Kumail Nanjiani is my favorite person.. . Kumail 29 Dec According to my Nike I just masturbated for 4 miles. Expand. presuming he has a 5 inch dick, he would have to pump his dick roughly 50688 times to go 4 miles.
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Kumail Nanjiani is my favorite person.

Kumail 29 Dec
According to my Nike I just masturbated for 4 miles.
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Submitted: 12/31/2012
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#1 - iamnits (12/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**iamnits rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at Annoying Kids ** mfw I masturbate for 4 miles
User avatar #23 - malacyman (12/31/2012) [+] (14 replies)
presuming he has a 5 inch dick, he would have to pump his dick roughly 50688 times to go 4 miles.
#36 - biggrand (01/01/2013) [-]
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**biggrand rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Wampa Pup **

what it's like when I masterbate for 4 miles
#49 - deadmuerto (01/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - alechawaii (01/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Nike actually invented this to create one of our greatest fears, THE CHARGER!
User avatar #8 - noworries (12/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Dont get it :-(
User avatar #9 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (12/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This is actually a direct repost from Reddit, give Creddit you fag.
This was posted 14 hours ago, Reddit one posted 16 hours ago.

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You can't delete me, airplane fan, I'll just keep coming back. And back.
User avatar #11 to #9 - iamnits (12/31/2012) [-]
Yes, give credit to a site that took it from someone. How bout the credit goes to the person who made the comment, I believe his name was Kumail Nanjiani, and would you look at that, there is credit given right in the post. FunnyJunk is supposed to be a site for funny, not only OC, so yea, he did take it from Reddit, but who gives a fuck, I come here to laugh, not point out shit that hasn't been here before. It made me laugh and I would've never seen it, so I think it should be here.
User avatar #21 - niedzielan (12/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I attach my Pokéwalker to my hand when I masturbate.

Alpha as fuck.
#29 - therulethirtyfour (12/31/2012) [-]
**therulethirtyfour rolled a random image posted in comment #2255046 at FJ RPG ** mfw I masturbate 4 miles
**therulethirtyfour rolled a random image posted in comment #2255046 at FJ RPG ** mfw I masturbate 4 miles
#64 - jalthelas ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #414579 at Anime & Manga ** Masturbate, you say?
#44 - goodnighthelena (01/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**goodnighthelena rolled a random image posted in comment #2462884 at MLP Friendly Board **
MFW I masturbate 4 miles.
#55 - jbboys (01/01/2013) [-]
**jbboys rolled a random image posted in comment #145 at Cute animals ** Mfw i masturbate for 4 miles
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#42 - creepingcreeper (01/01/2013) [-]
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#17 - LoveAmorAi ONLINE (12/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#45 - xxospreyxx (01/01/2013) [-]
**xxospreyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #2403882 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw that's all?
#16 - ningenpoop (12/31/2012) [-]
I have no fucking clue why I laughed so hard
#51 - sXeknockout ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
**sXeknockout rolled a random image posted in comment #2556340 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW when I masturbate for 4 miles.
User avatar #40 - sao (01/01/2013) [-]
Ok, now I'm going to get one of this solely for the purpose of masturbating. Instead of basing activities like that on time, I will base them on distance. I guess I've just been doing it wrong all these years. It's not about how long you run, but how far, and that principle can be taken to masturbation.
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