pickup lines. . a life without you is like a broken pencil pointless. do you can a jersey? name and number co: 1 need if you are a basketball 1 will never shoot
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pickup lines

a life without you is
like a broken pencil
pointless.
do you can a jersey?
name and number
co: 1 need
if you are a basketball
1 will never shoot
you look like my first wife
haw many
times haw
You been
married?
never.
what has 42 teeth and can hold
back the Incredible Hulk?
Mil
do YOU believe in
love at first sight?
Mt w
how about love at
second sight?
does this rag smell
like choroform to you?
...
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#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the last one ruined it
#8 - camwilskel (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
-ayo gurl, are you a beaver?

-cuz dayum
#30 - krayon (12/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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Me - "Do you wanna play the rape game?"
Girl - "No!"
Me - "That's the spirit!"
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2012) [-]
-you look like my first wife.
-k
-never!
User avatar #23 - icameheretotroll (12/31/2012) [-]
How's life?
- Good. how about yours?
Good, what about you?


****
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#27 - anonymouzx (12/31/2012) [-]
I wish I was an Ion.

"Why?"

So I could form an exothermic bond with you.
User avatar #3 - Cookiez (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
-Hows life?

-Good, how about yours?

-I'm talking to her right now

Wat
#26 - bluelightbebop (12/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah, this is how it went.
#18 - phanact (12/31/2012) [-]
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#2 - kevaliz (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Some might actually work
#22 - urindanger (12/31/2012) [-]
"choroform"
#36 - choclategum (12/31/2012) [-]
Damn, these are good.
Damn, these are good.
#52 - RADDDDs (12/31/2012) [-]
i usually ask for a handshake from girls, and then proceed to kiss their hand

their reaction is priceless
#45 - palmtoyourface (12/31/2012) [-]
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that first one made no sense, a broken pencil has many points!
User avatar #29 - mydogsnameisjerome (12/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You- "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
Girl- "No. How much?"
You- "Enough to break the ice, Hi im [blank]"
#4 - camdiddy (12/30/2012) [-]
Looks like he's talking to a girl with a burka
#61 - prodigyoflaughs (12/31/2012) [+] (9 replies)
FJ, give me your "best" pickup lines,
User avatar #65 to #61 - tmgrskat ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
**tmgrskat rolled a random comment #1056 posted by UnaOWNED at Religion Board ** :
I don't like you, don't worry.
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