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Submitted: 12/29/2012
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#7 - evilanakie ONLINE (12/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #23 - PandaCheese (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
26th of September 2012 - It's been 2 days since I entered this maze of hell. My rations are scarce. My partner has lost his mind. His eyes now run soulless. I will be lucky if I get to my destination by tomorrows nightfall.

27th of September 2012 - I feel as if there is no escape to this torture of the soul. My partner is gone. He made an attempt to kill me and I had to defend myself. I am to tired to go on for the night. I must rest. I feel my soul has escaped from me and my only hope to reclaim it is to move on. It's so lonely.

28th of September 2012 - I have almost made it. I can see the smoke escaping from the chimney of my destination. If I keep moving I'll be able to get there by nightfall. I have to hope I do not make the wrong turn.

28th of September 2012 - I have made it. I can smell the essence of mahogany coming from the front porch. I have my sense of life back. I have reclaimed my soul. This is the final frontier. I am going to ring the door now and achieve what I came here for. This diary is as of now finished. I bless my partner and hope his soul has made it out of this hell, and I would like to thank him for all he's done for me. I've finally made it. For him.

*Ding dong*

"Excuse me sir, can you spare a moment for Jesus christ?"

User avatar #18 - kiratheunholy (12/30/2012) [-]
Or just walk through the forest behind it.
#9 - yveinesteele (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Thumb for Gosick.
Thumb for Gosick.
#4 - grahamernazi (12/30/2012) [-]
Reminds me of that one sadistic Sims playthrough someone made.
#17 - spirits (12/30/2012) [-]
You could Literally walk around the maze
#16 - dmagen (12/30/2012) [-]
the boss
#21 - itemmaaan (12/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Gee I never found this funny until now. Thanks for posting it again, the first 7 times I didn't understand this.
#20 - connorbeyond (12/30/2012) [-]
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#6 - mcfattyfatty (12/30/2012) [-]
For those who don't know, all info can be found here:
#46 - luckyspirit (12/30/2012) [-]
Reminds me of that "The carpool will arrive in one hour" post.
Reminds me of that "The carpool will arrive in one hour" post.
User avatar #37 - askafj (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A Nick would have said
"Guys, we're walking around it!"
#35 - jiwijoo (12/30/2012) [-]
Parkour bitches, I'll be hopping those hedges like no tomorrow.
Parkour bitches, I'll be hopping those hedges like no tomorrow.
#28 - ickutt (12/30/2012) [-]
every time a Jehovahs witness comes to my door.
every time a Jehovahs witness comes to my door.
User avatar #26 - carpediam (12/30/2012) [-]
Hand on right wall, eventually make it in.
User avatar #30 - telekinetic (12/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
or you could walk around
#29 - jaevel (12/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 - leeroyjankens (12/30/2012) [-]
ive always wanted to dress up like a jehovah's witness for halloween, go door to door asking them for candy and to listen to my annoying ramblings

though im sure ill just get a punch to the face instead of candy
User avatar #10 - daentraya (12/30/2012) [-]
This is where you get the big gardening tools, a compass, and cut your way thru it.
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