Tosh. .. So you're walking in the club and this girl slaps your girlfriends ass. What do you do? Ugly Girl joke
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#12 - pasiusquotum
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(01/01/2013) [-]
So you're walking in the club and this girl slaps your girlfriends ass.

What do you do?
#14 to #12 - darkjustifier
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Threeway?
#15 to #12 - anon
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(01/01/2013) [-]
baggin that ****
#21 to #12 - alphashell
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(01/01/2013) [-]
uhhh... sauce?
#23 to #12 - recio **User deleted account**
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#34 to #12 - derakus
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Scream ``GOD DAMN IT BILBHOE!``
#39 to #12 - anon
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(01/01/2013) [-]
id still hit it
#33 to #12 - gemleonn
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Give it back the ring
#48 to #12 - generaljackass
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#37 to #12 - skergex
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Okay we'll do this. But the lights have to be OFF.
#17 to #12 - douchebuttt
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Give it this...
#20 to #12 - foop
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(01/01/2013) [-]
put a bag on her head and **** the **** out of her
#36 to #12 - jsrf
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(01/01/2013) [-]
I would ask her why she slapped my hand
#45 to #12 - elgrind
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Cut the head and **** the body.
#32 to #12 - shnoople
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(01/01/2013) [-]
**** her with the lights off
#28 to #12 - bitchplzzz
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Call upon some priests. Or an exorcist. Or a heavily armed person who doesn't afraid of anything.
#41 to #12 - xldarkking
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(01/01/2013) [-]
paper bag, nuff said
#24 to #12 - galkawhm
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Wonder why the **** I have a girlfriend.
#1 - cumsinbucket
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(01/01/2013) [-]
zoolander that is all
#2 to #1 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account**
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#3 to #2 - cumsinbucket
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Don't be a Debbie downer.
#4 to #3 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account**
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#5 to #4 - cumsinbucket
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(01/01/2013) [-]
All Ben Stiller movies are terrible.
#16 to #5 - swampert
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Clearly you haven't seen There's Something About Mary
#31 to #16 - slashendrix
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(01/01/2013) [-]
or Tropic Thunder
#57 to #31 - cumsinbucket
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(01/02/2013) [-]
that was a jack black movie for me
#59 to #57 - slashendrix
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(01/02/2013) [-]
but it was directed, produced, written, and acted by Ben Stiller. But for acting, Ithought it was a Robert Downey Jr. Movie.
#60 to #59 - cumsinbucket
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Brandon T. Jackson was also in that movie
#61 to #60 - slashendrix
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Yeah and Jay Baruchel and Nick Nolte and Danny McBride and also Tom Cruise and also that British corporate guy from the other guys. I forget his name.
#62 to #61 - cumsinbucket
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(01/02/2013) [-]
You know your **** I now concede.
< I have done what should never be done.
#63 to #62 - slashendrix
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(01/02/2013) [-]
It is alright man, and thank you. May your days upon FJ be fulfilling in your spiritual humor growth. Happy New Year.
#64 to #63 - cumsinbucket
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(01/02/2013) [-]
I'll probably just be **** and post things that get thumbed downed
#58 to #16 - cumsinbucket
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(01/02/2013) [-]
i haven't
#6 to #5 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#7 to #6 - americanbaddass
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(01/01/2013) [-]
DOG! that is all
DOG! that is all
#26 - cjgnh
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(01/01/2013) [-]
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#8 - kook
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(01/01/2013) [-]
That joke isn't even from that special

This is completely serious, the joke is from happy thoughts. 0/10 downvote
#13 to #8 - pasiusquotum
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#38 - blockheadboy
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(01/01/2013) [-]
How ironic that Daniel Tosh never works.
#40 to #38 - makethingsworse ONLINE
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Well, entertainers don't usually have jobs like we do. His job isn't easy at all. It's actually probably harder than your job.
#43 to #40 - ravyen
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(01/01/2013) [-]
*facepalm*
#46 to #43 - ThatGuyWhoTalks
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(01/01/2013) [-]
He has a point. Could you perform in front of big crowds for hours? Most likely not.
#52 to #46 - ravyen
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Not really, Tosh enjoys what he does and is naturally talented at it. He goes on stage and talks to a crowd, easily makes them laugh, and does it again the next night.

An hour of easy work every now and then that pays a lot of money.
#47 to #46 - luckyspirit
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Any moron can do it. You just have to be offensive and/or vulgar enough to get attention. And what if Ravyen's job involves something like working with heavy machinery? Construction? Doctor? Being in the military? I'm pretty sure a career in entertainment isn't nearly as stressful and difficult as those.
Any moron can do it. You just have to be offensive and/or vulgar enough to get attention. And what if Ravyen's job involves something like working with heavy machinery? Construction? Doctor? Being in the military? I'm pretty sure a career in entertainment isn't nearly as stressful and difficult as those.
#49 to #47 - ThatGuyWhoTalks
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Are you serious? It's a lot of pressure, especially for hours. I'm not saying it's hard work compared to construction or being a doctor or anything, but it would be difficult.
#56 to #47 - xeightyfourx
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(01/02/2013) [-]
Try going up in front of thousands and millions each week and still finding a way to make them laugh. But hey, what can I say, I'm not a comedian so I wouldn't know.
#54 to #47 - unikornking ONLINE
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(01/02/2013) [-]
His job is harder because he doesn't have someone ordering him around giving him simple do this do that objectives.He has to create jokes [url deleted] may not be physically hard but it's mentally hard.
#11 - sweetellie
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(01/01/2013) [-]
I know for a fact that this is actually true.
I know for a fact that this is actually true.
#30 - xflipoutx
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(01/01/2013) [-]
This made it to the front page when I posted it too! Well done brother.
#55 - fuzzyballs
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(01/02/2013) [-]
no... you actually have to find someone with low standards
#50 - theinternets
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#27 - bitchplzzz
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(01/01/2013) [-]
...
Or you end up going for girls too.
Like the rest of the dykes.
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