Far Cry 3 Logic. GENIUS! Just started a music channel on YouTube, would be much appreciated if you would subscribe to youtube.com/user/arbiturje.. US Soldier or not, you tend to die when you get shot in the neck. far cry logic
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User avatar #64 - drkilliwiggles (01/01/2013) [-]
It's almost like it's a video game or something.
User avatar #25 - altairibnlaahad (01/01/2013) [-]
US Soldier or not, you tend to die when you get shot in the neck.
User avatar #198 to #25 - froggets (01/01/2013) [-]
Actually, you tend to die if you get shot in the chest, neck or head :P most of those who survive are people who are shot by normal pistols, if you get shot by a rifle you´re pretty much dead
User avatar #58 to #25 - betterguygreg (01/01/2013) [-]
Don't be so insensitive! He obviously missed the 'How-to-survive-being-shot-in-the-neck-by-a-guy-with-a-mohawk-as-long-as-you're- wearing-a-red-shirt-and-your-name-is-grant' course in basic training.
#369 to #25 - longdeadhero (01/01/2013) [-]
sense, this guy makes it
User avatar #30 to #25 - ishalltroll (01/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure US soldiers receive special training on "How to survive anything".
User avatar #55 to #30 - yourasiangamer (01/01/2013) [-]
then they sure as hell nailed it in CoD.
User avatar #52 to #30 - keiishiyama (01/01/2013) [-]
Human anatomy tends to render the advanced training useless.
#220 - thatotherchild (01/01/2013) [-]
It is finally relevant!
#53 - Seanacus (01/01/2013) [-]
Women Logic Here: The moment you leave the cave after telling them they need to take the boat and you're staying; one of the gals yells "You only think of yourself!"   
   
BITCH! I JUST SAVED ALL Y'ALLS ASSES FROM MURDERING PIRATES! Im gettin me a  god damn beer....
Women Logic Here: The moment you leave the cave after telling them they need to take the boat and you're staying; one of the gals yells "You only think of yourself!"

BITCH! I JUST SAVED ALL Y'ALLS ASSES FROM MURDERING PIRATES! Im gettin me a god damn beer....
User avatar #197 to #53 - koshmiester (01/01/2013) [-]
**** oath. that moment in the game i wanted to swim out, get a bull shark, put some angry well armed pirates in its mouth, throw it at her and just be like HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
User avatar #57 to #53 - mitchellking (01/01/2013) [-]
That pissed me off.
#78 to #57 - traveller (01/01/2013) [-]
and you'd think that after being raped and tortured by pirates for like 2 weeks and seeing your friend gun down about 50 pirate people that they'd be in shock or something, nope, still bitchy bitches
User avatar #1 - lizardmanking (12/31/2012) [-]
To be fair, he did get shot in the neck.
#285 - mooghens (01/01/2013) [-]
Don't forget
#312 to #285 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that it's some sort of radio/walkie-talkie (even though it rings)
User avatar #294 to #285 - notsofunnycomedy (01/01/2013) [-]
He probably doesn't have a good wireless plan. He would have to pay extra if he calls out of the country. who wants to do that
User avatar #221 - projectnero (01/01/2013) [-]
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity kids?
No
I can't hear you
No
Ooooooooh who live in a tropical island surrounded by pirates, Vaas Montenegro
User avatar #235 to #232 - projectnero (01/01/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
#244 to #221 - thatotherchild (01/01/2013) [-]
you. are amazing.
you. are amazing.
+89
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#228 - nim (01/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#134 - silasdg (01/01/2013) [-]
It makes perfect sense his brother was playing on Hardcore mode.
User avatar #27 - yourasiangamer (01/01/2013) [-]
"JAAAAAYYYYYYYSSSSOOOONN! JJJJJAAAAAAYYYYYYSSSOOONN!!"
User avatar #42 to #27 - ThpiderMan (01/01/2013) [-]
Damn that game was somehow stupid and fun. It was retarded and awesome. The characters sucked and yet I couldn't stop pressing x to "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYSOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
User avatar #31 to #27 - dickticklerluv (01/01/2013) [-]
I understood that reference
User avatar #37 to #31 - austinmb **User deleted account** (01/01/2013) [-]
heavy rain?
User avatar #280 to #37 - dickticklerluv (01/01/2013) [-]
With Mat and Pat
User avatar #289 to #280 - yourasiangamer (01/01/2013) [-]
Two Best Friends.
#97 - xgameloverx (01/01/2013) [-]
He was shot in the neck. The neck. You know the part of the body under your head. When a bullet goes through it people tend to die.
User avatar #156 to #97 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (01/01/2013) [-]
Hey you must be sarah!

