film logic. . Movie Logic I an frag Ill! TIB! more t' f 10 Till h. I've heard some stories from train conductors between Seattle and Sacramento. 1.) Conductor in the concessions area having a snack break, notices shifty man eye film logic Movie Logic I an frag Ill! TIB! more t' f 10 Till h I've heard some stories from train conductors between Seattle and Sacramento 1 ) Conductor in the concessions area having a snack break notices shifty man eye
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#8 - waffies
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I've heard some stories from train conductors between Seattle and Sacramento.
1.) Conductor in the concessions area having a snack break, notices shifty man eyeing the counter. According to the lady working the counter, he'd been there a while and clearly had no money. She gave him a sandwich she planned on paying for herself. The conductor leaves as the overjoyed man starts to eat. Comes back downstairs a minute later and sees the bottom of that mans feet as he leapt out the window. The train was going 112km/h, died instanly.

2.) Young girl was found on the train without a ticket, according to the conductor she was gorgeous, supermodel beauty. The conductor came to the conclusion she was running away, and didn't want to be let off at the next station to the authorities. Conductor asks her to follow him upstairs. He makes it up before she realizes she's not with him anymore. Goes downstairs and sees the window seal is off. She jumped at 112 km/h as well. SHE on the other hand got "lucky". She lived, broke 98% of the bones in her body.

<---mfw i realized i typed this all up and was actually thinking people would read it
#9 to #8 - Nameloc
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Why would they jump out?
Maybe if you wanted to kill yourself, but that's a **** way to die..
#10 to #9 - justtocomment
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Because movies make us think we'll survive it.
The hobo didn't want to pay for anything, and the girl didn't want to be sent home.
#11 to #10 - waffies
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Actually from what the conductor told me, the man didn't seem to be a hobo, and the lady working concessions thought he was depressed, but he had broken no rules and she made it clear he didn't have to pay. I think it was more of a "last meal" kind of thing
#13 to #11 - justtocomment
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(12/31/2012) [-]
That guy maybe... But as for the girl, it was likely just misinformation that led her to believe it was easy to just "tuck and roll" then take off running.
#14 to #8 - drtfgyhuj
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(12/31/2012) [-]
first time i read it i thought you said from Somalia to sacramento
#15 to #14 - waffies
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(12/31/2012) [-]
that would be an impressive train!
#21 to #8 - anon
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(12/31/2012) [-]
an art teacher just got hit and killed by a train here in Sacramento...
#17 to #8 - subarumaster
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Damn what a waste of a sandwhich.  Nothing was lost of at the suicide attempt of a spoiled brat either.   
   
My grandfather was a locomotive engineer, was the last one to drive a steam engine into Denver, Colorado.  The only time he took off work was when a truck with 2 people tried to beat his train across the tracks, the truck t-boned the locomotive going full throttle.  The engine of the truck pushed into the transmission which then exploded into the cab of the truck.  And my grandfather couldn't do anything but watch.
Damn what a waste of a sandwhich. Nothing was lost of at the suicide attempt of a spoiled brat either.

My grandfather was a locomotive engineer, was the last one to drive a steam engine into Denver, Colorado. The only time he took off work was when a truck with 2 people tried to beat his train across the tracks, the truck t-boned the locomotive going full throttle. The engine of the truck pushed into the transmission which then exploded into the cab of the truck. And my grandfather couldn't do anything but watch.
#12 - phanact
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(12/31/2012) [-]
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#18 - Yojimbo
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(12/31/2012) [-]
As someone who has been a generic action hero for years, I can tell you with certainty that you face no risk jumping off a train going at any speed.

You will suffer:
A smudge of grease on the face (no idea how it gets there)
A dirty tank top that still won't cover your muscles
OPTIONAL: A cut on your shoulder that the female you are with can clean/bandage which gives you the opening you need to bang her so hard, she won't be in the sequel

Pic related, it's me
#20 to #18 - anon
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I feel that this comment is at a higher level then the post which it is for.
#30 to #18 - kilroyxx
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(12/31/2012) [-]
I tell by your rifle that you are british?
#54 to #18 - rieskimo
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Lost it at "bang her so hard, she won't be in the sequel"
#7 - chaossniper
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(12/31/2012) [-]
did you fall in bacon
#25 - microfan **User deleted account**
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(12/31/2012) [-]
baconface?
#55 to #25 - baconface
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(12/31/2012) [-]
What?
#26 to #25 - artyommetro
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(12/31/2012) [-]
#42 to #26 - screwyouman
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Hell is about to be unleashed--I mean, an inferno is going to be--I, what I meant to say was that you're going to kill us all.
#28 - Onewaystreetpark
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(12/31/2012) [-]
movie logic
movie logic
#31 to #28 - qjmihuia
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(12/31/2012) [-]
in a nutshell
#37 to #28 - anon
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(12/31/2012) [-]
damn koelies



#50 to #28 - anon
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(12/31/2012) [-]
How did that turn from a giant mob into like 3 people after he through him lol
#1 - pjotor
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(12/30/2012) [-]
#2 - chixla
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(12/30/2012) [-]
well over the time you start to learn how to fall , thats how life works , its not about learning not to fall but about how to do it properly ! And in the movies they know how to do it
#4 to #2 - reican ONLINE
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(12/31/2012) [-]
this
#47 - shinobidesu
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Sucks to be an Amerifag, can't tell **** bout all these measurements.
#52 to #47 - reduxalicious
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(12/31/2012) [-]
first one is 62MPH

the second is 6..
#53 to #47 - tritonsbane
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(12/31/2012) [-]
#23 - anon
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Grass is a little softer than asphalt..
#24 to #23 - spearpwi ONLINE
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(12/31/2012) [-]
Anon has developed a stupidity beyond comprehension.
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