BASSOON. Turn off your damn devices. I like the word bassoon.. IF YOUR ELECTRICAL DEVICE WATCH, PHONE, PAGER,. 1. Set off phone 2. Get up on stage 3. Unzip pants 4. Start fucking bassoon in front of audience 5. ???? 6. Profit!
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Turn off your damn devices. I like the word bassoon.

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IF YOUR ELECTRICAL DEVICE
WATCH, PHONE, PAGER,
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Submitted: 12/31/2012
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#2 - triplemanicstate (12/31/2012) [+] (10 replies)
1. Set off phone
2. Get up on stage
3. Unzip pants
4. Start fucking bassoon in front of audience
5. ????
6. Profit!
#26 - nightmarecorpse (01/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The staff's face when someone's phone goes off and they try to leave.
User avatar #3 - ancano ONLINE (12/31/2012) [+] (12 replies)
jokes on you, I can play the bassoon
#7 - shamrockbandit (01/01/2013) [-]
The trick is to play so quietly that no one can hear you.
User avatar #32 - generaljackass (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All of a sudden everyone is a bassoon player. Seems legit.
User avatar #33 to #32 - splinfinity (01/01/2013) [-]
Y'see, that's where they're all wrong. No one really plays the bassoon, they merely.. pretend to. It's less playing an instrument, and much more... Strangling a horse while boiling it in its own semen.
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That entire sentence just went in my head with the Joker's voice. I think I need to internet less.
#46 - xxospreyxx ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Can I pound the drum instead?
Can I pound the drum instead?
User avatar #17 - limegreenvoid (01/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I played the bassoon for a year, best band instrument ever!!!
#38 - downstreamlife (01/01/2013) [-]
at a more strict concert: "if your phone rings you'll have to play the skin flute"
at a more strict concert: "if your phone rings you'll have to play the skin flute"
User avatar #14 - thedarkestrogue (01/01/2013) [-]
-set phone to vibrate
-bring friend
-sneak grab his phone
-change it to very loud
-sneak replace it
-go to bathroom and call friend
-go back and enjoy performance as he fucks bassoon on stage.
#50 - marcelltheshell (01/01/2013) [-]
Mfw I play Bassoon
User avatar #8 - xFEARFULDEMISE (01/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Bassoon in German is faget, so I play bassoon is Ich spiele faget
#57 - sweateagle (01/01/2013) [-]
rock on?
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User avatar #53 to #51 - morbidbreath (01/01/2013) [-]
**morbidbreath rolls 68** if not dubs you delete your account and go away.
#18 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
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Great, even though it originally was a clarinet this gave me American Pie flashbacks.
User avatar #52 - pinacleofevolution (01/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the bassoon is called "fagott"/"fagot" in several languages
+1
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#41 to #25 - anonymous (01/01/2013) [-]
That's a saxophone, genius.
User avatar #1 - electroniccandy (12/31/2012) [-]
well you better fucking hope it does not activate.
User avatar #28 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Tfw I can play bassoon
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