Kumail Nanjiani is my favorite person.. . Kumail 29 Dec According to my Nike I just masturbated for 4 miles. Expand. presuming he has a 5 inch dick, he would have to pump his dick roughly 50688 times to go 4 miles. Kumail Nanjiani is my favorite person 29 Dec According to Nike I just masturbated for 4 miles Expand presuming he has a 5 inch dick would have pump his roughly 50688 times go
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#1 - iamnits
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(12/31/2012) [-]
**iamnits rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at Annoying Kids ** mfw I masturbate for 4 miles
#3 to #1 - blueeyeswhitevenom
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(12/31/2012) [-]
**blueeyeswhitevenom rolled a random image posted in comment #2546399 at MLP Friendly Board **
**blueeyeswhitevenom rolled a random image posted in comment #2546399 at MLP Friendly Board **
#5 to #3 - facetiousrunner
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(12/31/2012) [-]
oh god my sides, two beautiful rolls in a row
#35 to #5 - frosht
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#37 to #3 - fapodap
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(01/01/2013) [-]
**fapodap rolled a random image posted in comment #2396487 at My Little Pony:FIM/Brony Board ** jesus those made me laugh
#23 - malacyman
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(12/31/2012) [-]
presuming he has a 5 inch dick, he would have to pump his dick roughly 50688 times to go 4 miles.
#24 to #23 - airplanefan [OP]
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(12/31/2012) [-]
thats some impressive **** right there good on you
#25 to #24 - malacyman
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(12/31/2012) [-]
it's simple math. convert the miles to inches. then divide by 5
#26 to #25 - airplanefan [OP]
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(12/31/2012) [-]
i understand the math but didnt really realize you could calculate that from the info ahahahah
#27 to #26 - malacyman
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(12/31/2012) [-]
why not if a formula is there, just do it.
#59 to #25 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Don't you mean convert inches to cm?
#94 to #59 - malacyman
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(01/01/2013) [-]
why would i do that? he traveled 4 miles so convert to imperial units. i could take the extra step and times by 2.54 but it's not worth it. i would get a similar answer.
#33 to #23 - aludin
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Could you please do that math for me if he had a 1 cm dick and a 13 in dick.
Those are the smallest and largest measured dick size.
#41 to #33 - nitsnstone **User deleted account**
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#63 to #41 - anon
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(01/01/2013) [-]
>.<
#28 to #23 - iamnits
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(12/31/2012) [-]
What if he pumped it smoothly, then how much would it be?
#50 to #28 - oishiine
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Oh my **** you made me laugh
Oh my **** you made me laugh
#36 - biggrand
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(01/01/2013) [-]
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**biggrand rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Wampa Pup **

what it's like when I masterbate for 4 miles
#49 - deadmuerto
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#56 to #49 - thestolensweetrole
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#32 - alechawaii ONLINE
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Nike actually invented this to create one of our greatest fears, THE CHARGER!
#38 to #32 - tonyredgrave
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(01/01/2013) [-]
You bastard. I WAS gonna party ,but now I have to play this again.
#54 to #32 - combatarms
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#8 - noworries
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Dont get it :-(
#10 to #8 - fatamerican
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(12/31/2012) [-]
#12 to #10 - noworries
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Thanks
#14 to #12 - fatamerican
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(12/31/2012) [-]
haha, I'm assuming it's a wristband made by nike that helps track the mount of exercise (in this case, walking/running) that you do. This fellow seems to have been wearing his while he masturbated, the motion of which the wristband misinterpreted as walking for a distance of 4 miles.
#15 to #14 - noworries
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Finally lol THANK YOU
#18 to #15 - fatamerican
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(12/31/2012) [-]
no worries.
#19 to #18 - noworries
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#9 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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(12/31/2012) [-]
This is actually a direct repost from Reddit, give Creddit you fag.
This was posted 14 hours ago, Reddit one posted 16 hours ago.

www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/15phec/kumail_nanjiani_is_my_favorite_person/

You can't delete me, airplane fan, I'll just keep coming back. And back.
#11 to #9 - iamnits
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Yes, give credit to a site that took it from someone. How bout the credit goes to the person who made the comment, I believe his name was Kumail Nanjiani, and would you look at that, there is credit given right in the post. FunnyJunk is supposed to be a site for funny, not only OC, so yea, he did take it from Reddit, but who gives a ****, I come here to laugh, not point out **** that hasn't been here before. It made me laugh and I would've never seen it, so I think it should be here.
#13 to #11 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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(12/31/2012) [-]
#21 - niedzielan
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I attach my Pokéwalker to my hand when I masturbate.

Alpha as ****.
#61 to #21 - Lukanator
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(01/01/2013) [-]
Genius.
#29 - therulethirtyfour
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(12/31/2012) [-]
**therulethirtyfour rolled a random image posted in comment #2255046 at FJ RPG ** mfw I masturbate 4 miles
**therulethirtyfour rolled a random image posted in comment #2255046 at FJ RPG ** mfw I masturbate 4 miles
#64 - jalthelas
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(01/01/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #414579 at Anime & Manga ** Masturbate, you say?