Note to Self. Happy new years people! ( Yes it´s another one about sex, it is the main theme of my comic.). Uh, sameone left a nan far gran Fanny, I knew gran h Tardaasa sex comic
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Note to Self

Note to Self. Happy new years people! ( Yes it´s another one about sex, it is the main theme of my comic.). Uh, sameone left a nan far gran Fanny, I knew gran h

Happy new years people!

( Yes it´s another one about sex, it is the main theme of my comic.)

Uh, sameone left
a nan far gran Fanny,
I knew gran have desire:
but please take we consideration
that I am the we we have ta meet
all war stupid rger, t' kl in the (
Please, next time at least
send than hams when '
dune with them."
Bambi Dan? mind it my
flatmate ism even name.
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Submitted: 12/31/2012
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#16 - captainwow (12/31/2012) [-]
Must be like getting head from a Mawloc.
#36 - mankey (01/01/2013) [-]
What are you gay?
User avatar #6 - teranin (12/31/2012) [-]
The man in this comic is displaying a level of obstinance that is illogical.
#7 to #6 - teranin (12/31/2012) [-]
although with the way she is pulling on that belt even though it isn't coming off, I can only assume she is tightening it. I'm surprised this poor bastard didn't 			****		 himself.
although with the way she is pulling on that belt even though it isn't coming off, I can only assume she is tightening it. I'm surprised this poor bastard didn't **** himself.
User avatar #9 to #6 - LordVant (12/31/2012) [-]
I think the issue here is her angler fish teeth. He's just not gonna buy the whole, "I totally won't bite your dick off" line she fed him.
#243 - anthraxpotato (01/01/2013) [-]





I think it's better to read this note that's on the table before having sex with you, and I will not give you the D until i finish reading it.
#72 - squidamon (01/01/2013) [-]
What sane human male would EVER present their penis to this carnivorous succubus? Look at dem teeth, shes gonna EAT his ****** Dong!
#102 to #72 - omegadynasty (01/01/2013) [-]
Mileena: You don't have to be so mean.
User avatar #47 to #1 - shaneac (01/01/2013) [-]
That's a sexual reference
User avatar #51 to #48 - shaneac (01/01/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words.You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 to #52 - shaneac (01/01/2013) [-]
no one ******* cares about you op. if you think for one SECOND anon is going to help you your wrong big time chump cuz annon does not care at all. i hope next time you smoke you cough so much you die durg addict looser. here at fj we want you to suffer and well laugh at you the whole way so gtfo faggot and take your fail with you because we dont EVER want you here again. I am one of the big shots at fj u could say and I want you ******* gone. you dont want to **** with any annons bcause were gonna make your life hell if you do. never forget or forgive so you have been warn. stay away from funyjukn or your face the consequeuences and I ******* know your not gong to like them when your info is plastered on the web so **** you NEWFAF
User avatar #64 to #58 - shaneac (01/01/2013) [-]
**** YOU IM THOR
User avatar #148 to #51 - vgcollosus (01/01/2013) [-]
Now is not the time to use that.
#241 - feelythefeel (01/01/2013) [-]
On a scale of 1 to Twilight, how painful do you think that would be? I mean, what with those teeth and all.
User avatar #273 to #241 - candlejackismyhomi (01/01/2013) [-]
Breaking Dawn.
#196 - hewhoepicfails (01/01/2013) [-]
Seriously, tardaasa, this isn't a good comic. I mean, it's the same joke all over again.
#197 to #196 - hewhoepicfails (01/01/2013) [-]
It's getting old. Like really fast.
#198 to #197 - hewhoepicfails (01/01/2013) [-]
It's disgusting me like Angler Teeth Bitch.
#199 to #198 - hewhoepicfails (01/01/2013) [-]
I mean, do you know how retarded this is getting, tardaasa? You're not funny!
#200 to #199 - hewhoepicfails (01/01/2013) [-]
If you don't stop, I will pluck each of your teeth and shove each one up your anus until you'd have **** with a deeper shade of red than your character's hair.
#201 to #200 - hewhoepicfails (01/01/2013) [-]
Mark my words, because I'm cumming for you next.
#202 to #201 - hewhoepicfails (01/01/2013) [-]
I mean, look at my muscles. They're ******* huge.
#203 to #202 - hewhoepicfails (01/01/2013) [-]
You hear me? You're dead!
#204 to #203 - hewhoepicfails (01/01/2013) [-]
Stop making these ****** comics!
#205 to #204 - hewhoepicfails (01/01/2013) [-]
You're ******* doomed if you don't stop! Heed my words!
#224 to #206 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
Better than the content
#249 to #224 - awesomanium (01/01/2013) [-]
>implying that that's hard to achieve
seriously though, that was some good ****
#251 to #206 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
I adore the comments section on FunnyJunk sometimes. That was great.
#220 to #206 - guiguito (01/01/2013) [-]
din't see that coming +1 for you   
i just love it when the comment section is better than the post
din't see that coming +1 for you
i just love it when the comment section is better than the post
+2
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User avatar #230 to #228 - guiguito (01/01/2013) [-]
ikr?
+1
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User avatar #233 to #231 - guiguito (01/01/2013) [-]
i know right?
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User avatar #361 to #242 - guiguito (01/02/2013) [-]
i see
#239 to #203 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
C-C-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!

HAHAHAH! Lollll! xDDDD
Keep up the awsom comix tardaassaa! I lol so hard every time!! xD
#15 - KievLeviathan (12/31/2012) [-]
penis
#340 - gatodelfuego (01/01/2013) [-]
I don't want this anywhere near my penis
#323 - shadowwulf (01/01/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this guy from Warioland 4.
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#11 - redue (12/31/2012) [-]
With those teeth I wouldn't want her mouth anywhere near my penis either...
#21 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
<---- Insert penis here
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User avatar #42 to #34 - garrettjacobsen (01/01/2013) [-]
Most things are.
#26 to #21 - abaraxus (01/01/2013) [-]
I tried
I tried
User avatar #30 to #21 - rawpedobearraw (01/01/2013) [-]
what is that from?
User avatar #31 to #30 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Dark souls
Recommended by me!
#17 - romdadon ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
the teeth
#279 - immortaldragonfire (01/01/2013) [-]
"Penis...Penis...Penis" Made frontpage? What the serious **** , funnyjunk?
#119 - gravyseal ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
I was to busy noticing how terrifying that girl's mouth is to even think of this as funny...
I was to busy noticing how terrifying that girl's mouth is to even think of this as funny...
#125 to #119 - justakewldewd (01/01/2013) [-]
Dude, how awesome would it be if people had retractable teeth? Just velveteen dips any time, any where, any whom.
User avatar #80 - MCPO (01/01/2013) [-]
Never met a woman that was that eager for sex.
#83 to #80 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
Then you are ugly, When I got out of the Marine Corps I met women like this all the time. Then years past and I gained weight and they disappeared.
User avatar #85 to #83 - MCPO (01/01/2013) [-]
Yeah. Most girls don't like the an ugly army boy than the marines.

**** off.
User avatar #98 to #85 - Blargosnarf (01/01/2013) [-]
I think you just accidentally the whole sentence.
User avatar #99 to #98 - MCPO (01/01/2013) [-]
Well, I was trained as a infantryman, not a typist.
User avatar #94 to #83 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (01/01/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#318 - lentothekagamine (01/01/2013) [-]
OP is the most obvious male of all time.
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