Title. Found on the interwebz. According Bl! We flas' )]. According to funnyjunk .. she must also have a retractable penis. Title Found on the interwebz According Bl! We flas' )] to funnyjunk she must also have a retractable penis
Upload
Login or register
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (35)
[ 35 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
29 comments displayed.
#1 - hilarityensues
Reply +39
(12/30/2012) [-]
According to funnyjunk ****.. she must also have a retractable penis.
#3 to #1 - takakijcha
Reply +1
(12/30/2012) [-]
#6 to #1 - cumsinbucket
Reply +3
(12/30/2012) [-]
and furry don't forget those animal enthusiast
#7 to #6 - hilarityensues
Reply +3
(12/30/2012) [-]
Someone with artistic flare should create a funnyjunk version.
#12 to #1 - ninefag ONLINE
Reply +3
(12/30/2012) [-]
According to the **** pictures she must be old and chubby
#4 to #1 - rotucex
Reply +20
(12/30/2012) [-]
And be your mother
#5 to #4 - hilarityensues
Reply +1
(12/30/2012) [-]
I took the effort of a very complicated maths captcha to like your comment,

Be proud :D
#13 to #4 - Cookiez ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/30/2012) [-]
Or any kind of relative really
#2 - skulldan ONLINE
Reply -15
(12/30/2012) [-]
oh wow, look the title says title, OMG THAT IS SO HIPSTER!!!
#8 to #2 - ludislavonac [OP]
Reply +18
(12/30/2012) [-]
I'm hungover with a bad headache, don't expect me to write something witty
I'm hungover with a bad headache, don't expect me to write something witty
#9 to #8 - skulldan ONLINE
Reply -4
(12/30/2012) [-]
did i ask you to?
#10 to #9 - ludislavonac [OP]
Reply +5
(12/30/2012) [-]
no, but you're complaining... you know what I don't give a damn, I'm going for a nap
#11 to #10 - skulldan ONLINE
Reply -6
(12/30/2012) [-]
night, dont let the bedbugs bite
#22 to #11 - CrackPipeWillie
Reply +4
(12/31/2012) [-]
Stop talking please
Stop talking please
#30 to #22 - skulldan ONLINE
Reply -2
(12/31/2012) [-]
but, but.
#36 - maddboiy
Reply +8
(12/31/2012) [-]
and a penis
#24 - tastycrisps
Reply +7
(12/31/2012) [-]
The perfect girlfriend wouldn't need a mute button
#25 - koobzacc
Reply +6
(12/31/2012) [-]
This image has expired
The last time this was posted
#16 - visualmind
Reply +3
(12/31/2012) [-]
this face
#27 to #16 - txsslg **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#28 to #16 - txsslg **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#15 - Nahyon ONLINE
Reply +3
(12/31/2012) [-]
This looks painful
#32 - gatorotterdolphin
Reply +2
(12/31/2012) [-]
YOU CAN EAT HER DRESS.
THEN YOU CAN EAT HER VAGINA.
#40 - rebby
Reply +1
(12/31/2012) [-]
too bad even if she was a gamer she would get harrassed about "not being a real nerd/gamer"
#14 - grieze
Reply -1
(12/31/2012) [-]
as a proud man who is not afraid to state his sexuality as straight i would like to know how women perceive us men as the perfect man.

im sure body like a greek god should be somewhere on that check list.
#17 to #14 - ladyluna
Reply 0
(12/31/2012) [-]
I've noticed that women tend to be a lot more diverse in their tastes than men (at least that's what it seems like). I myself prefer a moderately muscular man with blue or green eyes, dark hair, olive skin, and some facial hair (I like a little scruff, not a damn wizard beard). However, my best friend prefers men that are much more effeminate- in her words, a skinny drama club nerd (once again, her words, not mine).

Behavior is where you make or break it, though. I've met some guys that were exactly my type looks-wise, but once they opened their mouth it was an instant deal-breaker. Nobody likes swagfags.
#19 to #17 - grieze
Reply -1
(12/31/2012) [-]
ok, but women also should have common traits that they like in men. us men our common trait really is face, boobs, and ass. thats the physical part about. My friend told me what he looks for in a girl the first thing is the face which should look cute. he is a face man and i do agree with him but i on the other hand am more of a boob man. first thing i look on a gril is her boobs than up to face. no offense of course. it's just sexual preference. i need like a combo between face and boobs, but the boobs come first and face second. my other friend though is more of an ass man. so you kind of see how these preferences are coming in. the common traits. like what i've figured out about what women like or think like really is a man who is athletically fit and young, guys like zac efron or taylor laughtner, and they also like good hair, and face. some apparently like asses which i have gotten comments on my own by a few girls.
#20 to #19 - ladyluna
Reply -1
(12/31/2012) [-]
Fair enough. I think the face plays more of a role for me, though. Because Zac Efron looks like a woman, and Taylor Lautner looks like an alpaca (despite his awesome body).
#21 to #20 - grieze
Reply -1
(12/31/2012) [-]
ok how about men like hugh jackman?
[ 35 comments ]
Leave a comment