Shaving. I'm lonely, but not that lonely.. sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i' m laying next to a man this is the saddest thing ive ev forever alone internet sad
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Shaving. I'm lonely, but not that lonely.. sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i' m laying next to a man this is the saddest thing ive ev

I'm lonely, but not that lonely.

sometimes i only shave one leg so
i lie down it feels like i' m laying
next to a man
this is the saddest thing ive ever
seen on the internet
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#1 - daftiduck ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
Tags are used properly
#3 to #1 - derpwolf (12/31/2012) [-]
Metro is a good game.
#9 to #3 - thisotherdude (01/01/2013) [-]
Agreed, the book was also pretty damn good.
#5 - MCPO (12/31/2012) [-]
#55 to #5 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
I kinda liked it.... I should give my shoulder more attention ;(
User avatar #23 to #5 - thestrangestboner (01/01/2013) [-]
You clever whore
User avatar #26 to #5 - triggathepirate (01/01/2013) [-]
Actually is knee
#31 - ugabz (01/01/2013) [-]
#98 to #4 - alldaypk (01/01/2013) [-]
*FIXED

THIS IS WONG




ON SO MANY REVERLS
#38 - creosote (01/01/2013) [-]
Sometimes I only shave one leg so that when I lie down it feels like I'm laying next to a woman.
#39 to #38 - creosote (01/01/2013) [-]
But in all honesty, I sometimes sleep with my arms wrapped around my pillow and pretend that it's the girl I like... It seldom works.
But in all honesty, I sometimes sleep with my arms wrapped around my pillow and pretend that it's the girl I like... It seldom works.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hitlerwillrapejew (01/01/2013) [-]
that's why I bought a large pillow. and men's defendant for said pillow.
#42 to #40 - creosote (01/01/2013) [-]
It took me awhile to understand what you meant by that last part.
#56 to #39 - mutwo (01/01/2013) [-]
That's why you buy this pillow
#57 to #56 - creosote (01/01/2013) [-]
That's a pillow? But he looks so real...
That's a pillow? But he looks so real...
#47 - skinless (01/01/2013) [-]
finally, some content i can relate to
User avatar #89 to #47 - dubslao (01/01/2013) [-]
if you look in the mirror and dont like what you see,
you can find out first hand what its like to be me.
#58 to #47 - anon (01/01/2013) [-]
Tell you what, this is what your going to do.

Tomorrow, you're going to wake up, go the the bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror. Look at everything you want to change, everything you pride yourself on, and everything that you want to eventually have when you look at yourself in the mirror. You're going to look really hard into that mirror for me because that is the last time you're going to see yourself like that.

Tomorrow, you are going to start hitting the gym, you're going to get back in contact with friends you've lost touch with, you're going to make new friends. Because every single time someone offers to do something with you, you are going to say 'Yes'. I don't give a flying **** if you have prom tomorrow, you are going to pick your bitchass up and you are going to say yes. You are going to open yourself to life's opportunities again and start saying yes.

Have you read this nice and good? Copy this down on some paper with a pen (Along with some other New Year resolutions you may have) and click the logout button on the top right of the screen. You are not going to go back to this site. You are going to start living life again and if I see you on this site any time near in the future, you can forget about the boogeyman because I'll be the monster underneath your bed. Make this oath with me and start living life again. The next time I see you on this site I want you to be happy with yourself. Remember, if you break this promise, you aren't only breaking a promise to me. You're breaking a promise to yourself. If I don't see you again, I'll know I succeeded.

Happy New Years Skinless
#66 to #58 - thequickster (01/01/2013) [-]
Anon was pretty cool today.
#95 to #58 - shnoople (01/01/2013) [-]
You sir, deserve a medal.
#107 to #58 - skulli (01/02/2013) [-]
I love you anon
User avatar #105 to #58 - skinless (01/01/2013) [-]
man i actually teared up a little thank you very much! :D
User avatar #48 to #47 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
silly skinless, why bother shaving when you have no skin? :D
#53 to #48 - jacobhasfunnies (01/01/2013) [-]
yeah skin is overrated
#50 to #48 - skinless (01/01/2013) [-]
holy 			****		, you're right
holy **** , you're right
#51 to #50 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Back to feelin' lonely on new years. HUZZAH!
Back to feelin' lonely on new years. HUZZAH!
#94 to #48 - shnoople (01/01/2013) [-]
actually made me lol
actually made me lol
User avatar #34 - anonomoz (01/01/2013) [-]
sometime i fap so it feels like I'm sexing a vagina
#85 - imalex (01/01/2013) [-]
"Do I shave my legs today, or not?"
#41 - knifingbearz (01/01/2013) [-]
So sad...
So sad...
User avatar #84 to #41 - waterbottlemanboy (01/01/2013) [-]
What is that from?
User avatar #106 to #84 - knifingbearz (01/01/2013) [-]
Harry Potter Friday Parody by The Hillywood Show® is the name on youtube
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User avatar #45 - picamix (01/01/2013) [-]
i am that lonely, maybe ill shave one leg so its like im next to a girl
User avatar #28 - stargatesturge (01/01/2013) [-]
When I'm having a really bad day I make a cup of tea so I can hug the kettle and pretend its warmth is coming from a human being.
I accidentally admitted this in front of my philosophy professor.
I am never taking philosophy again.
User avatar #83 - moonlitwolf (01/01/2013) [-]
I'm tempted to do that now to see what it feels like....
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#33 - goodnighthelena (01/01/2013) [-]
**goodnighthelena rolled a random image posted in comment #2655019 at MLP Friendly Board **
When I'm lonely.
User avatar #49 to #33 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
what a roll :I
#92 - erectnipples (01/01/2013) [-]
I beg to differ.
#104 to #92 - darkjustifier (01/01/2013) [-]
~ahue
~ahue
#79 - acidtroll (01/01/2013) [-]
some bitches.
User avatar #24 - biggrand (01/01/2013) [-]
My body hair would only come in one side at a time, and since I wasnt used to these new developments it sometimes felt like I was in bed snuggling with chewbacca
User avatar #27 to #24 - smellyboner (01/01/2013) [-]
...
#7 - anon (12/31/2012) [-]
Sometimes when i go to bed I pretend I'm an old woman so I can go to sleep faster
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