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#57 - pineneedles (12/30/2012) [-]
their first conversation.
#29 - rogrizzle (12/29/2012) [-]
i felt like you were yelling at me because of the caps any way that gave me a feel mfw
i felt like you were yelling at me because of the caps any way that gave me a feel mfw
User avatar #31 to #29 - bitchitroll ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
stencil std only types in caps
#32 to #31 - rogrizzle (12/29/2012) [-]
oh well congrats on the proposal
oh well congrats on the proposal
User avatar #69 - coldtouch (12/30/2012) [-]
I read it in a screaming voice.
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User avatar #86 - kobemamba (12/30/2012) [-]
So this is a wedding invitation?
#76 - phanact (12/30/2012) [-]
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Sometimes, good stuff like this really happens

congratulations OP
User avatar #571 to #76 - quincyadam (05/20/2013) [-]
hey danny
User avatar #573 to #76 - bitchitroll ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
remember phanact. you may not like me but you did congratulate me
#253 - thecrimsonfucker (12/30/2012) [-]
>meet user here on FJ on one of the threads
>finds out she lives in the same state as I (michigan)
>We hit it off right away
>within 3 days we are dating
>things go well for a while really well, we like all of the same stuff
>decide to get her a promise ring (because im not old enough to get married)
>we fall in love
>3 days ago
>get text from her, literally 5 minutes before i am ready to go see her
>we are taking a "break"
>feel crushed but not completley, only a break
>yesterday night, get a text from her.. picture of her on her knee's at a party sucking two dicks.
>her "sorry, wrong person"
>Mfw women are cruel bitches no matter how cool they seem.

such is life
User avatar #264 to #253 - itjusthappened (12/30/2012) [-]
hahaaa
#362 to #253 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm so sorry :( I honestly can't believe how bitchy us girls can be and I'm even more disappointed it was an fj girl. All girls are somewhat bitchy, but no girl should ever be that bad to someone they supposedly care about. At least you didn't marry such a heartless slutty bitch. Good luck! Don't cry <3
User avatar #371 to #253 - tropius (12/30/2012) [-]
What is her username?
User avatar #489 to #371 - thecrimsonfucker (12/31/2012) [-]
Her account belongs to another person, and if I mentioned then they would freak out
#380 to #253 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Pic or didn't happen
#289 to #253 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
i live in michigan and im sorry to hear bout that bro D:
#374 to #253 - reactderp (12/30/2012) [-]
Dude, are you serious?
Thats... very sad, sorry to hear that
#305 to #253 - bladebites (12/30/2012) [-]
Sorry that happened. We're not all like that.
Sorry that happened. We're not all like that.
User avatar #490 to #305 - thecrimsonfucker (12/31/2012) [-]
I know, don't worry....

she is just a bitch who likes to play with my feelings
User avatar #491 to #490 - bladebites (12/31/2012) [-]
There are far too many people like that. If you don't like a person, tell them.
Don't be a bitch about it.
She sounds kind of like a she-douche, considering her only reaction to sending you the picture was "sorry, wrong person". You deserve someone better than her anyway.
User avatar #492 to #491 - thecrimsonfucker (12/31/2012) [-]
I just feel like no one else wants me, she was my first real GF and i am 17 and i am pretty sure she was dating me out of pity...

