pickup lines. . a life without you is like a broken pencil pointless. do you can a jersey? name and number co: 1 need if you are a basketball 1 will never shoot
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pickup lines

a life without you is
like a broken pencil
pointless.
do you can a jersey?
name and number
co: 1 need
if you are a basketball
1 will never shoot
you look like my first wife
haw many
times haw
You been
married?
never.
what has 42 teeth and can hold
back the Incredible Hulk?
Mil
do YOU believe in
love at first sight?
Mt w
how about love at
second sight?
does this rag smell
like choroform to you?
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#8 - camwilskel (12/30/2012) [-]
-ayo gurl, are you a beaver?

-cuz dayum
#35 to #8 - dalgaard ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
Bawlin'
#24 - Rascal (12/31/2012) [-]
-you look like my first wife.
-k
-never!
#1 - Rascal (12/30/2012) [-]
the last one ruined it
User avatar #49 to #1 - xzenoo (12/31/2012) [-]
I have the idea this guys is supposed to be cheeky but romantically correct, that is why I think the 5th one was also a bit wrong.
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#2 - kevaliz (12/30/2012) [-]
Some might actually work
User avatar #6 to #2 - kadajsouba (12/30/2012) [-]
60 percent of the time they work every time
User avatar #23 - icameheretotroll (12/31/2012) [-]
How's life?
- Good. how about yours?
Good, what about you?


****
#36 - choclategum (12/31/2012) [-]
Damn, these are good.
Damn, these are good.
#30 - krayon (12/31/2012) [-]
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Me - "Do you wanna play the rape game?"
Girl - "No!"
Me - "That's the spirit!"
#50 to #30 - therealrainbowdash (12/31/2012) [-]
But what if they say yes...
User avatar #53 to #50 - Katzie (12/31/2012) [-]
Crack your fingers and say
Let's get down to it then
#64 to #53 - therealrainbowdash (12/31/2012) [-]
*Cracks fingers*   
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUISNESS   
TO DEFEAT THE HUNS.   
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS   
WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?
*Cracks fingers*
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUISNESS
TO DEFEAT THE HUNS.
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS
WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?
#26 - bluelightbebop (12/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, this is how it went.
#79 to #54 - bluelightbebop (12/31/2012) [-]
Never been one to stay on the Friend Zone.   
   
If you believe that is something only someone on the friend zone would say, i'm afraid you've met some pretty shallow / pedantic / terrible girls.
Never been one to stay on the Friend Zone.

If you believe that is something only someone on the friend zone would say, i'm afraid you've met some pretty shallow / pedantic / terrible girls.
#18 - phanact (12/31/2012) [-]
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#52 - RADDDDs (12/31/2012) [-]
i usually ask for a handshake from girls, and then proceed to kiss their hand

their reaction is priceless
#27 - anonymouzx (12/31/2012) [-]
I wish I was an Ion.

"Why?"

So I could form an exothermic bond with you.
#45 - palmtoyourface (12/31/2012) [-]
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that first one made no sense, a broken pencil has many points!
#22 - urindanger (12/31/2012) [-]
"choroform"
#4 - camdiddy (12/30/2012) [-]
Looks like he's talking to a girl with a burka
#46 - pokemanaphy (12/31/2012) [-]
MFW Chlorophorm
User avatar #3 - Cookiez (12/30/2012) [-]
-Hows life?

-Good, how about yours?

-I'm talking to her right now

Wat
#17 to #3 - fourthusername (12/31/2012) [-]
it implies that she is his life, in other words, the only thing of significance/worth living for in his life
#72 - boxdweller ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
**boxdweller rolled user SirSheepy ** This is my best pick up line. 60% of the time, it works every time.
#74 to #72 - Rascal (12/31/2012) [-]
HOLY ****
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User avatar #78 to #72 - SirSheepy (12/31/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes you can
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