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User avatar #1 - hilarityensues (12/30/2012) [-]
According to funnyjunk **** .. she must also have a retractable penis.
#12 to #1 - ninefag (12/30/2012) [-]
According to the **** pictures she must be old and chubby
User avatar #6 to #1 - cumsinbucket (12/30/2012) [-]
and furry don't forget those animal enthusiast
User avatar #7 to #6 - hilarityensues (12/30/2012) [-]
Someone with artistic flare should create a funnyjunk version.
#4 to #1 - rotucex (12/30/2012) [-]
And be your mother
User avatar #5 to #4 - hilarityensues (12/30/2012) [-]
I took the effort of a very complicated maths captcha to like your comment,

Be proud :D
User avatar #13 to #4 - Cookiez (12/30/2012) [-]
Or any kind of relative really
#36 - maddboiy (12/31/2012) [-]
and a penis
User avatar #24 - tastycrisps (12/31/2012) [-]
The perfect girlfriend wouldn't need a mute button
#25 - koobzacc (12/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 - Nahyon ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
This looks painful
#32 - gatorotterdolphin (12/31/2012) [-]
YOU CAN EAT HER DRESS.
THEN YOU CAN EAT HER VAGINA.
#16 - visualmind (12/31/2012) [-]
this face
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User avatar #40 - rebby (12/31/2012) [-]
too bad even if she was a gamer she would get harrassed about "not being a real nerd/gamer"
User avatar #29 - mrgoodbunny (12/31/2012) [-]
I don't like beer, make it mineral water or Vodka, and we are good.
User avatar #2 - skulldan (12/30/2012) [-]
oh wow, look the title says title, OMG THAT IS SO HIPSTER!!!
#8 to #2 - ludislavonac (12/30/2012) [-]
I'm hungover with a bad headache, don't expect me to write something witty
I'm hungover with a bad headache, don't expect me to write something witty
User avatar #9 to #8 - skulldan (12/30/2012) [-]
did i ask you to?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ludislavonac (12/30/2012) [-]
no, but you're complaining... you know what I don't give a damn, I'm going for a nap
User avatar #11 to #10 - skulldan (12/30/2012) [-]
night, dont let the bedbugs bite
#22 to #11 - CrackPipeWillie (12/31/2012) [-]
Stop talking please
Stop talking please
User avatar #30 to #22 - skulldan (12/31/2012) [-]
but, but.
User avatar #39 - arziben (12/31/2012) [-]
she looks


perfect
User avatar #37 - iforgetwhattosay (12/31/2012) [-]
i could go without the emma watson face (other pretty face is just as good), the gamer and the pokemon lover. the rest is essential. that might be why i'm single.
#23 - bronydash (12/31/2012) [-]
where's the penis?
User avatar #14 - grieze (12/31/2012) [-]
as a proud man who is not afraid to state his sexuality as straight i would like to know how women perceive us men as the perfect man.

im sure body like a greek god should be somewhere on that check list.
User avatar #17 to #14 - ladyluna (12/31/2012) [-]
I've noticed that women tend to be a lot more diverse in their tastes than men (at least that's what it seems like). I myself prefer a moderately muscular man with blue or green eyes, dark hair, olive skin, and some facial hair (I like a little scruff, not a damn wizard beard). However, my best friend prefers men that are much more effeminate- in her words, a skinny drama club nerd (once again, her words, not mine).

Behavior is where you make or break it, though. I've met some guys that were exactly my type looks-wise, but once they opened their mouth it was an instant deal-breaker. Nobody likes swagfags.
User avatar #19 to #17 - grieze (12/31/2012) [-]
ok, but women also should have common traits that they like in men. us men our common trait really is face, boobs, and ass. thats the physical part about. My friend told me what he looks for in a girl the first thing is the face which should look cute. he is a face man and i do agree with him but i on the other hand am more of a boob man. first thing i look on a gril is her boobs than up to face. no offense of course. it's just sexual preference. i need like a combo between face and boobs, but the boobs come first and face second. my other friend though is more of an ass man. so you kind of see how these preferences are coming in. the common traits. like what i've figured out about what women like or think like really is a man who is athletically fit and young, guys like zac efron or taylor laughtner, and they also like good hair, and face. some apparently like asses which i have gotten comments on my own by a few girls.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ladyluna (12/31/2012) [-]
Fair enough. I think the face plays more of a role for me, though. Because Zac Efron looks like a woman, and Taylor Lautner looks like an alpaca (despite his awesome body).
User avatar #21 to #20 - grieze (12/31/2012) [-]
ok how about men like hugh jackman?
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