a decent woman is so hard to find in this day and age.. and all of the good ones are taken
User avatar #546 to #492 - bladebites (12/31/2012) [-]
Don't be too hard on yourself. It's not that no one wants you, it's that you're surrounded by the wrong people. If most of the decent chicks around you are taken, then it's going to be pretty hard to find someone whether you're the hottest dude on the planet or not.
From the sound of it, you just know too many bitches.
You'll find a good chick, trust me. You sound like a great guy.
Just don't rush it, or you'll keep ending up in relationships with people who aren't worth much. You're better off alone than with the wrong person. c:
User avatar #547 to #546 - thecrimsonfucker (01/01/2013) [-]
everyone in my area is a bitch... and other than one person i feel like there is no one out there for me. i probably would be better off if i didnt have really bad social anxiety.. if i could actually talk to people IRL things would probably be better for me ya know?
User avatar #548 to #547 - bladebites (01/01/2013) [-]
I used to be extremely shy, though I wouldn't know what it was like to have social anxiety so I can't completely relate.
People won't judge you as much as you think they will. What helped me was just picturing myself from their point of view. I'm bad at wording things, so bear with me.
To them, you just look like a dude, you know?
The way I saw it before was kind of like I was the weird one. Like everyone else was "normal" and I was just weird. You have to remember that they're just people, too. They're not that judgmental, they have insecurities and secrets just like everyone else. They're not going to give you the "WTF" glare for just speaking your mind, and anyoen who does is most likely not worth talking to.
You don't have to open up to people completely at first, but no one is going to judge you for just saying "hi", you get me?
They won't see all the negative things you have in your head, just a friendly dude saying hi. You're more likely to make friends than enemies by trying to meet someone. You won't have a close relationship right away, but the more you get to know them, the less insecure you'll be. You'll know them well enough to kind of just chill out around them.
Also, happy new year!
#326 to #253 - genderbender (12/30/2012) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
User avatar #279 to #253 - radtroll (12/30/2012) [-]
Moral of the story:

spend at least a year with a girl before even thinking about marriage.
show her all sides of you, the good, the bad, and the really twisted perverted ugly.
never tell her you love her, it's for the best for both of you
be 100% yourself with her, even if you are an asshole (I'm not saying it's right to stay that way)

if she put up with all your **** and always stayed by your side, she it the one. tell her you love her, and never ever let her go.
#403 - notsureiffunnyorjk (12/30/2012) [-]
Your story touched my Dick Heart OP.
Your story touched my Dick Heart OP.
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User avatar #444 to #389 - superninjacookie (12/30/2012) [-]
There will be nothing left after it's finished. I think, maybe, the world would end.

Or wherever they get married will have a very sudden, very large outbreak of raving insane drunk people.

User avatar #497 to #389 - bitchitroll ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
when it comes time for the wedding i could broadcast it on tinychat and post a link to it for everyone to come watch
#368 - maartenc (12/30/2012) [-]
Congrats, but for ****** sake. Use another font.
#377 to #368 - anaklusmos (12/30/2012) [-]
at least it wasn't comic sans.
User avatar #51 - dafatpenguin (12/30/2012) [-]
congratz, i wish i had luck like that. every time I ask a girl out on funnyjunk they tell me i'm a perv... but thats **** for ya
User avatar #243 to #51 - popkornking (12/30/2012) [-]
LOL why on Earth would you want any of those whales?
User avatar #367 - kinglobster (12/30/2012) [-]
to think, if you friend was still alive, this never would have happened.
#379 to #367 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
dude thats ******
User avatar #375 to #367 - laelaps (12/30/2012) [-]
was it worth it?
User avatar #320 - iamcraig (12/30/2012) [-]
You better ******* invite us all.
User avatar #246 - pinstre (12/30/2012) [-]
You flew all the way to England to marry someone you met on Funnyjunk?
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowww...
User avatar #175 - jaerbuen (12/30/2012) [-]
Of all the fonts, you had to choose one of the worst. GJ OP
User avatar #205 to #175 - vanoreo (12/30/2012) [-]
Comic Sans...
User avatar #484 to #205 - jaerbuen (12/31/2012) [-]
Hence: One of the worst.
User avatar #418 - ovary (12/30/2012) [-]
Beautiful story, awful choice of font.
User avatar #426 to #418 - scrax (12/30/2012) [-]
And colour.
User avatar #34 - icameheretotroll (12/29/2012) [-]
Why would you marry your hand
User avatar #344 - mufffinkiller (12/30/2012) [-]
I am taking this post as an invitation to their wedding, ill bring pretzels
User avatar #499 to #344 - bitchitroll ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
bring em on then
#342 - weinerdick (12/30/2012) [-]
I thought it was gonna be a joke and that you went o England to buy a blow-up doll or something
I am disappoint
#348 to #342 - peeta (12/30/2012) [-]
i thought it was gonna be a joke too since i saw the username first.
#350 to #348 - weinerdick (12/30/2012) [-]
Lol I didn't even notice the name until you just pointed it out
Lol I didn't even notice the name until you just pointed it out
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