Take that!. . REGULAR HALO UMM . iil IN THE Wiiwii INFINITY . I yaa. 1’ d be hatter. u IF u. "Thought you'd be taller" >hwat


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#1 - themagicwizard (12/31/2012) [-]
"Thought you'd be taller"
User avatar #42 to #1 - mattmanhemi (01/01/2013) [-]
I kinda think they did that to be symbolic
User avatar #11 to #1 - usernamesaredumb (01/01/2013) [-]
Supposedly, before the Librarian does that hubery jibbery evolutionary whatsitcalled, Cheif is about the same height as her. Afterwards, he's taller, which is why she looks so amazed in this scene you've pictured. That's what I've heard, not sure if it's true or not.
User avatar #12 to #11 - usernamesaredumb (01/01/2013) [-]
And of course I misspell chief like a ******** .
User avatar #5 to #1 - somber (01/01/2013) [-]
I think that's the joke.
Cause he's already freakishly tall.
#9 to #5 - mcnizzlezz (01/01/2013) [-]
He's actually kind of average for a spartan-II
User avatar #10 to #9 - somber (01/01/2013) [-]
Yea, but she's a Spartan IV.
#146 to #10 - mcnizzlezz (01/03/2013) [-]
Spartan IV's are not nearly as powerful as Spartan II's -.-
User avatar #148 to #146 - somber (01/03/2013) [-]
Who was talking about strength?
Spartan-lls are taller because they were genetically enhanced from childhood.
Spartan IVs were volunteers, who were slightly, if at all enhanced.
Average spartan ll height > average spartan IV height.
Get it? Got it? Good.
#149 to #148 - mcnizzlezz (01/07/2013) [-]
Holy crap what I am trying to say is that Spartan-II's are ******* towering compared to Spartan III's and IV's yet Masterchief is not that tall for a Spartan-II. So he isn't really 'freakishly tall' in terms of Spartans.
#2 to #1 - sao (12/31/2012) [-]
**** , you beat me. I go to find that picture, come back, and here you are.

<Pic related, my shame.
User avatar #3 to #2 - theninedivines (12/31/2012) [-]
Thumbed, for trying. :D
#43 - ofmiceandmen (01/01/2013) [-]
He's already freakishly tall though. He's like 7'2".

<She's as tall as an adult male in the game and Chief towers over her.
#80 to #43 - kaycie (01/01/2013) [-]
hmm yes. tall guys in armor..
#91 to #43 - pukingrainbows (01/01/2013) [-]
He's only five inches taller (7' 2" vs 6' 9"). Any other shot doesn't show near that much difference in height.
#107 to #91 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
forced perspective, man. she seems closer in height to him because she is closer to the camera
#113 to #107 - pukingrainbows (01/01/2013) [-]
Ok, for one, those height differences are Word of God from 343i, and that's the only scene in the entire game that makes their height difference appear to be that great. Even so, they're standing right next to each other in that picture.

>another scene where they are right next to each other. She's over his shoulder here, but that scene right there is the only one you'll find where she is lower than his shoulders.
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User avatar #39 to #34 - melonwaffle (01/01/2013) [-]
mother... ******* ...carlos
#19 - recoveryone (01/01/2013) [-]

