One day to be the pope. . Hall Ijust hopped in the shower. wit got really stuffy so I opened the bathroom window. rel continued my shower as normal until a BIRD
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One day to be the pope

Hall
Ijust hopped in the shower.
wit got really stuffy so I opened the bathroom window.
rel continued my shower as normal until a ******* BIRD fhew in the window
restarted flying around the bathroom knocking **** overhue counter and ramming into the mirror.
of shock, I stopped back and slipped on a bottle of shampoo
schmacked face first into the warm bathtub :) or.
I regained consciousness the bird continued to ruin the bathroom and run into the mirror.
I _ this point we are now 30 seconds into the ordeal so its starting to hurt itself
I I 'i.. viii, Jti) )( ial Irq H . bird gives up and lands on the counter.
i get out ofthe shower ass naked and walk overdo the counter.
wit stares at me and I stare back at It.
rel tell the bird that there is no ******* way I' m tucking him so he should fly out the way he came.
clearly doesn' t understand so i am left with no choice
rel grabage bird in mytogzl and carry it outside.
DISTILL naked
w I make it outside and decide that I need to bird at LEAST a few feet from my door
it doesn' t fly back inside.
i step out there, my ALWAYS ABSENT neighbors choose a wonderful time to pull in their
driveway, which is overlooking mine.
here i am, Naked, with a towel IN my hands and not around me
rain my driveway
rel release the towel so the bird can escape and the neighbors can finally understand
s happening.
i release the towel the bird falls lifeless to the :) or.
God Damnitt
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