Read dat sexy ass description. As a current 16 year old this angers me that as a child i was pretty damn sure all this would happen by at least 2010 and AINT HA sarah jessica parker in a Turtle neck
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Read dat sexy ass description

Read dat sexy ass description. As a current 16 year old this angers me that as a child i was pretty damn sure all this would happen by at least 2010 and AINT HA

As a current 16 year old this angers me that as a child i was pretty damn sure all this **** would happen by at least 2010 and AINT **** HAPPEN TYRONE.

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#44 - brioshell **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 to #44 - aazz (01/01/2013) [-]
stfu, what do you know
#61 to #44 - sovereignsunkown (01/01/2013) [-]
and tachyons as well; they actually exceed light speed, although can't decelerate below it...and are also speculated to move backwards through time.
yay physics
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#80 - BeastTank (01/01/2013) [-]
Lets analyze this:
Flying cars: They can probably make these but not close to as easily as regular cars and would be a lot more expensive
Hoverboard: Within next 10 years i bet we will be able to make these but again, very expensive, like jetpacks
Lightsaber: Can we make a laser sword? probably but to make the laser end at a certain length like in star wars is complicated. This isn't a priority in technology as guns are much more effective but we do most likely have the technology to make a lightsaber more or less
Aliens: There is no way to estimate when we will, if ever, encounter aliens. We have found water on other planets in our solar system but no proof of organic life, if bacteria even counts as an alien. There are probably aliens somewhere in the universe but theres no way to determine how close or even if we will ever meet them.
Portals: Unless you count black holes, there are no signs toward us creating portals anytime soon. I don't see us harnessing black holes, and I dont see us developing this technology any time soon
Time Travel: Sorry Marty Mcfly, but I highly, highly doubt we will ever have time travel. There are too many reasons for me to list why we would not be able to speed up, slow down, or reverse the flow of time, such as how the **** we would even connect with the flow of time using a machine. I'm just leaving this one at no.
Light Speed: This goes with portals. Unless we break down particles into light, we will never go close to light speed.
Cyborgs: Depends what you mean. People have already been using robotic limbs and such, but if you mean a baby thats born from a robot and a person, I dont think that will ever be possible.
Blasters: These actually would be extremely useful and Are being developed. By blasters, im referring to guns that shoot lasers and dont use ammo. These will save billions in ammo and probably will be available within 7-8 years

TL;DR: As cool as these are, they are not a priority in modern technology
User avatar #302 to #80 - speshulist (01/02/2013) [-]
There is such things as 'blasters' far from being an easily carried weapon by hand, but there is technology that you could easily relate to blasters.

Also there has been experiments with 'portals' with rats, they've gotten one single rat to teleport to another cage, only to see that it was totally frozen. I insist that you go look it up, its an interesting read.
User avatar #318 to #80 - admiralen ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
dont see why there is all these theories about black holes and time travel and portals and such, a black hole isnt a hole... its a collapsed star, its just an orb with enough gravity to pull in all light without letting it out (quasars excluded)
User avatar #101 to #80 - VikingSharkPANCH (01/01/2013) [-]
Dude but hoverboarding? That would be rad as hell. Imagine just poppin in some chill music into your ipod and just floating through some streets and cruising. It would prob be like a snowboard u just chill and flow, maybe do some slides and butters or something
#97 to #80 - asasqw (01/01/2013) [-]
Light saber is plasma you filthy casual
#19 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
just waiting for virtual reality mmos....
aka sao
User avatar #288 to #19 - bulbakip (01/02/2013) [-]
But then you die.
#250 - RykenX (01/02/2013) [-]
Why don't you go to science school or some **** and invent these things captain angrypants.
User avatar #256 - philliyoMLB (01/02/2013) [-]
Right? It's ******* ******** , scientists should really stop trying to find a cure for cancer and focus on this **** , what a bunch of assholes.
#54 - watthekilo (01/01/2013) [-]
any alien species? ya really sure about that ?
#299 to #54 - RipperMan (01/02/2013) [-]
are you sure you don't want my hot Turian ass?
#319 to #54 - admiralen ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
we have an alien on earth who is famous
User avatar #99 to #54 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
H.R. Giger if anyone is wondering
User avatar #107 to #99 - watthekilo (01/01/2013) [-]
H.R. Giger my favorite artist. he made a icon in mass media
User avatar #58 to #54 - karvarausku ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
is the head made to look like a giant dick on purpose...
User avatar #59 to #58 - sovereignsunkown (01/01/2013) [-]
yes. i laughed pretty hard when ridley scott said that
User avatar #60 to #59 - karvarausku ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
In my entire life I had no idea...

