BASSOON. Turn off your damn devices. I like the word bassoon.. IF YOUR ELECTRICAL DEVICE WATCH, PHONE, PAGER,. 1. Set off phone 2. Get up on stage 3. Unzip pants 4. Start bassoon in front of audience 5. ???? 6. Profit! bassoon
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#26 - nightmarecorpse (01/01/2013) [-]
The staff's face when someone's phone goes off and they try to leave.
User avatar #30 to #26 - IronTortureDevice ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
How long has that one been in the reaction folder?
User avatar #31 to #30 - nightmarecorpse (01/01/2013) [-]
too long
User avatar #49 to #30 - ithinkimfunny (01/01/2013) [-]
Since the last time this was posted ofc
#7 - shamrockbandit (01/01/2013) [-]
The trick is to play so quietly that no one can hear you.
#2 - triplemanicstate (12/31/2012) [-]
1. Set off phone
2. Get up on stage
3. Unzip pants
4. Start ******* bassoon in front of audience
5. ????
6. Profit!
User avatar #29 to #2 - maxismahname (01/01/2013) [-]
actually you would probably get fined.
User avatar #54 to #29 - thedarkestrogue (01/01/2013) [-]
fined for such a FINE ASS SEXUAL PERFORMANCE!
Watch as he humps that **** .
NO ******* HANDS ************ !
FINE ASS performance.
#60 to #54 - itsmewaffle (01/01/2013) [-]
how do you 			****		 a bassoon with no hands...
how do you **** a bassoon with no hands...
User avatar #62 to #60 - thedarkestrogue (01/01/2013) [-]
For a limited time only it will come with a HOLSTER BITCH!
NO HANDS BASSOON ******* !
You wish your ****** wind instrument was as sexy as this MONSTER piece of WIND ASS!
#69 to #62 - hazardousfool (01/01/2013) [-]
Can you ship that to Argentina?!
User avatar #70 to #69 - thedarkestrogue (01/01/2013) [-]
BITCH I CAN SHIP TO ************* ANTARTICA!
FREE SHIPPING WHEN YOU BUY THREE ******* BAD ASS BASSOONS!
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M PLAYING ***** ?
FREE ******* LAMP TOO ASSBUTT!
#73 to #70 - hazardousfool (01/01/2013) [-]
I can confirm this,i have received product.

Pic related,it's me and my bassoon.
#64 to #62 - itsmewaffle (01/01/2013) [-]
oh god you crack me up
oh god you crack me up
User avatar #10 to #2 - hemming (01/01/2013) [-]
Sounds like American Pie all over again...
User avatar #23 to #2 - jeroylenkins (01/01/2013) [-]
And if you never call it again you have successfully "played" the bassoon.
#46 - xxospreyxx (01/01/2013) [-]
Can I pound the drum instead?
Can I pound the drum instead?
User avatar #3 - ancano ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
jokes on you, I can play the bassoon
User avatar #15 to #3 - omeglejunkie (01/01/2013) [-]
SAME, IM LIKE... ****** HALF-HOLES!
User avatar #5 to #3 - thefunnyside (01/01/2013) [-]
what the **** is a bassoon
#39 to #5 - thebeatlesfan (01/01/2013) [-]
A farting bed post.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ancano ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
A wind instrument.
User avatar #13 to #6 - BerryLicious ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
So... Your arse?
User avatar #22 to #13 - blargedyblarg (01/01/2013) [-]
one diffrence on those 2. a basson can get you a fifty thousand dollar scholarship. your ass cant
User avatar #44 to #22 - isomeras (01/01/2013) [-]
It can if you know how to use it.
User avatar #34 to #22 - pooplol (01/01/2013) [-]
ya you can get a scholarship, if you are actually good at playing it. I play bassoon and trombone and I really want to quit bassoon because the other bassoon players have sticks up their ass 24/7 and wont stop being so uptight and never have fun.
User avatar #35 to #34 - blargedyblarg (01/01/2013) [-]
well screw them. i derp around and play when i need to
User avatar #36 to #35 - pooplol (01/01/2013) [-]
i do the same thing and they get platinum mad when I goof off. The trombone players at my school are ******* hilarious and wont stop playing around and is still one of the best sections.
User avatar #37 to #36 - blargedyblarg (01/01/2013) [-]
that is their problem brother
#24 to #6 - disturbedmaster (01/01/2013) [-]
dont they use bassons in jaz music along with things like the sax ect?
User avatar #17 - limegreenvoid (01/01/2013) [-]
I played the bassoon for a year, best band instrument ever!!!
User avatar #55 to #17 - Kabutops (01/01/2013) [-]
<-<......>->.....TRIANGLE :D
User avatar #42 to #17 - theavatarspupil (01/01/2013) [-]
******* Trombone Master Race
#19 to #17 - belgerath (01/01/2013) [-]
You and I both. Have a thumb.
User avatar #20 to #17 - onenightstand (01/01/2013) [-]
Basson players!
User avatar #21 to #17 - blargedyblarg (01/01/2013) [-]
BASSOON PRIDE MAN
User avatar #14 - thedarkestrogue (01/01/2013) [-]
-set phone to vibrate
-bring friend
-sneak grab his phone
-change it to very loud
-sneak replace it
-go to bathroom and call friend
-go back and enjoy performance as he ***** bassoon on stage.
#38 - downstreamlife (01/01/2013) [-]
at a more strict concert: &quot;if your phone rings you'll have to play the skin flute&quot;
at a more strict concert: "if your phone rings you'll have to play the skin flute"
#50 - marcelltheshell (01/01/2013) [-]
Mfw I play Bassoon
User avatar #8 - xFEARFULDEMISE (01/01/2013) [-]
Bassoon in German is faget, so I play bassoon is Ich spiele faget
#9 to #8 - osskari (01/01/2013) [-]
even better...fagot
User avatar #12 to #8 - sleepysleeper (01/01/2013) [-]
In Finland it's called fagotti... We're not so different.
#11 to #8 - juha (01/01/2013) [-]
es heißt doch fagott du faggot
#57 - sweateagle (01/01/2013) [-]
rock on?
#18 - felixjarl (01/01/2013) [-]
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Great, even though it originally was a clarinet this gave me American Pie flashbacks.
User avatar #52 - pinacleofevolution (01/01/2013) [-]
the bassoon is called "fagott"/"fagot" in several languages
#59 to #52 - oversoul (01/01/2013) [-]
true.
in italian is "fagotto"
User avatar #68 to #52 - kunir (01/01/2013) [-]
that´s thanks to the german word, fagot, which means a pile of twitches, because of the weird shape of the bassoon, it reminds a bit of a bunch of twitches tied togheter.

Scource: my own knowledge, I have been playing the bassoon for 8 years now.
+1
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User avatar #1 - electroniccandy (12/31/2012) [-]
well you better ******* hope it does not activate.
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User avatar #74 to #61 - princeofbrokensoul (01/02/2013) [-]
the heck dog.
User avatar #40 - littlenish (01/01/2013) [-]
I'd ask to play the oboe, or just touch myself on stage. That'd be less humiliating.
User avatar #32 - generaljackass (01/01/2013) [-]
All of a sudden everyone is a bassoon player. Seems legit.
User avatar #33 to #32 - splinfinity (01/01/2013) [-]
Y'see, that's where they're all wrong. No one really plays the bassoon, they merely.. pretend to. It's less playing an instrument, and much more... Strangling a horse while boiling it in its own semen.
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That entire sentence just went in my head with the Joker's voice. I think I need to internet less.
User avatar #28 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Tfw I can play bassoon
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