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Found on the interwebz

According Bl! We flas' )]
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Submitted: 12/30/2012
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User avatar #1 - hilarityensues (12/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
According to funnyjunk **** .. she must also have a retractable penis.
User avatar #2 - skulldan (12/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
oh wow, look the title says title, OMG THAT IS SO HIPSTER!!!
#8 to #2 - ludislavonac (12/30/2012) [-]
I'm hungover with a bad headache, don't expect me to write something witty
I'm hungover with a bad headache, don't expect me to write something witty
#36 - maddboiy (12/31/2012) [-]
and a penis
User avatar #24 - tastycrisps (12/31/2012) [-]
The perfect girlfriend wouldn't need a mute button
#25 - koobzacc (12/31/2012) [-]
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#16 - visualmind (12/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
this face
User avatar #15 - Nahyon (12/31/2012) [-]
This looks painful
#32 - gatorotterdolphin (12/31/2012) [-]
YOU CAN EAT HER DRESS.
THEN YOU CAN EAT HER VAGINA.
User avatar #40 - rebby ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
too bad even if she was a gamer she would get harrassed about "not being a real nerd/gamer"
User avatar #39 - arziben (12/31/2012) [-]
she looks


perfect
User avatar #37 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
i could go without the emma watson face (other pretty face is just as good), the gamer and the pokemon lover. the rest is essential. that might be why i'm single.
User avatar #29 - mrgoodbunny (12/31/2012) [-]
I don't like beer, make it mineral water or Vodka, and we are good.
#23 - bronydash (12/31/2012) [-]
where's the penis?
User avatar #14 - grieze (12/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
as a proud man who is not afraid to state his sexuality as straight i would like to know how women perceive us men as the perfect man.

im sure body like a greek god should be somewhere on that check list.
User avatar #17 to #14 - ladyluna (12/31/2012) [-]
I've noticed that women tend to be a lot more diverse in their tastes than men (at least that's what it seems like). I myself prefer a moderately muscular man with blue or green eyes, dark hair, olive skin, and some facial hair (I like a little scruff, not a damn wizard beard). However, my best friend prefers men that are much more effeminate- in her words, a skinny drama club nerd (once again, her words, not mine).

Behavior is where you make or break it, though. I've met some guys that were exactly my type looks-wise, but once they opened their mouth it was an instant deal-breaker. Nobody likes swagfags.
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