Dumb bartender. he be dum as hell. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Long day?" asks the bartender. No, all days are 2 asdas dasdasd
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Dumb bartender

Dumb bartender. he be dum as hell. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Long day?" asks the bartender. No, all days are 2

he be dum as hell

A visibly exhausted and distressed man
walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Long day?" asks the bartender.
No, all days are 24 hours long" the man
replies, amazed at how uneducated the
bartender is.
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User avatar #2 - noket (12/30/2012) [-]
Was he Sheldon?
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#19 to #2 - hiernameoo has deleted their comment [-]
#6 - loldonkaments (12/30/2012) [-]
a priest, a rapist and a pedofile walk into a bar - he orders a drink!
#14 to #6 - radtroll ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
#17 to #6 - arsenalthegunners (12/30/2012) [-]
the only problem is, it has to be "walks".
User avatar #4 - oogaman ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Actually, I believe it's twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes. Or something like that.
User avatar #5 to #4 - stunning (12/30/2012) [-]
you are either correct or the answer is something like that
#7 to #4 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (12/30/2012) [-]
Actually, the length of the solar day varies over the year. For example, in September, the average day is 21 seconds less than 24 hours, and in December, it is 29 seconds longer. The discrepancy occurs throughout the year in different months and culminates in a year being 365.25 days long, requiring a year with one less day every four years.
Actually, the length of the solar day varies over the year. For example, in September, the average day is 21 seconds less than 24 hours, and in December, it is 29 seconds longer. The discrepancy occurs throughout the year in different months and culminates in a year being 365.25 days long, requiring a year with one less day every four years.
#9 to #7 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
1 day every four years has an extra day, not one less day
User avatar #15 to #9 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (12/30/2012) [-]
Right, sorry. I was doing my math wrong.
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User avatar #16 to #7 - oogaman ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Right. I may have been thinking of an average.
#8 to #7 - nosauceforyou (12/30/2012) [-]
Breaking Bad gif thread? I could use some more to add to my collection..
Breaking Bad gif thread? I could use some more to add to my collection..
#22 to #8 - prodigyoflaughs (12/30/2012) [-]
Does this count?
#11 to #8 - cookedspider (12/30/2012) [-]
Name me some you need that I might have.
Name me some you need that I might have.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nosauceforyou (12/30/2012) [-]
All of them!
#13 to #12 - cookedspider (12/30/2012) [-]
Oh god, all of them would take up to almost half an hour
Oh god, all of them would take up to almost half an hour
User avatar #1 - phoenix grinder (12/29/2012) [-]
a depressed Mayan walks into a bar

"Cheer up" says the bartender "it might still happen"
#18 - anon (12/30/2012) [-]
Actually, each day is approximately 0.00000002 seconds longer than the previous. Nothing to worry about now, but two centuries from now each day will be 26 seconds longer.
User avatar #21 - ichooseslowpoke (12/30/2012) [-]
What about the days when you you move your clcok forward or back an hour for daylight savings time?
#10 - xashun (12/30/2012) [-]
**xashun rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Fucking title. ** hfw
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