yes, I was slightly upset at that comment

User avatar #37 to #19 - darkjustifier (01/01/2013) [-]
I must have missed something while playing, was the girl a spartan?
#44 to #37 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, she was a Spartan IV, like multiplayer characters
User avatar #45 to #44 - darkjustifier (01/01/2013) [-]
Well...learn something new everyday.
#99 to #19 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
If that was a male soldier who said that, you'd respect him and realize it's just soldiers bantering like soldiers.
User avatar #36 - ocelot (01/01/2013) [-]
i bet cortana fed him any witty one liners he ever said
User avatar #40 - hellspawner (01/01/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Be sleeping 4 years after saving humanity
>Crash land (again)
>Starts to save humanity (twice)
>After saving humanity see new spartan
>"I thought you would be taller"
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User avatar #18 - ishalltroll (01/01/2013) [-]
This part ******* annoyed me. This guy, the guy who saved all of humanity single-handedly comes back and ***** everything up which the Spartan 4's failed at, and she's gonna be a complete asshole.
User avatar #28 to #18 - halofire (01/01/2013) [-]
What did the spartan 4's fail at?
#20 to #18 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
spartan 4's weren't made until after the human-covenant war so they couldn't have failed at saving humanity if they didn't exist at the time
User avatar #24 to #20 - ishalltroll (01/01/2013) [-]
With " ***** everything up" I meant the Spartan 4's got trapped by covenant forces like pussies while the Master Chief killed them all by himself.
#135 to #24 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
Trapped by 100k year old ancient being from a civilization more advanced than humans and covenant combined.*
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#100 to #22 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
It's all actually true this time, too.
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#78 - kaycie (01/01/2013) [-]
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#126 to #78 - airmax (01/01/2013) [-]
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#108 - pukingrainbows (01/01/2013) [-]
So, these characters are pretty much the same down to their personal history, but one gets hated and one loved. Why?
User avatar #128 to #108 - dickticklerluv (01/01/2013) [-]
Because Johnson is like a future Samuel Jackson
User avatar #147 to #108 - DrPeppir (01/03/2013) [-]
Because shes not a black Spartan 1 and shes a pussy-ass spartan 4?
#114 to #108 - racistbastards ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Because Johnson is a badass and Palmer doesn't know when to shut the **** up.
User avatar #112 to #108 - thepandaking (01/01/2013) [-]
because johnson is ******* johnson, and the other one bothers me for reasons I can't explain.
User avatar #115 to #112 - pukingrainbows (01/01/2013) [-]
Well what is different about them? They were both high ranking and decorated Marines whom enlisted in the toughest and most dangerous commando programs in human history. They are grizzled and sarcastic and give other soldiers, including the chief, **** all the time. Both inspire respect and make excellent leaders by showing no fear even in the face of someone superior to them.
User avatar #120 to #115 - thepandaking (01/01/2013) [-]
to be honest I don't give a tit about either of their reputations, but I just like johnson's rumbly badass voice and I get really tired of her comments that try to make light of horrible situations, as seen in Spartan Ops. That's all really.
User avatar #122 to #120 - pukingrainbows (01/01/2013) [-]
But those are al l things Johnson does, and I don't think not having a rumbly black guy voice is reason to hate someone.
User avatar #124 to #122 - thepandaking (01/01/2013) [-]
but that's not why I hate her, the voice is why I like johnson more just for basics, but the reason I specifically dislike Palmer is due to the comments she makes when the spartan she's talking to is probably going to die in the next 10 minutes.
#49 - vikingfaen (01/01/2013) [-]
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#17 - traveller (01/01/2013) [-]
guys, calm your nipples, she said it sarcastically, of course she ******* said it sarcastically, master chief is way over 7 foot in armour, she has been surrounded by high 6 foot spartans and high 5 foot humans all her life
#63 - LessThanThreesOme (01/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure Chief wants to smack that hoe, anyways who has the halos? I'm bored.
User avatar #84 to #63 - thatevanguy (01/01/2013) [-]
Buy me Xbox live and I'll play with you...
User avatar #127 to #84 - LessThanThreesOme (01/01/2013) [-]
Only if you give me your virginity.
User avatar #141 to #127 - thatevanguy (01/01/2013) [-]
Done. It'll never be used anyway.
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#119 - lulzdealer (01/01/2013) [-]
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#53 - tmgrskat (01/01/2013) [-]
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#52 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
Palmer was actually being sarcastic when she said that, especially when you look at the epilogue. Her line was also a reference to a Halo PC map named Infinity according to the wiki.
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