you know the girl who fell off the swings

and knocked on my doo- oh wait..
User avatar #173 to #97 - lastofthedovakhiin (01/01/2013) [-]
I figured he would lose about 75% of blood traveling to his brain so he was ****** ever since Vaas pulled the trigger.
#98 to #97 - facetiousrunner (01/01/2013) [-]
i saw rin and got excited
#99 to #98 - xgameloverx (01/01/2013) [-]
Rin is awesome, however this is a Far Cry 3 post so we should stay related.
Rin is awesome, however this is a Far Cry 3 post so we should stay related.
#101 to #99 - xgameloverx (01/01/2013) [-]
<<< Post related
<<< Post related
User avatar #100 to #99 - facetiousrunner (01/01/2013) [-]
three is enough for me, we are good now
User avatar #103 to #102 - facetiousrunner (01/01/2013) [-]
yeah i have nothing far cry three related. i havent even played a fry cry since the first one(s)
#104 to #103 - xgameloverx (01/01/2013) [-]
I'll post for you then
I'll post for you then
#111 to #109 - facetiousrunner (01/01/2013) [-]
such a saint
such a saint
#112 to #111 - xgameloverx (01/01/2013) [-]
I'm just doing what any fjer should do.
I'm just doing what any fjer should do.
#114 to #112 - facetiousrunner (01/01/2013) [-]
i just cant believe there is someone being nice out there though
i just cant believe there is someone being nice out there though
#120 to #114 - xgameloverx (01/01/2013) [-]
I'm just trying to not be a faggot. be a good member of the community,
I'm just trying to not be a faggot. be a good member of the community,
#124 to #120 - facetiousrunner (01/01/2013) [-]
not trying, succeeding!
not trying, succeeding!
#127 to #126 - facetiousrunner (01/01/2013) [-]
no. i will feed that ego all night. you are an amazing dude
no. i will feed that ego all night. you are an amazing dude
#132 to #127 - xgameloverx (01/01/2013) [-]
Lets continue this discussion back at my profile since we have no more room here.
Lets continue this discussion back at my profile since we have no more room here.
#133 to #132 - facetiousrunner (01/01/2013) [-]
then ill just dump this here
then ill just dump this here
#128 to #127 - xgameloverx (01/01/2013) [-]
Right back at you
Right back at you
#130 to #128 - facetiousrunner (01/01/2013) [-]
now youre feedin my ego
now youre feedin my ego
#175 to #102 - lastofthedovakhiin (01/01/2013) [-]
Where is this from? A live action commercial?
Where is this from? A live action commercial?
User avatar #255 to #175 - xgameloverx (01/01/2013) [-]
Far Cry Experience on youtube
User avatar #241 - theflamingbrownie (01/01/2013) [-]
Alright soldier, this is your first day of training.
Today's lesson is "How not to die when shot fatally in the throat".
User avatar #322 - Vpirate (01/01/2013) [-]
>Implying being a US soldier gives you resistance to gunshot wounds
>Implying a bullet to the throat isn't nearly always lethal

but about Jason, all is true.
User avatar #263 - massdubater (01/01/2013) [-]
grant got shot in the ******* carotid artery
User avatar #151 - Katzie (01/01/2013) [-]
You know you're a pussy when you're killed by a bullet.

Dude what the **** . Neckshots tend to kills people, y'know?
#178 - ukellisuae (01/01/2013) [-]
just cos he is a soldier, doesnt mean he has a permanent bulletproof vest?
#203 - thedarkestrogue (01/01/2013) [-]
Gunshot wound to the jugular......and you sneak up on snipers after being trained by a warrior.

I fail to see the bad logic here.
User avatar #204 to #203 - thedarkestrogue (01/01/2013) [-]
Oh. Sharks.
**** I'm stupid.
#188 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
yea because soldiers can survive gunshots better than humans
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