film logic. . Movie Logic I an frag Ill! TIB! more t' f 10 Till h. I've heard some stories from train conductors between Seattle and Sacramento. 1.) Conductor in the concessions area having a snack break, notices shifty man eye
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I an frag Ill! TIB! more
t' f 10 Till h
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Submitted: 12/30/2012
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#8 - waffies (12/31/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I've heard some stories from train conductors between Seattle and Sacramento.
1.) Conductor in the concessions area having a snack break, notices shifty man eyeing the counter. According to the lady working the counter, he'd been there a while and clearly had no money. She gave him a sandwich she planned on paying for herself. The conductor leaves as the overjoyed man starts to eat. Comes back downstairs a minute later and sees the bottom of that mans feet as he leapt out the window. The train was going 112km/h, died instanly.

2.) Young girl was found on the train without a ticket, according to the conductor she was gorgeous, supermodel beauty. The conductor came to the conclusion she was running away, and didn't want to be let off at the next station to the authorities. Conductor asks her to follow him upstairs. He makes it up before she realizes she's not with him anymore. Goes downstairs and sees the window seal is off. She jumped at 112 km/h as well. SHE on the other hand got "lucky". She lived, broke 98% of the bones in her body.

<---mfw i realized i typed this all up and was actually thinking people would read it
#12 - phanact (12/31/2012) [-]
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#18 - Yojimbo (12/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
As someone who has been a generic action hero for years, I can tell you with certainty that you face no risk jumping off a train going at any speed.

You will suffer:
A smudge of grease on the face (no idea how it gets there)
A dirty tank top that still won't cover your muscles
OPTIONAL: A cut on your shoulder that the female you are with can clean/bandage which gives you the opening you need to bang her so hard, she won't be in the sequel

Pic related, it's me
User avatar #7 - chaossniper (12/31/2012) [-]
did you fall in bacon
User avatar #25 - microfan **User deleted account** (12/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
baconface?
#28 - Onewaystreetpark (12/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
movie logic
movie logic
#2 - chixla (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
well over the time you start to learn how to fall , thats how life works , its not about learning not to fall but about how to do it properly ! And in the movies they know how to do it
User avatar #47 - shinobidesu (12/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Sucks to be an Amerifag, can't tell **** bout all these measurements.
#5 - iamphoenix (12/31/2012) [-]
You'd be perfectly fine if you were travelling 6 mph. Kilometers are obviously the enemy here.
User avatar #41 - bluslenderman (12/31/2012) [-]
**bluslenderman rolls 55** it just sucked
#27 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Bicycles are very dangerous.. I've fallen of motorcycles couple of times and gone with only minor scratches, but bicycle crashes have not been kind to me, last time i crashed my bicycle i have had scratches on all limbs, cut my foot, almost broke my thumb, and i still have indentation in my thigh from the frame...
#33 to #29 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
Well... **** ... but im talking 'bout slow speed crashes wtf... sorry bro
#23 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Grass is a little softer than asphalt..
User avatar #6 - carnivoreapples (12/31/2012) [-]
did you fall in red paint
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#39 - twi (12/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#35 - MartinSeth (12/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**MartinSeth rolled a random image posted in comment #2297097 at My Little Pony:FIM/Brony Board ** 						******					 movie logic
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User avatar #34 - jinxbomb ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
terminal velocity?
#32 - qjmihuia (12/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**qjmihuia rolled a random image posted in comment #2454774 at MLP Friendly Board ** movie logic
User avatar #3 - fjhobo (12/30/2012) [-]
isn't it a good thing to have bacon all over your face?
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