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#7 - phanact (01/01/2013) [-]
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zip zop zoopityzop
#22 - themastertroller ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
hat the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
#53 to #22 - tibialun (01/01/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#54 to #22 - tibialun (01/01/2013) [-]
What in God's name did you utter, puking beetle-headed scullion? I’ll say to thee that I graduated top page in my class, and I’ve partaken in numerous quests for the holy grail, and I have slain over 300 heathens in the holy-lands. I am versed in ram warfare and I’m the top knight in all the Round Table. Thou art nothing to me but just another sheathe for my sword. I will send you to God's kingdom with valour the likes of which has never been seen before in all the land, so heed these words. Thou thinks you can say that to a noble such as myself over courier pigeon? Don't make me laugh, thy currish base-court bladder! As I write this I am contacting my secret network of inquisitors across Europe and your home is being stalked by the royal assassin right now so thou best prepare for a mighty tempest, thine tottering clapper-clawed barnacle. The tempest that butchers the cowardly chicken known as your life. Thou art already dead, thou frothy dismal-dreaming baggage. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slay you in over four-score and seven ways, and that’s just with my gauntlets. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire armoury of King Arthur's Court and I will use it to its full extent to send you're miserable backside to kingdom-come, thou with an odour of defecation. If only you could have foreseen what God-sent wrath your little “clever” message was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have respected the authority of a noble. But you could not, you did not, and now thou shalt have thy just-desserts, you Mewling Notty-pated hedgepig. I will defecate the scourge of God-almighty all over you and thou shalt cease to breathe under it. Thou art utterly slain, you inbred hugger-muggers infant.
#55 to #22 - tibialun (01/01/2013) [-]
What in the Lord's name hast thou accused me of, you mangy cur? I take it upon myself to inform thee I completed mine service as a Crusader in a position of leadership, and personally spited at the very least three-hundred moslems upon my lance alone. I was taught powerful forms of combat in strange lands beyond Egypt by immensely hairy blacks and I be the greatest knight in all of Britannia! Thou art nothing to me but another knave to be stuck down. I shall remove thee from the King's lands with skill none hath ever witnessed in all of God's creation, mark my blasted words. Thou believe you may escape unharmed after uttering such vile phrases to me via magical pigeon? Ye may wish to rethink, oaf. As we converse, I am calling upon my network of allies all across Britain, and your coat of arms is being delivered to me at this very moment, so it would be best for your continued survival if you prepared for the firestorm to be delivered to your doorstep, worm. The sort of firestorm that would decimate the insignificant, worthless thing thee refers to as your life. Thou art as dead, child. I am capable of relocating mineself anywhere, anytime, and I am well versed in more than seven hundred different forms of killing, and that be with mere fisticuffs. Not only am I gargantuanly trained in such modes of combat, but I additionally am permmitted access to the entirety of our liege the King's armies and am sure to make full use of it to remove your stain upon our great nation, thou filthy pig. If only thee had the sense to fathom what hellfire thine witty remark would surely bring upon you, and now thee will feel the retribution, you damnable fool. I will deficate divine fury upon you and thou will drown in it. Ye be doomed, peasant.
#23 to #22 - getoffit (01/01/2013) [-]
10/10.   I will hue at this for many ages to come.
10/10. I will hue at this for many ages to come.
#61 - ugabz (01/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 to #61 - itsmewaffle (01/01/2013) [-]
HA MATH JOKES
#18 - Jmo (01/01/2013) [-]
#45 - omegadynasty (01/01/2013) [-]
Now, you will get ready for the zim-zam and the babbity-bibbity! And you will take your clothes off like thoo and thoom! And get ready for the most splendiferouos pudding-pop you have ever seen!
#48 - tvibe (01/01/2013) [-]
These floobity doob internets and their flam bam wicky dicky memey weemies. It just makes a thoom tham old man feel all wippy tippy young again. Zim zam pow puddin.
These floobity doob internets and their flam bam wicky dicky memey weemies. It just makes a thoom tham old man feel all wippy tippy young again. Zim zam pow puddin.
#65 - gtocforyou ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
#70 to #65 - Rascal (01/01/2013) [-]
I salute you for the sheer amount of time you spent typing that.
#75 to #70 - Rascal (01/02/2013) [-]
That's a copypasta
#44 - xxospreyxx (01/01/2013) [-]
<- Bill Cosby's long lost son.
User avatar #47 to #44 - geffunplz (01/01/2013) [-]
Slightly resembles Johnny Depp.
#76 to #47 - Dwarf (01/02/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at doctor who ** Jesus
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User avatar #60 to #58 - alltimetens (01/01/2013) [-]
Now that I think of it, it kind of does.
#1 - Rascal (01/01/2013) [-]
Front page
#78 - guidedhandsbitch (01/02/2013) [-]
Did I just get molested in that last panel?
Did I just get molested in that last panel?
#41 - Marker ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
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I think I found his illegitimate brother.
#67 to #41 - luckyspirit (01/01/2013) [-]
MFW your username
MFW your username
User avatar #81 to #67 - Marker ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm going to assume Dead Space (which I have not played) since I get that a lot.
User avatar #57 to #41 - morgaroth ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Scatman John. . . I love you.
User avatar #8 - docxy (01/01/2013) [-]
puddin
only cause its nowhere here
#79 - adrianking ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Now to scroll through pages and pages of Cosby-style gibberish in the comments.

Hooray.
User avatar #35 - vanoreo (01/01/2013) [-]
Turns out Bill Cosby is a complete asshole...

My uncle worked at an airport for a while and Bill Cosby came up and started yelling and **** because it was taking a bit for his bags to get to him.

Apparently he's a cock.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - vanoreo (01/01/2013) [-]
No I mean he acted like an asshole.

More than you would.
User avatar #42 to #40 - darkjustifier (01/01/2013) [-]
So....he's an average old guy?~ahue
#51 to #42 - Rascal (01/01/2013) [-]
you, let me love you.
User avatar #52 to #51 - darkjustifier (01/01/2013) [-]
I love you too anon.
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