Damn creepy aliens.
#274 - xtremehivoltage (01/02/2013) [-]
HALF LIFE 3
User avatar #123 - wexfordian (01/01/2013) [-]
...And Half-Life 3
#277 - antekk (01/02/2013) [-]
A girlfriend...
User avatar #282 to #277 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2013) [-]
I have one. Oh wait, FunnyJunk doesn't give a **** unless the content is girlfriend related.
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#266 - peggscott (01/02/2013) [-]
Light speed... Go to your light switch, turn it off. Turn it on...?
User avatar #269 to #266 - theturtletorres (01/02/2013) [-]
Or point a laser pointer at the moon and drag it cross.... BOOM speed of light broken
User avatar #273 to #269 - peggscott (01/02/2013) [-]
Wont lie, I would rather take the sum of money it would take to buy a pointer so powerful that you could visibly see it on the moons surface from earths, and invest it into actually breaking the speed of light in a manned craft...
User avatar #275 to #273 - theturtletorres (01/02/2013) [-]
With a 100+ watt laser beam, striking the reflectors that were left on the moon's surface, and using a telescope, the return can be detected and even measured.
#276 to #275 - peggscott (01/02/2013) [-]
alright then... lets do this
User avatar #270 to #269 - theturtletorres (01/02/2013) [-]
across*
#194 - whathappenslive (01/01/2013) [-]
Half life 3......................
#216 to #194 - halflifeiii (01/02/2013) [-]
Good ******* luck i'll be a while.
#150 - Welshhobo (01/01/2013) [-]
We live in a world where you can buy electronic cigarettes and make music with lightning. We are already living the 			*******		 future.
We live in a world where you can buy electronic cigarettes and make music with lightning. We are already living the ******* future.
#161 to #150 - beerterror (01/01/2013) [-]
That's a nice point of view.
#115 - daniboyi (01/01/2013) [-]
Let's just invent this thing and then we can acquire most of the things you speak of.
#121 to #115 - epiknarwhalz (01/01/2013) [-]
I like your idea.
I like your idea.
#52 - teets (01/01/2013) [-]
a funny female comedian
#147 to #52 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rebel Wilson, Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Ellie Kemper.
Don't be a dick.
#229 - himyouknowwho ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
AND a Nano-suit
#232 to #229 - himyouknowwho ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
that comes with a phone
#218 - thebritishguy (01/02/2013) [-]
and dinosaurs, don't forget dinosaurs
and dinosaurs, don't forget dinosaurs
#49 - hidemoto (01/01/2013) [-]
But, but jetpacks!
But, but jetpacks!
User avatar #78 to #49 - huskygunner (01/01/2013) [-]
....cost several million dollars and are severely impractical.
User avatar #35 - jeengak (01/01/2013) [-]
you know what i want? a ******* quick freeze box that can chill my drink just as fast as a microwave can heat food. And NO a freezer is not what i mean... freezers still take like 10 mins
User avatar #38 to #35 - churrundo (01/01/2013) [-]
fill a bucket with ice halfway, then fill it with water. put cans in for 3 minutes.
#45 to #38 - KievLeviathan (01/01/2013) [-]
adding salt makes it faster
User avatar #71 to #35 - dashdashdash (01/01/2013) [-]
^^^^^^^This ***** knows whats up!
#141 to #35 - lemleet (01/01/2013) [-]
i think it would be possible to create an device where you can put your drinks in and press a button which causes that the device gets filled up with liquid nitrogen. would be expensive though
User avatar #225 to #35 - xXthabeastXx (01/02/2013) [-]
I was just saying that yesterday! The champagne was warm and I was like, "We should create a reverse micro-wave." Everyone just looked at me weird...
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