hell out in the boonies or something.   
   
besides, you can push a car with a flat if you take the flat off.
maybe they were way the hell out in the boonies or something.

besides, you can push a car with a flat if you take the flat off.
#148 to #84 - sneakycub (01/03/2013) [-]
A flat tire doesn't mess up a car engine I would know im a mechanic worst thing that could happen is your crack a rim
A flat tire doesn't mess up a car engine I would know im a mechanic worst thing that could happen is your crack a rim
#149 to #148 - sneakycub (01/03/2013) [-]
you*
you*
User avatar #28 - jaggedherp (01/02/2013) [-]
They all got one hundred. You don't go that in depth with a story without specifying before hand what tire popped.
User avatar #45 to #28 - Thehappyemu ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
The story always goes like that. The students will most likely give different answers, and they'll be caught in the lie.
User avatar #30 to #28 - reican (01/02/2013) [-]
left front tire
User avatar #31 to #30 - reican (01/02/2013) [-]
remember dat **** left front tire
#40 to #31 - thatfuego (01/02/2013) [-]
and if anyone ***** up, they are getting ****** up
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#67 to #63 - majormoron (01/02/2013) [-]
I dont think you know how to use that meme.
User avatar #90 to #67 - dxninjaxo (01/02/2013) [-]
I think you were so much of a major moron, he made a pun of the word "right" good job thumbing him down guys!
#109 to #90 - alldaypk (01/02/2013) [-]
not a very good pun though
User avatar #110 to #109 - dxninjaxo (01/02/2013) [-]
meh. still a pun
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User avatar #93 to #92 - dxninjaxo (01/02/2013) [-]
11 people agreed with you, i dont see how that makes you right.....
User avatar #94 to #93 - majormoron (01/02/2013) [-]
no, actually, at least 24 people did, seeing as that is how many put that one down
#100 to #63 - deezknuts (01/02/2013) [-]
Carlos you retarded ****** get the **** off funnyjunk
User avatar #91 to #63 - dxninjaxo (01/02/2013) [-]
CARLOOOOOOOS!
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#114 - deadmilk (01/02/2013) [-]
<The Deans face when he hands out the test...
<The Deans face when he hands out the test...
User avatar #124 to #114 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2013) [-]
What episode is that from?
User avatar #128 to #124 - deadmilk (01/02/2013) [-]
not sure :(
User avatar #52 - xxhunterxx (01/02/2013) [-]
1. My name is "whatever you're ******* name is"
2. I don't remember, it was dark, I was passing in and out of conscience, and I was more concerned on the fact that my dick was bleeding than what tire popped.
#131 - allnamesaretaken (01/02/2013) [-]
1. Dolan
2. No
#118 - mausbaus (01/02/2013) [-]
Dean'sfw
#99 to #97 - creosote (01/02/2013) [-]
They really fell straight into that one...
They really fell straight into that one...
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#119 - adxminisgay **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#88 - darthblam ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Who the **** pushes their car home because of a busted tire? Whoever made up this story doesn't know their **** .
User avatar #48 - Ragumshnagum (01/02/2013) [-]
But who was tire?
#18 - skuser (01/02/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/944953/Final/ Submitted: 09/09/2010   
   
God... This is so old....
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/944953/Final/ Submitted: 09/09/2010

God... This is so old....
User avatar #24 to #18 - mystifizinski (01/02/2013) [-]
holy **** , in the comments are only...ragefaces, it looks like 9gag.
#23 to #18 - jocosejenkins (01/02/2013) [-]
I've never seen it before, so I for one am grateful for this repost, for it brought me lols.
User avatar #115 - toosexyforyou (01/02/2013) [-]
1. you always work out your whole story ahead of time and are all agreed on every little thing.

2. if you happened to miss something, like which tire was flat, you always go with the first option, front left tire.
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